- SHINKUU GADOUKEN!!!!
IF YOU'RE READING THIS AND YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT STREETFIGHTER THEN YOU SHOULD BE STRUNG UP AND SHOT- REPEATEDLY, AND THEN YOU SHOULD BE TAKEN DOWN AND BE MOLESTED BY GOUKI/AKUMA..........
AND IF THAT DOESN'T LEARN YA- HERE IS WHAT WILL
STREETFIGHTER AND ITS DESCENDANTS HAVE TO BE
THE BEST LINE OF FIGHTING GAMES EVER CREATED - IN MY OPINION THAT
IS, BASICALLY YOU CHOOSE A CHARACTER AND BASH THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT
OF ANY DUMBO WHO GETS IN YOUR WAY. SURE YOU SAY- WATCH A JACKIE CHAN FILM,
JACKIE BASHES THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF EVERYBODY.... AND THAT'S WHAT I'M
GOING TO DO NOW...... TOODLES
- SHINKUU GADOUKEN!!!!
MY NAME IS DAN!!!!!!
IT IS DUE TO MY FIERCE FIGHTING SPIRIT THAT STREETFIGHTER IS WHERE IT IS
TODAY - REMEMBER IF YOU PLAY STREETFIGHTER - LOOK FOR DAN - HE'S THE BEST.
MY FIREBALL CAN BLOW ANYBODY AWAY - EVEN THAT WIMPY RYU CHARACTER THAT
EVERYBODY LIKES- HA!!! WHAT A RANK AMATEUR!!!
ANYWAY WHILE DAZ/COOLMANDOOL IS WATCHING JACKIE
CHAN I WILL BE YOUR HOST .....
GET YOURSELF A DRINK, A PACK OF PEANUTS AND
RELAX- YOU'RE IN DAN'S HANDS NOW!!
SO HOW SHOULD I BEGIN- HOW DID STREETFIGHTER
BEGIN- WELL I MUST ADMIT I DIDN'T SEE MUCH OF THE FIRST GAME, PERSONALLY
I WAS THE SECRET CHARACTER, AND BACK IN THE 80'S NOBODY KNEW THAT COMPUTER
COMPANIES WERE CRAFTY ENOUGH TO HAVE THOSE- AND SO YOU WILL HEAR MOST PEOPLE
SAY THAT I NEVER EXISTED IN STREETFIGHTER....
THEN THERE WAS STREETFIGHTER2-AND IT'S SUBSEQUENT MILLION FOLLOW UPS ONCE AGIN I WAS A SECRET CHARACTER- YOU HAD TO KILL BISON 3 TIMES IN 2 ROUNDS TO GET TO ME- AND PERFECT!!!- SUFFICE TO SAY NOT MANY REACHED ME.....IN FACT I DON'T THINK ANYBODY ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH REACHED ME- NOT EVEN THE PEOPLE WHO PROGRAMMMED THE GAME!!!- NOW THAT IS SKILL - ON MY PART THAT IS.....
AFTER THE MULTITUDES OF STREETFIGHTER 2'S, THERE FINALLY CAME A TIME WHEN CAPCOM DECIDED TO MAKE A RELATIVELY NEW GAME, AND I EMPHASISE RELATIVELY!!!
THIS GAME WAS STREETFIGHTER ZERO- SAME GAME, DIFFERENT NUMBER- HOWEVER THIS GAME WAS IMPORTANT AS THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME ANYBODY THIS SIDE OF MARS MANAGED TO ACCESS ME(DAN)- THIS WAS DUE TO THE FACT THAT CAPCOM DECIDED THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO ACCESS THE WONDERS OF DAN MORE EASILY.
THEN THERE WAS THE SEQUEL TO THAT GAME WHICH WAS EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE ORIGINAL GAME WITH A FEW EXTRAS IN FOR FUN!!
THE MOST RECENT GAME I'VE BEEN IN AS A NORMAL CHARACTER IS MARVELSUPERHEROES VS STREETFIGHTER. ONCE AGAIN I , OF COURSE , AM EXTREMELY POWERFUL AND NIGH UNDEFEATABLE
OH YEAH THERE'S ALSO THAT GAME STREETFIGHTER 3- NOTHING MUCH TO BE SAID ABOUT THIS ONE- ONLY IF YOU WANT TO PLAY ME
YOU HAVE TO
SELECT GILL
REACH GILL BY KILLING ONLY RYU
ON GILL'S STAGE RUN INTO THE BACKGROUND BY
RIPPING THE JOYSTICK OUT OF THE SOCKET AND GRAB THE CHICKEN IN ORO'S STAGE
THEN BUY A COKE ( AND I STRESS THIS
- AS THIS IS WHERE THE CODE GOES WRONG MOST) THE FROM LOCAL DONUT KING
POUR THE COKE OVER YOUR HEAD AND RUN AROUND
IN CIRCLES BARKING LIKE A DOG
THEN
RETURN TO THE ARCADE MACHINE - KILL THE OTHER
GILL- PERFECT
THEN PROCEED TO MOLEST GILL'S ( YOURSELF'S
) BROKEN BODY
THEN
JUMP UP AND DOWN AND AND CLAP LIKE A DEMENTED
SEAL
FOLLOWING THIS SOMEONE WILL PROBABLY COME
AND CARRY YOU AWAY IN A STRAIT JACKET
UPON COMPLETION OF THIS CODE - I WILL JUMP
OUT AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO USE ME FOR 5 SECONDS!!!
COOL HUH!!
DON'T WORRY- YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!!!
PLEASE NOTE- THE AUTHOR OF THIS
PAGE IS IN NO WAY RESPONSIBLE IF YOU ACTUALLY PERFORM THIS CODE!! IT WAS
DAN AND THE ONE ARMED MAN- GO SUE THEM
DON'T WORRY YOU FANS OF DAN- THERE'S MORE
OF ME!!!!!
CLICK ON THIS PICTURE
TO
GO TO A PAGE WHERE DAN WILL PROCEED TO DESCRIBE IMPORTANT STREETFIGHTERS
AND EXPOSE THEM FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE
