- You're in class and the teacher yells "SILENCE!" You then yell "GLAIVE SURPRISE!"
- You watch Japanese Sailor Moon in Japanese class and you know more about it than the teacher, who is Japanese.
- You're asked to sing a nursery rhyme to your little brother and you sing The Three O' Clock Fairy in Japanese.
- You complain because your local Halloween store did not carry a Sailor Saturn costume.
- You actually know the episode number when Ami's mother comes on.
- You're asked to write a paper for school on sexual harrasment and you choose Grandpa Hino as your subject.
- You threw a big party when you heard that Sailor Moon may be getting another season (it actually might for those of you who weren't aware...if Toei and Naoko can agree upon it).
- You think Mulder for The X Files should date Setsuna.
- Your science teacher asks you to describe Neptune and you answer by saying "She is elegant, graceful, an excellent violinist, opulent, gorgeous and has a wonderful girlfriend."
- You say the same thing on a test.
- You sculpt the Holy Grail in Art class, but get dissappointed when no guys help you make it look better like they did for Chibiusa in episode 107.
- Everytime you hear the song "It's the End of The World" you think of Michiru's painting from episode 106.
- You laugh everytime you see the Dic episode where they kill Beryl because it is so messed up.
- You make a fanfic where Naru is a Sailor Senshi and call it Naru Moon.
- You called your radio station and requested them to play Moonlight Densetsu.
- You know the name of Rei's cousin from episode 183.
- You took Japanese just to understand your unsubbed episodes.
- Sarah McLaughlin's song "Building A Mystery" reminds you of Setsuna.
- You are asked to write a paper for English about the significance of a minor character in a work and you write about Naru in Sailor Moon.
- You swear that was Naru in episode 173 of Sailor Stars at the Three Lights concert even though you only saw the back of her head and that green bow.
- You think that they should make a TV special where Rei and Bulma from Dragon Ball Z meet.
- You make a fan fic called Mizuno Ami: Medicine Woman and base it off Doctor Quinn's story line.
- You don't understand why everyone is so hung up on Dawson and Joey from Dawson's Creek cause you KNOW Mamoru and Usagi have a better love saga.
- You are asked to do a report on your favorite author so you do a report on Naoko Takeuchi
- You see some alternative freak girl with purple hair and yell "WANNABE SATURN FREAK!!!!!"
- You cry with Usagi everytime she forgets her lunch.
- You go to your local arcade and hope to meet a cute guy like Motoki.
- You found a coffee house called Once Upon A TIme, but were disappointed when Michiru, Haruka, and Setsuna were not in there.
- You know what Once Upon A Time coffee house is and where it is at in the series(hey I do!!).
- You put your hair in meatballs, move to Japan, manage to find a school called, "Juuban High School", make friends with a kid with blue hair and an IQ near 300 named Ami, a bossy priestess with black hair named Rei, a strong, good cooking girl named Makoto, and a blondie named Minako, and on the first day of school you FORCE them to say, "Usagi! Hurry up or we'll leave without you!" and then scream, "HAAAAAAIIIII!" And run into their arms.
- You try to film your OWN Sailormoon Supers commericial thingie by hurling chicken feathers into the air, dressing you and your big sis up in a sailor fuku and hire a band to sing "Seeeeraaaa muuuuuuuun."
- You actually attempt to EAT those Sailor Stars Fish Sausage Links but then slap yourself and force yourself to eat them even though you're deathly allergic to Fish Sausage.
- You start to wonder if you're parents/teachers/any adult you know could be a reject from the Dead Moon Circus(ex: Teacher: "David! I *told* you to stop writing notes! I'm giving you to the count of 3! 1..2..3.!")
- You try to convince your 5 friends to pose as the Witches 5 but then you realize it won't work because "Mimete" dosen't have a charm buster.
- You have long debates over which male BSSM charater is cuter.
- You start reading all your books backwards and then you wake up [manga].
- You start debating to yourself whether the manga is right or the anime is, and lose sleep over it.
- You take voice lessons, and talk the teacher into letting you sing "Otome no Policy" to her.
- You throw a fit (silently) when you hear "meatball head" instead of "odango atama."
- When you get mad you say, "Tsukini kawatte, oshioki yo!"
- You learn to write hiragana and katakana, and your first work was "Usagi."
- It is practically impossible for you to say the word Messiah anymore... it's meshia dang it! MESHIA! bVA!!
- You take your old barbie doll's (or your sister's) and try to make them look like the Sailor Senshi.
