So you want the day off ? Let's take a look at what you're asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work.

There are 52 weeks per year in each of which you already have 2 days off, leaving 261 days available for work.

You spend 16 hours each day away from work, which uses up a further 170 days leaving only 91 days available.

You spend 30 minutes per day taking coffee breaks, accounting for 23 days a year and leaving only 68 days available for work.

With a 1 hour lunch break each day you use up another 48 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.

You also get 5 days off for public holidays, leaving 17 days available for work.

You normally spend 2 days per annum on sick leave; this leaves you with only 15 days available working time.

We generously allow you 14 days a year off for your holidays - which leaves you only available for work on 1 day per annum .....

and I'll be damned if you're going to take that day off !!!!

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