This is a very in depth fan fic sent to me from Ally, Dee, Sarah and Kara. They wrote it together which must make it even harder to do as I know any time I try to write with other people we end up with bloody noses by the end of the day. This fan fic is great not only because it points out chibi's flaws, but also manages to include a little bit of dub-bashing, which I always love. Ally, Dee, Sarah, and Kara will accept questions, comments, complaints, or whatever other meaningless junk you would like to send in. Their address is DeeSaraMe@aol.com. If you like this fan fic take the time to send them something. Or if you have a fan fic of your own you would like posted, send it to me at anti_chibi@hotmail.com.
*Enjoy!
Our story takes place in the home of Tsukino Usagi. (Serena to all you
dubbies out there.) We can see that Serena, her family and
Mamoru...er...Darien are all sitting around the breakfast table eating
quietly. They suspect nothing...there were no warnings to the danger
that was
lurking around the corner. A pair of pink devil horns....oops! I mean A
pair
of pink ordangoes peek around the door. A pair a red eyes follow. Still
those
innocent people are unaware of the evil being in their presence. Darien
tries
lamely to stir up some conversation.
"Uhh so how are your school grades
doing,
Serena?" he asks. Serena shoots him a look that could melt ice.
"Yes
dear how
are your school grades? You haven't been bringing home any tests lately."
her
mother comments. A familiar anime sweat drop forms on Serena.
"Well...uh..mom..I" she stutters. While she's talking she reaches in her
back
pocket and begins to crumple yet another failed test.
Meanwhile watching through evil red eyes Serena's so-called cousin
takes
this opportunity to make her entrance. Shingo (Sammy) spotted her first.
"Forget the tests Mom!" he cried standing up in his chair. "There she is
again!" He points franticly to where Rini stands.
"Why are you stalking
us?"
Serena's mom wonders. "Whoever you are get out of our house!" roars her
father. Rini looks hurt and her eyes fill with tears.
"But I'm you're
niece!"
she whines. "Don't you love me?" While putting on this act of
disgustingly
sweet cuteness she reaches behind her back and pulls out that weird
umbrella
thing. She starts to spin it around pointing it at the family. They
stand
there unaffected. "Stupid thing why don't you work?!?!?!" Rini screams
in rage
hitting the hypnotizing umbrella against the wall. Her eyes flash red
and for
just a moment her true nature is revealed. The umbrella starts to work
again
and spin and her rage is concealed by sugary sweetness once more. "There
we
go! I knew it would work eventually." she says in a singsong voice.
While Rini
was throwing her fit, the family and Darien were standing off to one
side,
watching her with interest. Of course they were heavily armed. Mom had
grabbed
a frying pan, Dad grabbed a spatula, Sammy grabbed Serena to use as a
shield
and Darien already had grabbed a rose out of his back pocket. Rini turns
to
them with the hypnotizing umbrella, full-functioning, and yells
"Now
you'll
remember!" She turns the umbrella around and starts cackling.
It was at this time that Luna woke up and decided she was hungry. She
walked
lazily into the kitchen expecting to see the familiar scene of a family
eating breakfast. Instead her eyes were greeted with the sight of
Serena's
family being hypnotized by a devil child with pink hair. She also saw
Serena
and Darien in the other corner of the room cowering in the devil child's
wake.
Luna shook her head and decided to allow them some time to escape. She
did a
backflip into the air and hit the light switch to 'off'.
This didn't
really
help, it just made things worse. The now-brain-washed parents panicked.
Dad
hit Sammy over the head with the spatula by accident and he screamed
before he
slumped to the floor. Mom heard Sammy scream and swung the frying pan
hoping
to ward off the attacker. The pan ht Darien in the head and knocked him
out
cold. Serena screamed as Darien fell into her arms, unconscious. She
screamed
even louder when Darien fell out of her arms, and landed on top of her,
pinning her to the floor. Rini was in the middle of this chaos laughing
her
head off. That's when Dad decided he could help too by throwing his
spatula. He
chucked it across the room and it hit Rini square in the head. She
stopped
cackling and started bawling.
