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And thus the console holy wars continued...
By Chaos
NOTE: Double colons were originally used to depict actions and sounds. I have changed the action colons to parentheses, but I've left the sound colons alone.
Please, no one be offended by this, I was just bored, and needed something to do.
N64 Man: We're about to win! We'll stamp out the many weak foes of Squaresoft and Playstation with our small but powerful army! We'll prevail again!
Edgar: (through Cait Sith's megaphone) Attention N64 Man! We have Luigi! Surrender yourself and he will not be harmed. Fail to surrender and he willbe executed!
DLE: So that's what happened to Luigi!
N64 Man: Hah! We have Tritoch, and many of the others! You are one of the few commanders left! You will perish now! Get him my pet!
::ROOAARR!!::
Edgar: Oh, god no! It's Bowser!
Don Corneo: I'll stop him, if I can have the princess! I've always wanted--
Bowser crushes Don Corneo.
Edgar: Thanks Bowser!
Bowser: Roaar! No problemo! You realize I'm gonna get you now!
Edgar: Get 'em!
Soldier: Should we send.....IT?
Edgar: Yes, let's.
Bowser: AUGH!!
WEAPON crushes Bowser.
Meanwhile...
DLE: I just came from outside. We have to rally the others.
Banon: I agree. N64 Man is fighting for a worthy cause, but he's gone insane over it! He must be stopped! Let's all meet in Chaos's palace! We'll get a plan there!
Back at the battlefield...
N64 Man: You'll never win! (starts chanting)
Edgar: What's he doing?
Magus: Retreat!
Edgar: But we didn't get Tritoch back yet!
Magus: We'll come back! He's gonna wipe us clean!
P.A.M.C.F. (Playstation. Assault. Mobile. Command. Force.) retreats, for now...
Meanwhile...
????: Do we have to do this?
????: Trust me. If we don't get 'em outta here, he ain't gonna ever see the light of day again.
Tritoch: What? Come to torture me again? Oh, it's you!
DLE: You're comin' with us!
Locke: We're gonna get yah outta here! Lemme pick these darned locks!
::Clank::
DLE: Let's go, before the guards wake up.
Banon: Come on, they're gonna go without us!
Tritoch: Where are we going?
DLE: To Skyhorn, to plan our next move.
Tritoch: I ain't one of you!
Locke: Do you wanna see tommorow, or not?
Tritoch: I guess I have no choice.
One hour later...
N64 Man: What? (looks around cell) He's gone! Find him! Find Tritoch! And find DLE too! I bet he has something to do with this! I want Tritoch alive. You may kill the others. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
To be continued...
Console Wars, Part 2
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