YKYWTMOSMW Page 2

You Know You Watch Too Much Japanese Sailor Moon When...

You feel sorry for Uranus and Neptune, since Michiru didn't get a role in Neon Genesis Evangelion and Haruka must be lonely.

While watching "Dante's Peak", "Twister", and "ID4", you can't stop thinking about Sailorsaturn.

In the same way, while watching "Star Wars", you can't stop thinking about Sailoruranus's Space Sword!

You think, "Well... if there's Star Wars Trilogy, why shouldn't there be Sailor Moon Pentalogy?"

You'd give anything you own for a replay of one season.

You'd give anything in the world for replays of all five seasons.

And, of course, for the creation of a 6th season, you're willing to give anything in the entire universe!!!!

You can't watch an archery activity without thinking of Sailormars.

You aren't Japanese, neither are any of your relatives, but you actually know what "Minna! Henshin yo!" means.

You're discussing "Wuthering Heights" in AP English and refer to the younger Catherine as Chibi-Cathy.

You think a program named "On Jupiter" should be a biography of Makoto.

You see "moon pies" (choc-cookie/rice-crispie-square combo) and think, "What kind of new thing did Bandai think up this time? Wasn't the moon cycle enough?!"

You no longer use the word "cute", you use the word "kawaii."

You start wondering if "Sailor Wars" has something to do with "Star Wars."

You have over 30 favorite songs and they're all from Sailormoon!!

"Star Gentle Uterus" doesn't sound that bad.

You're gonna make sure your worst subjects this term are English and Mathematics.

Buying an encyclopedia depends on whether or not it has information about "The Silver Millenium."

You want a time mechine to travel to the 30th century to meet Neo Queen Serenity.

Greek mythology is now your favorite subject.

You plan to print out this whole page as your summer school report.And you expect your class teacher to give you ten out of ten for it!

You like Sailorchibimoon so much, you make your regular sugar cubes pink-heart shaped and every time you put them into your tea or coffee, you sceam " Piink-shuu-ga hart-at-taac-ku!!"

You pray every night for the making of a 6th season, or an OAV

You make your own holy grail.

You even drink water from it.

Even worse, every time before drinking something from the grail, you just have to scream "Crisis Make UP!"

There's an earth quake, and it's amazing, even in a catastrophe like that you still didn't forget to yell " Wal-do Shaak-kin" just before your house collapses.

You go around donating blood in hopes to get attacked by Eudial, and the Sailor Senshi will come out and help.

You shout in joy when watching ep. 110 because it was the first time Pluto appeared in S, but it didn't last long near the end.

You burst into tears because the death of Uranus and Neptune.

Near the end of the "Pepsi Generation Next" commercial (new version), you could have sworn you saw Sailor Tin Nyanko.

You confuse you entire Spanish class when you absent mindedly answer a question in Japanese.

You worked all through vacation in order to have enough money to become a foreign exchange student to a Japanese high school.

You get mad when you get there because they have uniforms different than the Senshi.

While watching the NA episodes, you unconciously sing the song with the original lyrics.

You tape the "Outer Senshi Appears" BGM and play it every time you enter your class room.

You draw a Mercury symbol on your mini calculator hoping to make it powerful like Sailormercury's mini computer.

You draw a Neptune symbol on your hand mirror hoping it will reveal the answers to tomorrow's mathamatics (or whatever) test.

In cooking class, you freak out your classmates by attacking them with your kitchen knife while yelling "Crystal Attack!"

You got in trouble at school and spent a whole day at the principle's office, then you made a desperate attempt to get yourself out by trying to turn a basketball into an unbrella to hypnotize your principle, which only made things worse.

The electricity went out, so you think "Hey Sailorjupiter must be attacking her enemies right now."

You rewatch all of your SM vedio tapes from ep. 1-200 to think of any YKYWTMOSMW that you left out.

You go to see a violin performance, hoping that the performer would be Michiru!

You take swimming classes because you think they'll make you more clever or elegant.

Hmm... it's final exams time and you hardly prepare yourself because you know that Ami- chan would be a tutor for you.

You know the lyrics to over 10 Japanese Sailor Moon songs off by heart even though you have no idea what you're saying!

You do a search for Sailor Moon sites just so you can find the ones with really bad information (Sailor Moon Super Stars is the sixth season? ^_-) and then laugh at them.

You like to look at all the Japanese Sailor Moon tapes you own, and think of how many hours of pleasure they give you.

When you read a fanfic, you immediately hate it if it uses the NA names.

Your two year old cousin is a Sailor Moon fan, so when she came over to your house you showed her some subbed episodes and expected her to understand them.