"WAH!!! Serena hit me!!!!" Serena called
up
from underneath Darien
"I did not you little spore!" Dad had just
discovered
he had knocked out Sammy and was yelling hysterically
"Oh my god I killed
him!
Call an ambulance!" Luna stood on top of the counter rolling her eyes.
"I
don't know why I even bother..." she said and went to go get help.
Later that afternoon everything had been straightened out. Sammy hadn't
died
(much to the disappointment of Serena) , Darien was revived, Mom, Dad
and
Sammy were all brain washed, and Rini was as evil as ever. Serena and
Darien
met the other scouts at Rei's.....sigh.....I mean Raye's temple. As
usual the
scouts were milling around the premises, and the guardian cats were
looking
noble and wise. Serena and Darien relayed that mornings experience to
the
others. Lita (Hey! I didn't put Makato!) pondered this information,
"Rini is
getting bolder everyday .Her sugary sweet disguise is getting stronger.
It's
getting easier and easier for her to fool people. That innocent voice,
the cute
personality....I'm telling you guys she's out to get us!!" Lita yelled.
The
other scouts and Darien stared open mouthed at Lita.
"What?!?! What are
you
all staring at?" she yells.
"Well, you're usually not the smart one..I'm
the
one who comes up with an insight on the situation." Amy began. "I mean,
you're
usually very tough and reckless." Lita pushes her way through the other
scouts
to get to Amy.
"Are you tellin me I'm stupid??" Amy begins to sweat.
"No! No
I--" Lita's temper begins to flare.
"I'm not reck...reck..."
"Reckless" Mina finishes for her.
"Yeah, that's it, reckless. Well I'm not!
Don't insult me! I can insult you too! I mean come on! You talk with a
British accent and this is JAPAN!" Amy blushes bright red
"Well--I---"
At
this point Raye steps in.
"Um guys...We kind of got off the subject.
We're
loosing the readers attention." Lita and Amy turn their backs to
each other and
stick out their tongues. Serena is distressed by this.
"Hey you, the
person
whose writing this!!" she yells, "Why are they fighting? Me and Raye are
the
ones who are always supposed to fight!!" At this point the writer is
getting
bored and is fed up with this whole scene so she decides to speed things
up.
The scouts and Darien find themselves in front of Rini's school.
"Huh?
How'd
we get here?" Mina asks.
"I guess this is where we were eventually going
to go
before we delayed the story." Serena answers. The schoolyard is filled
with
little kids. A large group of them seemed to be crowding around the
slide. The
scouts crept over there and peered over the top. At the bottom of the
slide
sat Rini with a notebook and pen scribbling away.
"What are you writing?"
Momoko asked. (In dubbed Momoko is Rini's little friend.)
"It's my plans of conquest!" Rini said evilly. "First I get rid of
those
pesky Sailor Scouts and that awful annoying Serena. Then Mamo-chan..Uh I
mean...Darien is all mine!!! After that I take over the world!!" her red
eyes
flash and her ordangoes curl to form horns.
"But Rini, isn't Darien your
daddy?" some kids wondered.
"So? I have no morals what does that mean to
me?"
retorted Rini. Just then the school bell rang and all the kids ran
inside.
Rini went in with them leaving the notebook behind.
After Rini had finished her speech and gone inside the scouts popped
up from
behind the slide. Serena's face was red with rage and Darien's was red
with
embarrassment.
"That little **** ******* ***** slut!!!!!!" Serena
screamed in
rage. "Imagine stealing my Mamo-..I mean....my Darien!!!"
Meanwhile,
Darien
stooped over the slide and picked up the notebook. He flipped through
the
pages filled with Rini's plans of conquest to the back of the book. At
the
back of the book written in tiny letters were the words 'Destroy Scouts
Tonight
In The Park'.
"Look at this girls!" Darien called. He looked up to find
the
scouts climbing over the playground equipment. "Girls!!" He yelled and
they
obediently trotted over to him. "Where's Serena? This is important!" He
yelled
waving the notebook around. Serena was standing on the other side of the
slide
muttering words that aren't appropriate to print here.
"Serena! Darien
wants
you!" the scouts called in that annoying way where they all talk
together.
Serena trudged over still muttering under her breath.
