This man and his wife decide to move from the city to the country. So they buy a small farm and move.

A while later they decide they need some animals for their farm, so the man goes into the local village market the next day.

He's walking around and spots a farmer selling roosters. He decides that a rooster would be good on his little farm. The

farmer, seeing the city man coming along, decides here is a way to make extra money on the stupid city guy. The man

asks the farmer how much for a rooster, to which the farmer replies," Oh no, these aren't roosters, these are special.

They are known as cocks and they are much better than roosters. A cock will protect your farm unlike a rooster." So the

city guy thinks he is getting a good deal and pays a bit extra for the cock.

So they guy walks along carrying his cock and he comes upon a farmer selling hens. This farmer seeing that he is a city

guy, decides that he can also make a git of extra cash. The man asks how much for a hen to which this farmer replies,

" Oh no, these aren't normal hens, these are known as poulets and they will lay twice as many eggs as a hen.

" So once again the guy falls for it and pays a little extra.

So he's walking along carrying his purchases under his arms, when he sees a guy selling donkeys. And he has always

wanted a donkey. But once again, this farmer knowns he can make some extra money off of a stupid city guy. So when

the man asks how much for a donkey, the farmer replies," This is not a donkey. This is an ass. A donkey will stop walking

and you won't get him started again. But if an ass stops walking all you have to do is scratch him on his back and he will

start walking again." So of course the man pays extra for the ass.

So he's riding his ass home, when all of a suuden it stops. But he has his two chickens under his arms and can't get him to

move. So along comes one of the village ladies and he yells out to her, "Excuse me can you do me a favour"

"Of course," says the lady, "Anything for a nice man from the city. What is it"

To which the city man replies," Can you please hold my cock and poulet, while I scratch my ass"