Raydark: I spat in Celeste's ale
sexybunnybutt: *growls* that was the expensive kind, too... no urine
Raydark: LOL
sexybunnybutt: why? why oh why did you spit in my ale?
Raydark: They don't start slipping urine in it until you start to get drunk
sexybunnybutt: though it's hard to tell
Raydark: then it's straight piss when you can barely pour it into your mouth cuz yer so drunk
sexybunnybutt: eeew
Raydark: why did I do it? It was poison. I didn't want you to drink it. your great uncle ran over the pet dog of the bartender's family and he was trying to seek revenge, but I saw through his plot
sexybunnybutt: how handy
Raydark: I am.
sexybunnybutt: Hmm, why don't we go on a quest to figure out my gender?
Raydark: yes!
Raydark: we shall
sexybunnybutt: I was cursed by an evil warlock and he destroyed my memory
sexybunnybutt: so I have no clue
Raydark: Okay. Sounds like a good quest
sexybunnybutt: *dances*
Raydark: and you're shy so you wont let me pull down your pants
Raydark: to see what you are....of course.
Raydark: that would be cheating
sexybunnybutt: and it doesn't help for me to look, because I can't tell the difference anyway
Raydark: oh
Raydark: ok
Raydark: don't know what to look for
sexybunnybutt: exactly
Raydark: Hmm. That's a toughie
sexybunnybutt: we must find a celibate androgynous monk to look and see
Raydark: How many of those have you ever met?
sexybunnybutt: none, that's why it's such a hard quest
Raydark: oh.
Raydark: So like...how do we start?
sexybunnybutt: leaving the tavern would probably be a good start
Raydark: You're a smart ace, you know that
sexybunnybutt: *looks sheepish* that's why no one will help me
sexybunnybutt: I usually end up getting stabbed repeatedly in my sleep
Raydark: So what's your name
sexybunnybutt: oriyan
sexybunnybutt: I think
Raydark: not sure, huh.
sexybunnybutt: I'm not sure about a lot of things. what's yer name?
Raydark: Ceria
sexybunnybutt: doood
Raydark: What?
sexybunnybutt: lucky, you can tell your gender from your name.
Raydark: ...Okay, yeaaahhh....Done with your drink?
sexybunnybutt: I have been since you spat in it
Raydark: Oh. Oh yeah. Well...*takes your drink and drinks the rest of it*
Raydark: Mmmm...
sexybunnybutt: I thought that was poisoned
Raydark: Only for you.
sexybunnybutt: oh
sexybunnybutt: shall we go?
Raydark: Bartenders....they can be tricky.
sexybunnybutt: I think I'm going to kill him, excuse me for a minute
Raydark: *stands up on her stool, jumps off, ninja kicking someone in the head in the process, and runs out yelling * HAVE FUN
sexybunnybutt: *chases the bartender (who's name is Dave) around with a large battle axe*
Raydark: *Waits outside of the inn* I hope Oriyan is a guy so I can make out with it later.
sexybunnybutt: *comes out of the tavern covered in blood and various organs and a big grin on he/r face* Hey! All done!
Raydark: That was quick.
Raydark: You know I just made up that poison story crap.
sexybunnybutt: *starts* Um, yeah.. of course I did. What do you take me for?
Raydark: Dunno.....You don't even take yourself for anything. *walks*
Raydark: Hey, do you pee standing up or sitting down?
sexybunnybutt: I alternate depending on how cold it is outside
Raydark: Dang.
Raydark: *scratches her head in thought*
Raydark: Do you have boobs?
sexybunnybutt: what are those?
Raydark: *pats her boobs*
Raydark: These
sexybunnybutt: Hmm *checks*
Raydark: *Raises an eyebrow, expectantly* And?
sexybunnybutt: not sure
Raydark: *leans over to look* Lemme see
sexybunnybutt: there's definitely SOMEthing, but I might just be amazingly muscular
sexybunnybutt: *claps shirt* PERVERT!
Raydark: *Gazes at you flatly* Fine then.
Raydark: Do you think girls are hot or do you think guys are hot?
sexybunnybutt: Duh! I can't tell the difference. aren't you paying attention?
Raydark: You can't.
Raydark: ..
Raydark: Wow.