"Girls Rini is
planning
to destroy you tonight. We have to meet her in the park and be ready for
her!"
Darien said these last words with a flourish pounding his fist on the
slide.
The girls barely flinched.
"Yeah whatever Darien.." they commented. Then
they
walked away planning what they were going to wear for the big fight with
Rini.
"Come on Serena. Let's get out of here." Darien says. Still cursing
softly
Serena attaches herself to Darien's arm and they walk away.
A small figure with disgustingly pink hair watches from the shadows.
"Its
all going according to plan... They found the note. Now I'll be ready
for
them. HAH HAH HAH HAH!!" The laughter echoes through the empty
playground. "You
better watch out Sailor Scouts...you have my Mamo-..uhh...my Darien and
I want
him back! I'll release all the evil forces that follow me if that's what
it
takes!" the figure's eyes glow red and evil vibes radiate around her.
The
figure walks slowly back in the school shaking with laughter at the
thought of
destroying the scouts. The school door slams shut and we move on to the
next
scene.
Later on that night the scouts and Tuxedo Kamen....er.....Tuxedo Mask
are
all walking towards the park. The moon is full and as usual Serena and
Darien
seem entranced by it. The other scouts are all far ahead nearing the
battle
sight and Serena and Darien are locked arm in arm staring up at the
moon.
"Its
beautiful isn't it Darien?" Serena breathed.
"Of course, my sweet
meatball
head." he coos. They were so busy staring up at the sky that they
didn't
notice the upcoming tree. WHACK! They both flatten against the tree and
two
immense lumps form on their heads.
"OW!!!!!!" Serena whines and a stream
of
tears leak out of her eyes. Raye is getting very annoyed.
"Come on you
big
baby! We have a fungus to defeat!! And you're over here bawling like a
baby!"
she yells, her mouth getting to be the size of a watermelon. Darien
tries to
break up the fight by distracting Raye.
"Raye! Its an evil spirit!" he
cries.
"Where, where? Quick someone start a fire! We have to communicate with
it!" Raye
shrieks. The dispute is quickly forgotten and the scouts run around
preparing
for the spirit-communication. Amy dashes to get the firewood, Lita gets
out
the ancient book of writing and Raye sits cross-legged on the park floor
humming softly. Darien stands there bewildered.
"It was a joke!" he
calls but
it's no use. The scouts were involved in communicating with spirits and
had
totally forgotten about the battle.
"Come on Darien don't be such a
stick in
the mud." Mina calls and pulls him in the circle they formed on the
ground.
Lita starts the ceremony by slinging her arm around Amy's shoulder and
singing
out of key.
"Koom-by-ya my lord! Koom-by-ya!!" she croaks. They all
start to
sway and the battle is long forgotten.
Well, forgotten by all except one. One child made up pure evil
watches from
the shadows. She watches as those stupid scouts sing their song. Mainly
she
watches Darien. "He's too good for them." she hisses. "And now its time
to
take back what's rightfully mine." Then Rini starts to change into her
true
form.....
Raye's head snaps around toward the direction of the line of trees. "I
sense
and evil spirit!" She announces.
"Oh you always do!" Serena whines. But
just
to be safe they start to transform.
"Mercury power!" Amy yells. Cheesy
music
plays and blue lights flash. When they clear Mercury stands where Amy
was.
Thing go pretty smoothly, all the other scouts transformations are
complete.
All except Darien.
"How do you transform anyway?" asks Lita. Darien
shrugs.
"I'm not sure. I mean in 200 episodes I'm pretty sure they showed it in
one of
them. Unfortunately I was never allowed to transform. It was always my
stunt
double." he sighs heavily.
"But you have to transform!" Mina yells. "The
reader is waiting!" Darien takes a deep breath and yells
"Sailor Earth
Transform!" There is cheesy music, flashing black and red lights and of
course
a rose or two. "Hmm..everything must be going right." Darien thought.
When the
transformation finished he struck a pose for the scouts. "What do you
think?"
He asked dramatically.
The scouts burst out laughing. "What's so funny?"
