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The Rant (Continued)

You people that are dating right now, do you like to just tie up the phone line fore about five-six hours at about time three times a day? Then consider yourself several of my most hated people. Nothing tears me like someone who just LAGS on the phone. They don't actually talk or discuss anything, they just stay on the phone because they feel this is somehow connecting them. Take my friend. He wakes up in cold sweats at three or four in the morning because he forgot to call his girlfriend so he could hear her breathe. Nothing wrong with a little adulation within a relationship (sometimes out of also) but to have to be constantly in contact is just stupid and annoying to other people. This same friend, every time he has people over for one reason or another, he completely ignores them and then leaves the room with his phone. If the people follow, then he promptly leaves for another room. I don't care. If I'm on the phone, I'll cuss someone out in front of people. If they judge me, fine. At least they're getting an accurate reading. People say the stupidest things in a relationship. They talk of love and all that other bullshit, but when the girl has a bun in the oven or when they spend enough time together, that's the end of the line for love. Then they start talking about blame as in where to lay it. Who's fault it is and then the discussions start straying towards annoyance. Then it just gets ugly.

Well I'm glad we had this little chat. I'm dating again, but with an infinitely superior specimen. As I'm typing nothing's really changed. Some of the people mentioned have bettered themselves (the whipped guy) and all the others have not (Telephone guy, ex, ogre). There's also something to be said of Booty calls. Nothing wrong with them. Another rant's in the making. Explore the webpage some.

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