- You go around your Jhinatown or Japantown looking for real UFO catcher dolls.
- You realize taiki looks like someone from the Backstreet Boys [webmaster's note: "DON'T ASK ME WHO!"]
- You mail TY hoping they'll make a Beanie Baby named Luna, Artemis, or Diana.
- You mail Mixx 'zine telling them how stupid they were for not translating the Sailor Moon Super arc of the manga.
- You also tell them to translate the art books.
- You try to fansub the episodes yourself (even if you don't know Japanese).
- You don't want to go to England fearing a telephone booth will take you to Galaxia's fortress.
- You cosplay (dress up as) Princess Kakyuu/Fireball.
- ...it looked good on you.
- ...for a guy...(O_o")
- You walk around shoe stores trying to find the boots Eternal Sailor Moon wears.
- You run away from white-haired/platinum girls fearing that they'll scream "chuuuuuu!" and turn into Sailor Ironmouse.
- You hope your little brother(s)/sister(s) are kidnapped just so you get a letter from Sailor Aluminum Siren.
- You defend Chibi-Usa's reputation.
- You wonder when Ami is going to get a palm pad with Windows 98 on it.
- In art class, people look at you funny when you draw a picture of your favorite Senshi when it's supposed to be a pot and two flowers.
- When building a shrine, you go crazy over the right HTML code to get the EXACT color of her fuku.
- While watching NA SM, you laugh when the voice actors are off synch with the mouth.
- You wander around Tokyo looking for Juuban Jr. High School, Juuban High School, Fruits Crown parlor, Crown arcade, Hikawa Shrine, and the apartment complex where Mamoru lives in as well as the one the Outer Senshi live in. [WM: "Don't forget Mugen High School!"]
- You go into jewelry stores looking for rose earrings, moon earrings, moon earrings with stars dangling off of them, studs, red stud earrings with red stars dangling off of them, and magenta arrow-shaped earrings.
- You try to look for Naru's mom's jewelry store to buy them.
- ...you run away when you see it, thinking a youma might attack you.
- You look for a yellow car whenever you watch a race on TV.
- ...when it's over, you hope the driver looks like Haruka or IS Haruka.
- You're pissed at Brittney Spears knowing she just bit off the uniform thing from watching Sailor Moon (the hair looks kinda like Usagi's once you think about it...).
- (assuming y'all read the manga,) you wonder how the eternal fukus would look like when it's animated.
- You have a REAL shrine of a Senshi in your room (poster in the center, with flowers, offerings, and a lit candle of her favorite color on one side).
- You light some candles, take out a parchment with Japanese written on it, and start praying like Rei.
- You calculate how long it would take you to watch all 200 episodes, 3 movies, Ami chan no hatsukoi and the three SuperS specials straight (with no bathroom or tape changing breaks). It's around 3 1/2 days :)
- You give everyone on your sports team Sailormoon names, then expect them to use their attacks and henshin phrases during competitions or workouts.
- You start trying to talk and act like Minako, so when you ask someone what Senshi they think you're most like, they say "Sailorvenus".
- Someone thinks they're a bigger Sailormoon fan than you are, so you start quizzing them on everything.
- You refuse to use the dub names and places for fan
fiction, and be sure to include things that if they
were dubbed would be changed or deleted.
- Before attempting to transform into your favorite SM character, you run around your house naked.
- You wear odangos to school hoping that the boy you have a crush on will call you odango atama. And when he doesn't, you beat him up.(true story!)
- You can't find a Sailor Uranus doll, so you take Sailor Venus and take out the bow, cut the hair, and dye her fuku blue.
- You paste Sailor Moon posters on your ceiling. That way, when you wake up, they are the first thing you see.
- You get a small picture of Mamo-chan and blow it up and kiss it everyday.
- You don't usually do what's on this list but once you read it you go out trying to do them.
- What Minako is saying start to make sense before another soldier translates it.
- Everytime you go swimming with your friends at a pool or a beach, you bring along a harp in the water, shouting "Aqua...Rhapsody!!!"
- You know rei-chan's whole chant and whisper it everytime somebody you don't like is near.
- Your science class seminars are about your favorite senshi's planets.
- You begin to wonder about whether the Silver Millenium REALLY is on the moon and whether neil armstrong and all of 'em just missed it on their last visit.
- You hold various pens in your hand and examine it to see if it's about the same size as the senshis' henshin sticks.
- You start believing that blue-green hair must be a natural possibility somehow.
