The Story Behind The Picture

Trunks: Hey, mom?
Bulma: Yes, son?
Trunks: Umm…
Bulma: Yes?
Trunks: Is…it ok if I go out tonight? Me an' Goten and
a couple of other guys are gonna hang out.
Bulma: (Thinks)
Trunks: Pleez?
Bulma: Well…maybe you should stay in. I got a call from your math
teacher saying you got a 50 on your last algebra quiz.
Trunks: (Shimatta… I thought I blocked that call….)
Trunks: Well, he hates me anyway! And it was really hard! I promise
I'll study when I come back! Onegai????????
Bulma: Hmmm…I dunno…what do you say, hun?
Vegeta: Trunks, maybe you should listen to your mom. You're better
off studying than hanging out with any son of Kakarot.
Trunks: Grrrrr….(gets mad)
Trunks: Daaaaad…why not? When did studying suddenly become important
to you?
Vegeta: …
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Vegeta: I'm…going away now. (Dashes outside)
Bulma: Hmm…strange…
:::a baby cries faintly:::
Bulma: Oh, shoot. I better go get Bra. (Walks into next room)
Vegeta: She didn't have a bra? Shimatta!
Trunks: Dad…remember? The baby? Bra? Your other kid?
Vegeta: Oh yeah, the little blue haired girl. Forgot.
Trunks: Uh…Dad?
Vegeta: Yes?
Trunks: Do you really care if I don't study?
Vegeta: Well…no.
Trunks: So can I go??????
Vegeta: Well…ok, you can go.
Trunks: Cool! Arigato! C ya later Dad!! (rushes out)
Vegeta: Yeah, you have fun. Just don't tell your mom.
Vegeta: Hmm…was she really not wearing a bra?

One fine day, at the Kame House…

::Everyone is bored and sitting around doing nothing. Chibi Trunks
is in Bulma's lap.::
::The clock ticks loudly in the silence::
Chibi Trunks: Mommy?
Bulma: Yes, honey?
Chibi Trunks: How come we're not doing anything?
Bulma: There's nothing to do, dear.
Vegeta: Hey Kakarot, shouldn't we be training or something?
Gokou: I dunno, I'm tired. What do you wanna do, Gohan?
Gohan: I dunno, what do you wanna do, Videl?
Videl: I dunno.
::everyone sighs::

::faint music starts playing::
Bulma: Huh? What's that?
::gets louder::
Gokou: It sounds like…music?
Gohan: It's coming from overhead!
::Videl runs outside::
Videl: Hey guys! Come look at this!
::everyone runs outside::
Gohan: It's a bird!
Gokou: It's a plane!
Vegeta: It's Superman!
Gokou: No, it's really a plane! Look!
Videl: It's carrying a sign! "The GroovinHouse Disco, now open!"
Bulma: Wow! A disco!
Chibi Trunks: Daddy, what's a disco?
Vegeta: I dunno, ask your mom.
Chibi Trunks: Mommy, what's a disco?
Bulma: Lesee, a disco is a really cool place where you can have
fun and dance all you want!
Chibi Trunks: Cool! Daddy, can we go there? Pleez Daddy?
Vegeta: WHAT?!?!? Us? Disco? NO!
Chibi Trunks: *sob* *sob* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bulma: Awww, Veggie, see what you did…
Vegeta: Hmph. Mirai Trunks never did that.
Bulma: Its ok, Trunksie, we'll go to the disco.
Chibi Trunks: *stops sobbing* YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: Do what you want. I'm not going.

::Later, at the disco…::

Vegeta: How did I get talked into this…
Bulma: Oh, relax, Veggie. Besides, you look great in
that disco suit.
Vegeta: It's not a disco suit. All my spandex was dirty.
Chibi Trunks: Whee! Mommy, this is fun!!!
::Chibi Trunks walks onto the dance floor and waddles
around::
Bulma: Awww, look at how cute he is!
::Bulma walks onto the floor and dances cutely with Chibi::
Vegeta: Hmph. Look at them, all cutesy.
Vegeta: Well…they seem to be having fun.
Vegeta: Well…maybe I should give this disco thing a chance.
Vegeta: Besides…this music is pretty groovy.
::loosens up and walks onto the dance floor::
::Music suddenly takes control, and Vegeta starts busting grooves::
Bulma: Vegeta! I didn't know you could dance!
Vegeta: Can't talk. Busting.
Bulma: C'mon, Trunks. Let's groove!
::all three of them start busting mad grooves all over the dance floor::
::Gokou, Gohan, and Videl look at them from the other side of the floor::
Gohan: Hmph. Look at those three.
Videl: They think they can get down, don't they?
Gokou: We'll show 'em some real moves, huh guys?
Videl: Right! Time to get FUNKY!
::they run onto the dance floor and start doing various
fighting moves that don't really look like dancing::
::the crowd goes wild::
Vegeta: Hmm…looks like we've got some competition.
::Vegeta, Bulma and Chibi go up to Gokou, Gohan and Videl all
tough-like::
Vegeta: Yo! Freaks!
::they turn around::
Gokou: You talkin'a me?
Vegeta: Yeah, I'm talking to you, Carrot! What's with you
little hood bustin' like idiots and takin' up our dancin' room?
Gokou: I dunno, Vegetable. Why don't you tell me why you an'
your crew are out there flyin' with absolutely no rhythm?
Vegeta: Why don't you tell me?
Gokou: Why don't you tell me?
Vegeta: Why don't you tell me?
Gokou: Why don't you tell me?
::in each other's faces:: Grrrrrrrrrr!
Hey boyz! Break it up, break it up!
::they look up::
My name's Disco Stu. You boys seem to have a little dispute
about who's the better buster?
Vegeta: I am!
Gokou: No I am!
Vegeta: No I am!
Disco Stu: Well how about this. I challenge you and your crews
to a dance contest!
Vegeta: Hmm...what do you think, Bulms?
Bulma: Let's do it, man!
Chibi Trunks: Yeah man!
Gohan: You're on!
Videl: We'll see who can really boogie!
Gokou: You're goin' down, Veggie boy.
Vegeta: We'll just see…

::later…::

Disco Stu: Alright, everyone! Get ready! The dance contest
is about to begin!
Vegeta: Everybody ready?
Bulma: Ready as ever, babe!
Chibi Trunks: Let's get 'em, Dad!
Vegeta: That's my family! We'll show that Kakarot how to REALLY groove!