You're an atheist, but you still think of Usagi as God (she is the Messiah, after all).

You rename your klutzy friend "Usagi", your smart friend "Ami", your violin playing friend "Michiru", etc.

You could've sworn that the short-haired, blonde, suit-wearing, attitudy chick in Romey and Michele's High School Reunion was a cheap rip-off clone of Haruka.

You believe that Poison Ivy in the Batman and Robin movie is Chibi-Usa grown-up.

You think that Vanessa-Mae (aka. great violin player) had Michiru as a tutor.

You actually have a full fledged team of people who look like and will be senshi for Halloween and you're one of them.

You're afraid of your Science professor for his menacing laugh.

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot remind you of the Three Lights.

For the life of you, you can't remember WHO "Serena", "Lita", "Mina", "Darien", or "Reenie" are.

Your definition of the term "Sailor" has been changed for life.

You have sat through the entire SuperS series withou loosing one shred of your sanity.

You can't remember the last time you listened to non-Japanese music.

You can't go camping without being reminded of that one SMS* episode.

While being forced into watching "The Sound of Music" your ears perked up while hearing what you thought was: "Do-_REI_-mi-fah-so-la-ti-do."

You and a group of friends plan on running in the "Bay to breakers" marathon, costume competition, as the Sailor Senshi.

What's so bad about the Star Lights' outfits?

In French class you're assigned to bring in french music, so you try and get away with your "Sailor Moon SS in Paris" CD.

You don't understand the joke people commonly make about Mako-chan's "talent". Not because you never saw the original version of the episode, but because you never saw the DiC version.

You have a pet fish named "Fisheye", a parot named "Hawkseye", and a cat named "Tigerseye."

You have a hard time watching Ranma 1/2 without thinking about the Star Lights.

The other day while having a discussion about the first season, you slip up and use the "N word" (^_-) instead of "Dark Kingdom". Afterwords you wash your mouth out with soap and force yourself to watch fansubs of the first 46 episodes until you get it right.

You wish that Bandai would make a "Sailormoon Tamagotchi."

You've contributed to this web site.

More than ten of your contributions made it into this site.

You go to a jewelry shop and ask them for crescent earings.

You sceam and hide when seeing a yellow haired girl wearing glasses and carrying a breifcase with a black star on it coming your way.

You take Metalshop/Woodshop/Glassworks so you can make a: Silence Glaive, Space Sword, Aqua Mirror, Time Staff, or any other scepter/wand used in the 5 series.

You've actually made the henshin stick/brooch of any of the Senshi (including the Star Lights').

You try recreating any of the Sailor Anima-mates' or Galaxia's outfit.

The first thing you do, when reading a fanfic, is convert all the names into the Japanese ones.

Any jewelry you would wear has to have been worn by someone on the show. (ie: the earrings the Senshi wear with their fuku: red stars, red roses, crescent moon necklace, ringed planet, etc.)

Anything you see in your mind's eye that relates to BSSM is in black and white.[manga]

If reading a descrption of a manga event, you can instantly call up the image, plus the previous 3 pages before the mentioned event.

Your drawing style now look remarkably similiar to Takeuchi-sama's

At any given moment, you can list all the manga events not in the anime, and vice versa.

Two copies are bought for every volume and artbook, just so you can keep one original, unopened copy.

Osabu is your favorite character.

You get in trouble at school but refuse to be punished if your teacher doesn't say "Tsukini kawatte oshiokiyo!"

You insist that you boyfriend travel by train or bus for fear that he will be killed if he flies in an airplane.

You're editor of your school's yearbook, and you sneak the kanji/hiragana for Tsukino Usagi and katakana for Seeraamuun on to a page along with a sketch of a bunny.

When people ask (and even when they don't) you will proudly sing Japanese Sailor Moon songs in class.

You sing Moonlight Densetsu while on Jonovision, to the shock of the host and the audience.

You were excited about going to Toronto to tape Jonovision, but you were even more excited about buying Japanese Sailor Moon stuff.

You memorize tin is Sn on the periodic table because of Sailor Tin Nyanko.

While reading Animerica you see, "Okay, so you're a SAILOR MOON fan, and you want to talk about your passion with other diehard fans, but you've only seen what's been on U.S. TV. Will you be shunned as a clueless "newbie" by those who have gone before?" And your first reaction is, "Yes! It's a clueless NA fan! Evil!"

You giggle and smile like an idiot whenever a reference is made to Haruka and Michiru's relationship.

