Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing

or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies

would probably advertise more openly. Imagine the trademarks:-

Nike Condoms : - Just do it.

Toyota Condoms : - Oh.. what a feeling.

Ford Condoms : - The ride of your life.

Sony Condoms : - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.

Microsoft Condoms : - Where do you want to go today ?

KFC Condoms : - Finger Licking Good.

M&Ms Condoms : - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Coca-Cola Condoms : - The Real Thing.

Ever-Ready Condoms : - Keep going and going ....

Macintosh Condoms : - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

Pringles Condoms : - Once you pop, you can't stop.

USA Brands

Budwiser Condoms:- This bud's for you

Burger King Condoms:- Home of the Whopper

Gatorade Condoms:- The thirst Quencher

Ball Park Franks Condoms:- They plump when you use em

Charmin Condoms:- Don't squeeze the Charmin

Telecom Brands

Nokia Condoms:- This is Human Technology

Ericsson Condoms:- It's all about connecting people

ATT Condoms:- The right choice

Motorola Condoms:- What you never thought possible

And my personal favorite:

Movies

Godzilla Condoms:- Size does matter!!!!!