Darien
demanded. He slowly looked down at what he was wearing. "AHHHHHHH!!" he
screamed. Because instead of his tuxedo he was wearing a black fuku
complete
with a skirt. "Save me!!!!!" he screamed and desperately tried to pull the
wretched thing off. The scouts were in tears they were laughing so hard.
Mars
was slapping her knee like some sort of a hillbilly with tears running
out of
her eyes. Venus had collapsed on top of Jupiter and both of them were
hiccuping from laughter. Mercury was rolling on the park floor screaming
with
laughter. Darien was still fumbling around with the fuku trying to pry
it off.
"It's not funny!" he yelped. He yanked of the earrings and started to
unbraid
his hair from odangoes. A huge anime sweat drop had formed on his head
and his
face was beat red. He yanked off the tiara and started to kick off the
high
heeled shoes. Sailor Moon was standing in the middle of the chaos
pondering
the situation. She studied her boyfriend from head to toe. Finally she
yelled
"I don't see what's so funny. I think he looks adorable!" That sent the
scouts
into another fit of uncontrollable laughter.
Meanwhile in the thicket of trees in the park Rini was just finishing
changing into her true form. Her red eyes glowed furiously and seemed to
pop
out of her head. Her pink hair turned blood red and curled at the ends
to form
horns. Her cute school dress she was wearing started to turn red and
form a
gown similar to queen Beryl's. In one hand a plaque appeared. on the
plaque
were the signatures and symbols of all the famous villains in history.
There
was the Negamoon and Negaverse symbols, the signature of Ail and Anne,
and
many more. In the other hand she carried a long, sharp, pointy spear.
When the
transformation was finally done Rini laughed an evil laugh that echoed
through
the park and sent shivers down everyone's spine. Then she slowly emerged
from
the trees.
The scouts were still in having a laugh attack when the small figure
emerged from the woods. Venus stopped laughing long enough to point it
out.
"Look!" she gasped. "It looks like Rini....but what is she wearing?"
Sailor
Moon gasped. Darien looked up long enough to shriek. And of course all
the
other scouts yelled in unison "RINI?!?!" Rini laughed her evil laugh
again.
"You fools! How could you have been so blind? How could someone that
sweet be
pure good? I was acting the whole time. I have no interest in the Silver
Crystal. Or finding my mother. Or even this!" She whacks Luna-P (which
had
been secretly following her the whole story) in the head causing it to
break.
"I'll take care of you Rini!' Sailor Jupiter yells. " Supreme
Thunder!!!" The
antenna sticks out of her tiara and gathers lightning bolts. They shoot
out at
Rini. "Hah hah hah!" Rini yells gleefully not even attempting to move
put of
the way of the upcoming attack. "Why isn't she moving?" Venus wonders.
"She's
just gonna let the bolts hit her?" Rini lifts up her pinky finger and
the
lightning veers away from her. Instead it turns towards Jupiter.
"Mako-chan!!!"
everyone screams. But it was too late. The bolts hit Jupiter and
electrocuted
her. She fell to the ground dead. "Oh no!!!!" everyone moans.
"Just try
to
fight me scouts! You'll all end up dead and I'll be doing the villains
of the
world a big favor." Rini screams out. Venus was getting really worked up
about
this speech.
"It's not fair!" she cries out. "I can't stand this
anymore! I
need some attention! I mean even Rini has a distinctive personality now!
Am I
the only one without a personality???" The remaining scouts ponder this
for a
second and then nod. "No!!!!!!" wails Venus. "Now I have to do something
heroic or stupid to be recognized in this fan fic!" Rini smiles smugly.
"Come
on Venus are you ready to fight or are you too afraid to?"
"That's it!"
Venus
exclaims. "I'll be afraid! That's my personality! I'll be the coward!"
Happy
to have found her true identity at last Venus trots away to go cower
under a
bed somewhere.
"Come on scouts!" Rini taunts. "Two down 3 to go." Darien
eyes
her suspiciously.
"You mean 4 to go counting me." Rini's blood red eyes
soften.
"Oh Mamo-chan...grrrr...I mean Darien. I'm getting rid of the scouts
for you!
Then we can be together forever."