Gokou: Alright, peeps. This is it. The final battle. The real deal.
The last dance.
Gohan: Don't worry, Dad! We can out-bust those guys easier than you can say
Freezer is a gay cross-dressing transsexual!
Videl: Besides, me an' Gohan got our own stuff up our sleeves! Right Gohan?
Gohan: Right babe! ::Winks::
Gokou: OK guys! Let's go groove!

Disco Stu: Ok, here are the rules. Each team will be judged from their performance in terms of style, skill, and overall grooviness. Are y'all ready?
DBZ gang: Yes!
Disco Stu: Alright then! First up, the team of …Vegeta, Saiyajin Elite
and Prince of all Saiyajins, his lovely wife Bulma, brilliant and
rich owner of Capsule Corp, and their oh-so-kawaii son, Trunks!
::They bust out onto the dance floor sliding on their knees::
::start busting. Cool disco music plays as Vegeta busts out like
Eddy Gordo, doing various kicks and handstands. Bulma looks like
she's from Soul Train. Chibi Trunks waddles around cutely::
Onlookers: Awww! Isn't Trunks kawaii?
::they finish up with Bulma on Vegeta's shoulders and Trunks on
Bulma's shoulders. Crown raves as they bow::
Disco Stu: And the ratings are…7, 7.5, 9, 8, 7, and 8.
Disco Stu: Next up, is the team of Son Gokou, the most powerful
warrior on Earth, his son Gohan, powerful fighter trained by
Piccolo, and his girlfriend, daughter of Mr. Satan, Videl!
::first out is Gokou. He can't dance, so he busts out an impressive
martial arts display as the song from Mortal Kombat plays::
::he gives the crowd a bow::
::Gohan and Videl strut out. Gohan is dressed like John Travolta in
Saturday Night Fever and Videl is dressed like the woman from
that movie. They boogie and groove to the song "Staying Alive"::
::onlookers clap wildly as they give kisses to the crowd and each other ^_^::
Disco Stu: And the ratings are…10! 7, 9, 8, 6, and 6.5. It seems
we have a tie!
Gokou: Well, it seems no one was better, Vegeta.
Vegeta: Yes, it seems so…
That's because you haven't seen us yet!
DBZ gang: Huh?
That's right, guys! We're back and better than ever, here to
show you the masters of groove!
Goldo! ::strikes pose::
Jace! ::strikes pose::
Burter! ::strikes pose::
Recoom! ::strikes pose::
Ginyuu! ::strikes pose::
We are… THE GINYUU FORCE!!!!!!!!!!!
::flowers pop up in their background::
Ginyuu: Come on boys! Let's bust a move!
::start busting like hell. They bust it up, bust it down,
bust it left and right, bust it back an forth, they get up,
they get down, they bust it all around::
::The crowd goes wild::
::they finish up with a striking pose::
::the crowd cheers::
GO GINYUU! GO GINYUU!
Disco Stu: Wonderful! Awesome! Super! Fantastic! Spectacular
performance by the Ginyuu Force!
Disco Stu: And the ratings are…10! 10! 11! 12! 15! 20!
Disco Stu: And the winner of the dance contest is…the Ginyuu Force!!!
Ginyuu: Well, guys, it seems we know now who's the best buster…us!
Come on boys, we're done dancin' for today.
::they dance out, with many skimpy dressed women following::
Gokou: Hey wait guys!
Ginyuu: Huh?
Gokou: On your way out, we forgot to give you something.
A little...present for winning.
Ginyuu: A present? Pour moi? I'm flattered! Bring it on!
Vegeta: Oh, we will…::smiles evilly at Gokou::
::all Saiyajins go SSJ::
Vegeta: BIG BANG ATTACK!!!!!!
Gokou: KAMEHAMEHA!!!!
Gohan: MASENKO!!!
Chibi Trunks: Where's Goten? I need to fuse with somebody!!!!
Ginyuu: AAAAAIIIYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
::Ginyuu Force is obliterated::
Vegeta: Hmph. That'll teach them not to mess with us.
Gokou: Yeah. No one could out-bust me and stay alive.
Vegeta: Come on, guys. Let's bust ourselves home.
Disco Stu: Uh, guys? What about my disco? You kinda took out
a few walls with those attacks!
Vegeta: What? It wasn't me! It was Kakarot!
Gokou: Don't look at me, Vegetable. You attacked first!
Gohan: I'm not even that strong!
Disco Stu: It doesn't matter who did it, I JUST NEED IT FIXED!!!
::They continue arguing::
Videl: *sigh* I could have just stayed home and played Bust-A-Groove.
Bulma: C'mon, let's go. Trunksie, it's way past your bedtime.
Chibi Trunks: But Mommy! I wanna bust some more grooves!
Bulma: Tomorrow, maybe, honey.