Out of all your favourite Sailor Moon moments almost all of them have to do with Haruka and Michiru (ep 180! ^_^).

For a French project you're asked to bring in a painting that you like, so you bring in the cover to manga 18.

Also for French you're asked to do a review on a CD, so you pick the Sailor Stars Best Song Collection.

You see a girl at the mall with a Sailor Moon backpack, but it's an NA one, so you don't bother going up and talking to her.

You see something with the word 'Usage' and think they spelled Usagi's name wrong.

You hug your manga....just because ^_^

You would give your soul for a CD with La Soldier and the Outer Senshi's BGM on it.

Every project you do in school has something to do with either Sailor Moon or Japan (which helps you learn more about SM).

You plead temporary insanity when you murdered your little sister after she found those cute "story/coloring books" of yours. And they believed it.

You're mad at Gainax and the staff of Evangelion 'cuz they have a moon related ending sequence, stole the basis of Ami and Haruka's hair styles, named one of their characters Rei, and Shinji (a boy) has HARUKA'S VOICE! (talk about cashing in on the S.M. craze!)

You wonder if Yui (from Fushigi Yuugi) and Haruka have any family relationship.

You wonder how the SM seiyuu feel when working on opposite character roles with fellow SM seiyuu (i.e. Midorikawa Hikaru/Ail & Tooma Yumi/Ann as enemies in Fushigi Yuugi, Tamahome and Yui; Mitsuishi Kotono/Usagi & Ogata Megumi/Haruka trading authority roles in Evangelion, Misato and Shinji).

You go to see a cabaret and think, "Hey cool, there are Star Lights everywhere."

The Spice Girls remind you of the Inner Senshi.

You sing Sailormoon's henshin BGM while changing for PE even in front of all your classmates.

You have a memo for none other reason but to note the YKTWTMOSMWs you happen to come across.

While in Astronomy class you made yourself look like an idiot asking about the Silver Millenium.

You go out wearing three skirts on top of each other, it makes you confident feeling more like Eternal Sailormoon.

You tried to figure out which song is better, "Kaze mo Sora mo Kitto" and "Watashitachi Ni Naritakute," but you ended up with a migrain.

In Chemistry you made an idiot of yourself again asking what element the Ginzuishou is.

You freak out when someone says 1...2....3...

You scream and itch all over when you receive love letters.

You pierce on three ear studs on each ear to tell people you are now Super Sailormercury

You can't decide whether to dye your hair green, pink, blue, purple or white. So you end up dying it all of them, and the result is... interesting. To say the least.

You spend hours pondering what happens to the Gate of Time when Sailor Pluto isn't there. After all, in SMR, she wasn't allowed to leave it even for five minutes, and then in the other series...

You rent "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," but turn it off in annoyance halfway through when Super Sailor Moon and the Outer Senshi don't appear.

You X-ray yourself inhopes to find a star seed or a heart cystal.

While everyone else collects movie star signatures, you collect the SM seiyuu's.

You can remember every senshi's birthday, but you forgot your own mother's.

In Mathematics class, while learning about parabola graph, you suddenly have a strong urge to transform in to Sailorneptune.

You dress your sisters as Chibi-Moon and ChibiChibi.

You plan to go to the prom dressed as Neo-Queen Serenity. The twist is... you're a guy.

As head of the school Drama Club, you plan to do the Sailor Stars Musical as the yearly school play.

You insist that your sexual orientation has nothing to do with the urge to dress up as a Sailor Senshi.

You give away the NA SM CD soundtrack because it's blashphemous.

You pay about a $100 to get the entire 18 tankoubans of Sailor Moon manga, even though you can't read japanese (yet).

You consider, as a school fundraiser, showing the Sailor Moon R movie.

Whenever you get angry at someone, you automatically point your finger at the person and yell, "Tsukini Kawatte, oshioki yo!"

You know the entire Sailor Moon introduction speech by heart, and say it outloud repeatedly in class.("Ai to seigi no, Sera fuku bishoujo senshi, Sera Muun! Tsukini Kawatte, oshioki yo!")

You're reading Shogun, and you literally jump for joy, when you relize that the tailsmen have historic orgins!

You took a trip to Japan and instead a looking at the view from Tokyo Tower you stopped to admire the 3 story Sailor Moon Supers Ad.

You know Naoko Takeuchi's addres and mailed her. She answered with a restraining order.

You won't touch NeXT machines, because the Witches 5 use them... You wonder if Steve Jobs knows that.

Someone mentions Ami's name and Windows in the same sentence, you go off... (She runs UNIX!)(Or Amix [Linux/Alpha with some special enhancements])

You answer the phone in pseudo-japanese, just because it sounds cool.

