EXCLUSIVE COMMENTARY FROM TOT MEMBER #2 DG
McEwan - fanny baws fuct it over up the dougie after 2 litres of fresh country shite cider. from Spar £1.99. Several KOs plus gubbed cold fish. amateur.

BENNYBOY---- Took a pipe backwards, thot hed pished himself,, didnt know where he was, spewed, went wi a 11 year old.

JAMIE RUSSELL - oh dear

Jamie Watt
Drank what is believed to be small quantities of cider and then SHAT HIMSLEF. LAYERED HIS PANTS. TURDED HIMSELF.

BLACKSTOCK (again)
Oh dear blackstock...at the caz, me, dougie and andy, all chipped in for a carry out between the 4 of us. We got 5 litres of Pulse cider and started the session. After a while we could see how recked blacsktock was: he was swaying, he spewed and swallowed it, he wanted to go home. (Of course we put our watches back...)
Then we brought on our cazum friend: Peter the Pipe. We made blackstock puff like fuck (making sure there were a good few lighters on it as he did) then brought on the Pink Floyd. This brought blackstock into a hopeless trip/whitey as he tried to leave and then spewed. But of course we chased him all the way down to the road and INSISTED on a game of P-The-D (pass the dragon). What a night!

The 3 camping whiteys
Our biggest success - 3 vomits out of 5 people at our full on camping trip. Here's the info
MOISER - moiser was out cold for a good 3 hours, jaked on his 2 litres of Pulse cider. he spewed.
CAMMY - a clearly caned cammy spewed blood after his 5 cans of Miller!!
FRANKO - aye, aye, I barfed as well...last one standing though i should point out...heaviest drinker there as well...only a wee whitey you know...

MATT INNES
I don't have the info yet, but i gaurantee this amateur will be revealed.

BLACKSTOCK
i could tell after he k-b'd his j. a tranced blackstock floating out of the summerhouse and along the greeny.

Andy Y
the famous day. after a game of the ol' p-the-d, andy decked it. twice. and then went back to school. classic stuff

Musker
not quite as good as the last one, one day, musker turned green for some reason

Blackstock
another summerhouse event: 'eh, i've got detention' - says blackstock after a smoke and leaves early. he later admitted he was pure stoned

Finny
i'm going for a piss........then he returns with vomit all up his leg. a classic, from finny the pimpster

punjab + bob
ahhh...the 2 in 1 day. a clearly, spaced punjab staggered away with a blow-backed bob, who had just fallen down the cliff (almost)

I'm sure there will be more to come, throughout the rest of school. so, until then...