Meditations

Someday, this page will be really thought provoking and people will read it and become better human beings because of it. Yes, my meditations will lead to the systematic end of human suffering, where we all live in peace and eat from 5-star buffets everyday. No more tears, my friends. No more pollution, my friends. No more bad haircuts, my friends. In fact, you'll read these meditations and get a warm fuzzy feeling, kinda like the feeling you get when that half-naked indian guy is screaming at the top of his lungs, high atop that moutain: "DANCES WITH WOLVES IS MY FRIENDS!!! WHY YOU LEAVE?!?" Or the feeling you get after watching the movie "As Good as it Gets" when you realize that you don't have to see Helen Hunt nude again. Ever! Yes someday all this will happen, and i will be able to put actual comments on my comments page instead of making them up. Yes that day will arive!! ... but not today. In fact, probably not tomorrow as well. I got finals my brothers and sisters. So come back sometime during the summer and brace yourself.

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