You write your signature in Japanese on school papers, to annoy the sucker that has to pass them back.

You wasted a whole pack of post-it's trying to stick them to people like Rei-chan does with her ofudas.

You've made the mistake of answering the phone "Ohayou" and a real Japanese person was on the line.

You play Japanese SM in your car, really loud, with the windows down.

You find it really cute that Uranium, Neptunium, and Plutonium are next to each other on the periodic table.

You can (theroretically) make the ionic compound HArUKA, and are devastated when you can't make Michiru or Setsuna work.

While performing flame color tests (spraying chemicals through bunsen burners) you think about how the outer senshi would perform their procedure: Haruka- {spritz, spritz} Michiru- Haruka, put *down* the spray bottle... Haruka- {eg} {spritz, spritz}

You invent a new Uranus atttack: Chem Logbook Shaking!! Then you argue whether bringing World Shaking in and destroying the logbook is fair.

You become neurotic when, after learning (almost) fluent Japanese so as to understand the original episodes, the only SMS eps. you can lay your hands on are dubbed in Cantonese

You sigh with relief when you talk with other otaku -- finally you can speak properly again: "Konnichi wa, minna!!"

You, english through and through, write an online japanese dictionary of "essential Sailor Moon vocabulary" in an evening, and come up with over 50 words. Then your SM friends e-mail you with all the words you missed

You scare small children by atttempting to right their *evil* dub watching ways...

You have in your room: a can opener, a sword, a aqua-coloured hand mirror, and a ring with a heart-shaped garnet.

You enjoy the archery unit in gym.

Before you start opening a can you shout, "Silence Glaive Surprise!"

You wish you were Sailorpluto so you could freeze time and go to Japan, stealing any Sailormoon merchandise you can find.

You convert to being Shinto and practice throwing ofudas at people.

You find out that Michiru's seiyuu DOES have a role in Evangelion as a nurse. Now you know why Shinji's always in the hospital.

When the circus come to town, and your parents want to take you, you respond by yelling and screaming something about the Amazon Trio capturing you and looking through YOUR beautiful dreams... your parents strongly suggest a psychiatrist.

One of your friends giggles when you describe Haruka and Michiru's relationship, and you refuse to talk to the insensitive moron ever again.

for your birthday, your family buys you NA-related Sailormoon merchandise, and can't understand it when you force them to return it, and lecture them for at least an hour about the evils of DiC.

February 8th is your best friends birthday, and he can't understand it when you refuse to go out and celebrate, preferring to stay home and mourn the end of Sailormoon.

You invite� a *supposed*� moonie to come over and watch episode 200, and then throw her out in disgust when she says "Mamo-chan? Who's Mamo-chan?"

You plead desperately to be allowed to go on a student exchange trip to Japan, and your reasoning is "$3000 isn't that much. University can wait. Sailormoon can't."

Your friend is allowed to go on the exchange trip and you aren't, and you pack her off with at least $200, with the instruction,"Buy everything Sailormoon related you see."

Everytime the only shop in Queenlsland that sells Japanese Sailormoon stuff gets some more stock in, you are the first in the shop, and spend, spend, spend.

Some moron with a webpage calls the outer senshi Alex, Michelle, etc. etc. etc., and you marvel at their stupidity, and send them a really informative (although nasty) e-mail, telling them exactly what you think of them.

You spend several hours trying to get your sister's strawberry blond hair into Chibi-Usa's hairstyle, and then try to get her to wear a pink netball skirt and matching sailor top.

You admire the Starlights outfits, and wonder when they're coming into fashion, and where they'll be sold.

You have very important day at school tomorrow, but you can't resist putting on a Sailormoon marathon.

You see the Stars episode with the professor in it, and think, "Damn! Tomoe looks *good*!"

All your projects for school are SM-related, and your teachers stare at you when you try to explain it.

Your dad has gone on and on about the evils of SM obsession, but when you read him some of the YKYWTMSMWs, he chuckles.

When your hear KOTH(King of the Hill) character Boomauer saying "Yeahman, I'lltelluwhat BSSM is the bomb"(repeats that 3 times).

You join the Lunar Inquisition.

You kick your brother(or sister) at your anniversary because he gives you videocassettes of the NA dub instead of the original.

Bart & Lisa Simpson watch the ORIGINAL BSSM instead the Na version(and instead of the "Krusty the clown show").

Krusty aired BSSM instead of "Itchy & Scratchy."

You think that Simpsons characters Sideshow Bob & Mr.Burns are members of the Dark Kingdom(or the Black Moon, etc.)