Darien is getting very angry and rather hot under his fuku. "DON'T
YOU GET
IT??? I'M YOUR GOD DAMN FATHER!!! I CAN'T LOVE YOU!!!!!!!"
Rini doesn't seem at all bothered by his use of foul language. (By the
way
kiddies don't repeat that at home) "Listen up scouts. You give me Darien
and I
disappear from your lives all together. But if you refuse....." She
gathers an
amount of Dark Energy in her hands to demonstrate. Mercury, Mars and
Moon look
from each other to Rini, then to Darien. Serena takes a big breath.
"All
right
Rini you win. You can have Darien." Darien jumps about fifty feet in the
air
when he hears this news.
"WHAT?!?!?!" he screams. But it was too late.
Rini
had already finished taking on her innocent disguise and was dragging
Darien
away. He struggled desperately but she had a grip like iron. A few roses
went
zipping past Rini's head but she didn't notice. She had what she had
come for.
Now she could return to the future and wreck havoc.
Meanwhile in the future......
A blast of pink light. The sound of annoying laughter. Could it be?? The
innocent people of the Moon look up in time to see their doom crashing
down.
"RUN!!!!" Some scream. Others hide. Neo Queen Serenity the gentle ruler
of
Crystal Tokyo and unfortunate mother of the spore comes out of the
palace. She
tries to reason with her daughter.
"Please honey don't hurt me! Just
give your
future father back to the scouts and no one will get hurt!" Rini didn't
buy
this act one bit and war broke out through the moon kingdom.
Now by this time the author is getting really bored by the whole
ordeal.
She decides to help out. So since you know this is an anti-chibi fan fic
you
probably guessed Rini was gonna die. So why not speed it up a little?
Rini was up in her room of the palace having a tea party with Darien
when
the author decides to interrupt her own story. Sailor Callipso (alias
Ally)
appears in the spore's room. Plastered on the walls of her room were
letters
from C.U.T.E members, pictures of Helious and Darien and of course of
her true
parents: Esmaruade (Emerald) and Prince Diamond.
"Ick." Sailor Callipso
comments. Rini ties Darien to the teapot and gets up off the ground to
investigate the intruder.
"Who are you?" she asks with her hands on her
hips.
"I can do my Pink Sugar Heart Attack on you!" Sailor Callipso laughs at
the
puny being before her.
"I'm here to destroy you kid." Sailor Callipso
says
showing Rini her various anti-chibi pages (CURE, LAKACUA, DWP,AFCCB and
others) Rini being the dumb being she is still can't face the fact that
the
fan fic is ending.
"So you're just going to kill me?" she asks "I mean
come
on, after all this build up and suspense that's it? This fan fic sucks."
Sailor Callipso is getting fed up.
"OK fungus. You want a different
ending?
I'll show you a different ending." Sailor Callipso uses one of her
shape-
changing spells on Chibi-Usa. "Let's see it has to be pink, and
disgustingly
sweet, but also tempting (I mean come on! How many C.U.T.E members did
she
recruit?). And of course edible. There's nothing like being destroyed by
stomach acid...." Sailor Callipso snaps her fingers. "Ahah!" and very
slowly
Chibi-Usa starts to turn into cotton candy. When she's done changing
Sailor
Callipso picks her up, unties Darien and gets the hell out of there.
When Sailor Callipso returns Darien to the scouts they are overjoyed.
Serena thought she couldn't be happier. But she was wrong. When she saw
that
tempting bunch of cotton candy in Sailor Callipso's hand she couldn't
help
herself.
"Gimmie it!!" she cried and crammed it in her mouth. Sailor
Callipso
shuddered and grimaced at what Serena had just consumed. Just then
Serena
doubled over in pain. "What was that?" she gasped "It tastes like
poison!"
Sailor Callipso shook her head sadly and walked away.
"You don't want to
know
Serena. You really don't want to know."
The End
This fan-fic is property of Sailor Callipso (Ally), Sailor Amythest
(Sarah),
Sailor Celestial (Kara) and Sailor Tear Drop (Dee). Sorry for any typos or language if you're
sensitive. We hope it made you crack a smile or even roll your eyes.
Ally, Sarah, Dee and Kara
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