Extra Quote: February, 1998

1. Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean your doctor knows what it is.

2. The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for your scheduled appointment.

3. Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles.

4. You never have the right number of pills left on the last day of a prescription.

5. The pills to be taken with meals will be the least appetizing ones.

   Corollary: Even water tastes bad when taken on doctor's orders.

6. If your condition seems to be getting better, it's probably your doctor getting sick.

The next Extra Quote is for March, 1998.
Be sure to examine the weekly quotes for this month:
February 4, 1998
February 11, 1998
February 18, 1998
February 25, 1998
You may also return to my Quote of the Week page.