The TOT aint nuthing to fuck with

What is the TOT
The Ten Commandments of the TOT
How to join the TOT
TOT Buisness appointments
Take the TOT quiz (ability level 1)


What is the TOT?

The TOT is an organisation dedicated to toking on tour...the TOT believe that weed-induced bliss can be discovered anywhere...and anywhere must be searched for the best spots, dens, forests etc
In simple - the TOT want to find the best places to get jaked.
The TOT can only get larger with more and more pro-tokers. Resistance is futile.

Soon this webpage will inform you of quality toking spots in Scotland (mostly Ayrshire area).


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The TEN Commandments of the T.O.T

1. The first rule of the TOT is, don't talk about the TOT.
2. The second rule of the TOT is, reject your first offer.
3. The third rule of the TOT is, always be prepared.
4. The fourth rule of the TOT is, repect the herb.
5. The fifth rule of the TOT is, use all resources to maximise toke (see
TOKING DILEMAS and PIPES)
6. The sixth rule of the TOT is, NO LIGHTWEIGHTS (andy young, any of the molloys...)
7. The seventh rule of the TOT is, toke till you choke.
8. The eighth rule of the TOT is, you cannot join the TOT, you have to be an asset to the cause.
9. The nineth rule of the TOT is, you have to know at least five toking games.
10. The tenth rule of the TOT is, if you want to be a member of the TOT, you have to TOKE ON TOUR!


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How to Join the TOT

--The TOT is only open to professional tokers who are 100% dedicated to the job.
WE ACCEPT NO AMATEURS.
If you feel you could handle the smoke, then give me an
give me an e-mail, or phone the mobile of one of the founding members (#s coming soon)

Soon there will be a form which you can fill out with your details, and soon you could be Toking on Tour...not before your initiation of course....

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TOT BUISNESS ENGAGEMENTS

Fri 18th August - DESTINATION: D PARK, TREE, LARGS.
The CAZINO will come to largs for a showdown party to end the summer.

Every Wednesday (subject to possibility) - DESTINATION: CAZUM, WK.
Part-timers night. Bring an amateur and show them the style of the TOT.

Every Friday - DESTINATION: CAZUM, WK.
The CAZino gambling circuit is brought to you by the CAZUM enterprises.


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