POLICE ARTIST'S COMPOSITE OF HANZUMAN

POSSIBLY SPELLED "HONZUMON"
 Due to ontological factors allegorical to a biological clock panic, the divinity decided all of a sudden SHE wanted children. Posthaste was accomplished the pregnancy of a human male, the resulting and unique infant being a half-immortal monkey, namely the above-mentioned Hanuman, half-human, semi-demi-and-so-on, a primate.

The aforesaid offspring's consequent and ever-expanding program of creative destruction in collusion with a startlingly successful smaller member of the mammal tribe, in truth, a variety of dehabilitated RAT, whose primary faculties of speech, cognition, et. al. were in some as of yet not declassified manner artificially enhanced in the late 1920s at the biotech labs of Cisney Productions Inc. is the essence of this brief.

OR POSSIBLY "HONZUMON"

OR "HONSAMIN"

Our thesis attempts to map the nature and extent of the intergalactic intrigue undertaken by this criminal partnership to manipulate the before-TV-entertainment- viral-happiness-infection industry. Enclosures include information pertinent to the judge's deliberations on the cleaning lady's petition to liquidate this squanderdom of species potential and a stronger, more pleasant ammonia.