Well, Hey!



                Yes, yes, it's me...I finally found a valid reason to exert effort into making a web-page, which is as a center for keeping me friends and family up to date on what's up here in Japan and in my mind. If you're here, it is probably cause I invited ya. If I don't know you, then welcome...here's a quick run-down on who I am.
                So, this is just full of STUFF, such as a journal of things goin' on (to keep my email shorter), humorous pics and sounds that I have acquired since I got here, an ever-expanding plethora of photos, the latest Quotes File, and my most recommended links.
                You will not be subjected to any of my most personal philosophies or musings here (unless you count the Quotes file). Nor must you bear witness to my inner child or gain insight into my personal psyche. I'm just not that much of an exhibitionist...or a masochist. If I want someone to read my mediocre poems (and nowadays, really, is there any other kind?), and analyze my psychological well-being (or is there some other reason for 'publically masturbating' all over the web with such stuff?), I'll hire a very cheap shrink...at least they give ya fun drugs! That's all the ranting you'll get for now. I step down.
                But I digress...on to the pages! I hope it is competent and comprehensive enough. It's my first time, after all (thanks to Angry Dan and Andrew, BTW, for letting me mooch). As Phil Hartman used to say (I think), "I'm just a caveman. I am frightened by your magical machines!"

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