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Indian Humour

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- Two types of Prasad will be available :
    Normal Prasad & Diet Prasad.

- Panchamrut will be of 4 types : 
    Normal milk, 2% milk, Skimmed milk and fat-free milk.
  Same for yogurt.

- You no more go around the temple from left to right. This is America and 
  everything here is from right to left.

- The pandit will not ask for your name before Pooja anymore. Your social 
  security number will do.

- Laptops will be used to read mantras instead of books.

- No more Aaratis due to fire hazard. Only flashlights will be used.

- During flashlight-tee (aar-tee), soft copies of lord are on sale for $1 per 
  image.

- You won't leave money in the Thali anymore. When you get the flashlightee,
  you should swipe your visa card on the scanner.

- All bhaktas will have to use head phones to hear GONG of the bell to prevent 
  noise pollution.

- The temple would re-cycle the flowers used everyday to protect the 
  environment.

- Sponsors of Poojas will be allowed to display a 1.5"x 5" banner on the 
  temple website.

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