You're angry when Starfox closed the original YKYWTMSMW and when you learn that he still maintains his personnal page, which looks like a grocery-getter Ford Pinto or Plymouth Valiant(http://starfox.simplenet.com)YOU HOPE THAT THE SENSHI PUNISH HIM ONE DAY!!!!

After the Senshi punish Starfox, he decides to re-open his SM page ^_^.

At 3 o'clock on the dot, (be it morning or afternoon) you start baking cookies while playing the Three O'clock Fairy Song (Sanji no Yousei) as loud as you can so your cookies will turn out better.

You think that a good theme song for Spike (from Buffy) would be Princess Kakyuu's theme song.

You tell your NA moonie friends that Luna turns into a human in the second movie and they laugh at you and call you a lier, and you smile and walk away knowing that they are all fools.

You are in a water balloon fight and you only throw the teal-colored balloons while shouting "Deeeeeeeeeeeeeep Submerg-ee!!!"

Your art teacher criticizes you for doodling Naoko style in class and you give her a lecture on the beauty of anime and manga.

Your DiC Sailor Moon loving friend asks if you can bring the R movie for her B-Day party, and you wonder if they can grasp the story.

You beat up your last friend for laughing while you explained Michiru and Haruka's relationship.

When rumors fly about Disney possibly dubbing the S season or making a live action Sailor Moon movie you faint.

You've made many desperate attempts to look like your favorite senshi, including hair dye, EXTREMELY expensive contacts, and a total wardrobe change.

You see a girl at school making a desperate attempt at the new 'anime' fad by wearing an obviously American-made Sailor Moon shirt and you scream to her, "Poser! How dare you promote DiC trash!"

You've made many attempts at drawing the senshi as they'd look if real, non-anime.

You've given up on having a boyfriend because the Tomoe, Endymion, Saffir, Demando, and Kunzite are much more charming, bishounen, and humorous.

You've once dreamed that you and your friends met Haruka and Michiru, and once your friends started laughing because they found out Haruka was a woman, you screamed and beat them up. ^_^

You're depressed because your baby isn't as cute as Chibi Hotaru.

You start to think about Umino whenever you eat fried shrimp.

When you saw Titanic, you though that Jack should have been Mamoru and Rose should have been Michiru.

You give names to the friends that Naru hangs around.

When you watch Suddenly Susan, you think it should be called Suddenly Setsuna.

You find pleasure in watching a Japanese episode and then trying to guess what the Sailor Says for it will be in America.

You worry that your science teacher may turn into Sailor Teacher.

The Hansons remind you of the Star Lights.

You think the Fertile Crescent was a garden in the Moon Kingdom.

You call Dic and blare Moonlight Densetsu into the phone.

Every time you hear the song "To the Moon and Back" from Savage Garden, you think of Usagi and Mamoru, since the chorus say "I will fly you to the moon and back if you'll be my baby."

You swear that Ellen Degeneres looks just like Haruka.

You send a thank you card to the group Bare Naked Ladies, since they mentioned Sailor Moon in their song, "One Week."

You think that if Bill Clinton professes to be a Moonie, his presidency may be saved.

You make your own Sailor Saturn doll by cutting the hair from the Sailor Mars doll short and dying her clothes purple.

You know the names of all Daimons.

You don't see anything wrong with Chibiusa having a crush on her dad.

In Home Ec, you only make stuff that has to do with the Sailor Senshi and dress up like Mako every time you cook.

Monica Lewinskey reminds you of Mistress 9.

Page 1|Page 3
Note: Starfox has been a great contributor to the Sailor Moon fandom before BSSM and I'm sure he doesn't have a lot of time (unlike most of us ^_^) to take care of a page as popular as his, so I wish him a happy cyber-retirement ^-^. Arigato gozaimasu, Starfox-san!

Um... because I have no sense of humor or ideas of my own (yes, _I_ am a living lame-o), I'm depending on all you original SM viewers out there to email me some ^_^. Please contribute to help this page grow into a popular place where the REAL Sailormoon fans or original SM recruits can come to and have a little laugh, chuckle, giggle, etc. on the Japanese Sailor Moon series and/or manga :) Thanks to all who are taking their time to contribute to this newbie's page ^_^. I encourage you people who've only seen the NA eps. to check out Hitoshi Doi's summaries or find a fansubber to get subbed tapes from an d experience the true, original, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon. (Yeah, that sounded lousy... but at least I tried ^_^)

Back to SMPsycho's home page (NEE-HA-HA-ha ha-ha- ha-ha-ha...!)