Jusenkyo/Extra Quote: October, 1997
Extra Quote: October, 1997
Spark's Rules for the Project Manager:
- Strive to look tremendously important.
- Attempt to be seen with important people.
- Speak with authority; however, only expound on the obvious and proven facts.
- Don't engage in arguments, but if cornered, ask an irrelevant question and lean back with a satisfied grin while your opponent tries to figure out what's going on - then quickly change the subject.
- Listen intently while others are arguing the problem. Pounce on a trite statement and bury them with it.
- If a subordinate asks you a question, look at him as if he has lost his sense. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.
- Obtain a brilliant assignment, but keep out of sight and out of the limelight.
- Walk at a fast pace when out of the office - this keeps questions from subordinates and superiors at a minimum.
- Always keep the office door closed. This puts visitors on the defensive and also makes it look as if you are always in an important conference.
The next Extra Quote is for November, 1997.
Be sure to examine the weekly quotes for this month:
October 1, 1997
October 8, 1997
October 15, 1997
October 22, 1997
October 29, 1997
You may also return to my Quote of the Week page.