Raydark: You called me a girl in the bar, though.
sexybunnybutt: I was just trying to break the ice. if you'd been a guy, it would have worked, too
Raydark: I guess that almost makes sense
sexybunnybutt: *blinks* the person next to me just grabbed my boob. or my pec. whichever
Raydark: when?
sexybunnybutt: just now *kills them gruesomely*
Raydark: *Looks at the mangled body* I think you have emotional problems. What if it was an accident?
sexybunnybutt: Maybe, but I wouldn't want to take that chance
Raydark: *walks a few more inches away from you, cautiously*
sexybunnybutt: I blew it again, didn't I? *screams* WHY DON'T PEOPLE LIKE ME?!!!
sexybunnybutt: *runs away crying*
Raydark: Big axe kind of implies male...Fits of crying implies female..
Raydark: I'm so confused...*swirly eyes*
Raydark: *Runs after Oriyan*
sexybunnybutt: *is hiding in an alley, sobbing*
Raydark: *Grabs Oriyan by the hair and drags it out of the alley*
Raydark: Definitely no monks in there.
sexybunnybutt: *sniffles*
Raydark: And people don't like you because you kill them sporadically.
sexybunnybutt: Oh, I never thought of it like that. I'll try not to
Raydark: Killing people sporadically is bad.
sexybunnybutt: oh, I dunno
sexybunnybutt: gives the janitors something to do
Raydark: No, you don't know. That's why I'm telling you.
sexybunnybutt: thank you ^_^
Raydark: No problem,
Raydark: So do you remember anything at all?
Raydark: Like...for instance...why you were fighting an evil warlock that just decided to erase your memory instead of eradicating you
sexybunnybutt: Hmm, only that I'm supposed to avoid some guy named Krakka
sexybunnybutt: that's about it
Raydark: Hrmm...
sexybunnybutt: apparently, he's mean or something
Raydark: Can you get your memory back?
sexybunnybutt: *gets distracted by something shiny*
sexybunnybutt: what?
Raydark: Do you think you can get your memory back?
sexybunnybutt: I sure as heck hope so
sexybunnybutt: cuz that would really bite
Raydark: Another question.
sexybunnybutt: shoot
Raydark: Why did you talk to me out of everyone else in the tavern?
sexybunnybutt: your sword was the shiniest
Raydark: I have a sword?
sexybunnybutt: maybe you don't I can't tell
Raydark: *Wonders what on her being could be "shiny"*
sexybunnybutt: you had something that seemed to be a sword, and it seemed to me to be shiny-er than anyone else's
sexybunnybutt: though I could be mistaken
Raydark: I have a dagger
sexybunnybutt: or maybe it was fuzzy. either way, I was very drunk
sexybunnybutt: that's it, you dag-thingy
Raydark: you were drunk? how did you know you weren't drinking straight piss?
Raydark: ...*grabs throat and gags*
sexybunnybutt: I think I might have been
Raydark: *Gag* siiiiiccckk!
sexybunnybutt: I think I need a tic tac
Raydark: Me too
sexybunnybutt: oh yea, you drank it too, didn't you. that wasn't very bright
Raydark: Shut up
Raydark: *ceria skips along* Toktobis: *Oriyan imitates her and falls over* Raydark: *she looks down* You're not allowed to skip until we know what gender you are Toktobis: doesn't seem to work so well, does it? Raydark: not when you do it.. Raydark: Oh yeah Toktobis: *gets up and dusts himself off* Raydark: Just so you know, I'm a wanted outlaw Toktobis: really? that's cool. what'd you do? Raydark: I steal from the rich and give to myself Raydark: I blow up things and people I don't like Toktobis: Hmm, are they ugly people? Raydark: sometimes Toktobis: if they're ugly, it's ok with me Raydark: you're pretty hot for a whatever you are Toktobis: *blushes* thank you Raydark: ^^ Toktobis: shucks Raydark: that seems kind of wrong, but oh well Toktobis: heheheheh Raydark: So yeah...since I'm an outlaw, there've been all of these overly pompous do-gooders and mercenaries hired out to kill me...so they follow me around all of the time....*she looks annoyed* Toktobis: I hate those, can I kill them for you? Raydark: well *blink blink* if you want to Toktobis: *dances* Raydark: You're weird Raydark: *looks at it* Toktobis: *blink blink* what? Raydark: *she shakes her head* I usually freak most people out. But you still seem to be following me. and dancing while you're at it Toktobis: I like you... and dan