The title of this story is still tentative. I came up with it on a whim as an homage to the New Order song. This story is my continuing saga of love, sex, and sci-fi television set in Hollywood, circa the 1990's.

After constantly repeating that people's personal fantasies never make good fic, I went and broke my own rules. I've based this story on a fantasy of mine which began when I was in 7th grade. Yes, I've always been a yaoi girl. Anyway, I'm telling you this to give you ample warning about the content. First of all, the title is Bizarre Love Triangle. That means that if you can't bear to think of a female in a fic, unless she's being rejecting for another man, then you probably shouldn't read this. Also, if you're under 18, you really can't read any chapter marked LEMON. If you're that into the story, then I'll try to somehow edit the citrus out and send you a revised copy.

And, finally, being a fantasy, the males in this story are based on semi-famous real life men (although, my images of them have changed over the years, and twisted them with males I know personally). If you know me really well, or have read every single section of my site, or just have an amazing knowledge of obscure pop culture, then you might very well be able to figure out who the boys were originally. Hey, it might be fun to try guessing at it. Anyway, thanks for taking the time to read this introduction.