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The village idiot Hello everyone, and welcome to my web world.  Although the web can be used for many things (commerce, information, etc.), I have decided to use this site for only one thing...crap! You won’t find a better selection of crap anywhere else on the web!  So sit back, relax, and enjoy seeing just what a waste of time this site can be.

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I have added some of my photography work for those of you that are bored enough to want to see it.  I hope to post some new pics soon.  In the mean time, you are stuck with this.  Just remember that what I lack in photography skills, the women make up for in looks.
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It’s time to
BASH the BABY!!

As you all know by now, I’m generally a good natured kind of guy.  I very rarely direct any animosity towards anyone, and usually enjoy just being my witty, charming, fun-loving self. So when the opportunity comes along for my to antagonize a person that is more than worthy of it, I take a deep hard look at my good-willed self and say:

FUCK IT!

And can you guess who it is? That’s right!  BabyCapone!

BabyCapone - a man who’s fellow members of the UUAA (United Union of American Assholes) elected to revoke his membership card.
BabyCapone - a man who’s foreskin is held down by his necktie
BabyCapone - a man that makes one ponder out of 100,000 sperm, how could he have been the fastest?
BabyCapone - a man with a list of enemies longer than my dick (which isn’t really all that long, but it got the ladies attention, didn’t it?)

So in order to try and protect BabyCapone from those of you with homicidal tendencies, I have created a way for you to relieve your aggression.  Simply click and drag your cursor across the face of Baby and twist his worthless face anyway you like!  Muck it up good!  Trust me, you will feel much better!

Disclaimer: The below program is for entertainment and stress relief purposes only and is not associated with any form of witchcraft or voodoo.  Any actual disfigurement of BabyCapone’s face is purely coincidental.

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