- You remember only the mythological characters of greek mythology that have an SM relation.
- Crystals start to seem more valuable than diamonds.
- You go to short haired quiet girls when you get a cut, believing that she can heal you.
- You often imagine what Sailor Cosmos would look like as an anime character.
- A pay phone rings and you instantly scream, "GALAXIA!!!"
- You dad has never seen Sailor Moon ever but he can still sing the first verse of Moonlight Densetsu.
- The hardest you've ever cried is the last few minutes of episode 200.
- On your French test you accidentally write "Gomen" instead of "Je suis desole."
- Your school uniform looks just like Sailormars'.
- You name your computer Chibi-Usa.
- A giant purple blanket means two things to you: Queen Beryl dress and Wiseman cloak.
- You call a girl in your class Hotaru because she looks uncannily like Sailorsaturn.
- You plan to take over the rights to Sailormoon and dub Stars the way it should be! Uncut and TV14!
- Your history paper on turns into a fanfic where the Sailor Senshi go to Africa.
- You use a maraca for a moon scepter.
- You plan to name your child after a Sailor Senshi.
- You write to long haired idols to see if they will go to your school.
- When someone sneezes and it sounds like "ah choo" you run in fear that Sailor Iron Mouse is going to take your Star Seed.
- You start looking in incense burners to see if Kakyuu-hime is in there.
- You follow red butterflies.
- You've tried to put your hair in one bun, than two odangos, than two cones, than two heart shaped odangos. When that fails, you cut it all of and dye it blue or blonde.
- You run when someone in a business suit gives you their card.
- You think it's funny when someone cries during a DIC episode.
- You can imitate any of the Sailor Senshi's voices, but only if they're in Japanese.
- You put up a big arguement over how you can like Seiya because the female self is ONLY Star Fighter.
- Your definitions of the planets have been changed forever.
- When someone names a planet, you can name the senshi, their Japanese name translated into English, their last attack on the show, and their color.
- You almost start crying when watching the dub because Michiru and Haruka are, "cousins." :sob:
- You constantly try to explain to your friends how awful it is that Chibi-Moon got dubbed as "Mini-Moon".
- You no longer think there's anything wrong with blue, purple, dark green, aqua or pink hair, and that it looks completely natural.
- Black stars upset you.
- You start to act semi-frightened of any item that was ossesed by a daimon. (a.k.a a puzzle, a tea pot, a vacuum cleaner)
- You consider Setsuna and Hotaru to be the "Goth" senshi, especially Hotaru.
- You run around outside you house naked yelling Henshins but start cussing in Japanese or you break down crying when nothing happens.
- You get you and your best two friends to tell your stupidest friend you are Sailor Neptune & your two friends are Sailor Pluto and Uranus.
- Then you start using the music to the Sailor Moon S movie and explain to her it's all of you transforming.
- You get a green mirror and a gold paint pin and do a design that makes it looks like Neptune's.
- You can sing along to all the BSSM songs in Japanese, and actually know what you're saying.
- You and your fiancee first fell in love because of Sailor Moon (true story!)
- You calculate how much hard disk space it would take for you to hold all 200 episodes of Sailor Moon fansubbed in RealPlayer format (about 6 GB)
- You then use that 6 GB on your own hard drive.
<- Any time you see the word "tusk," you automatically think someone misspelled Tsukino or Tsuki.
- You find that blue, turquoise, dark green, pink, and other colors of the rainbow are not unusual hair/eye colors. And those fukus aren't short(anymore), ne?
- You buy the single "One Week" by Bare Naked Ladies just because of the one line about Sailor Moon.
- You feel like killing someone when your mom tells you to quit "wasting your money" on Sailor Moon merchandise.
- You pay ridiculous ammounts of money for Sailor Moon merchandise.
- You see a girl at school with a Sailor Moon backpack and you feel like running up to her, giving her a gigantic hug, and proclaming her as your new "bestest friend in the Universe".
- Your parents say you can get another cat, so you look for any cat that's black with any type of crescent on their forehead, or looks like Diana (true story! This person once found a black cat with an orange spot on her forehead that looked like a crescent...but it was sideways...).
- You have over 5 email addressed dedicated to Sailor Moon.
- You only call your Sailor Moon friends by their favorite charater's Japanese name with "-chan" added.
- You memorize the Sailor Moon movies in Japanese.
- You beg your Japanese penpals to teach you how to write all the Sailor Moon character's names, attacks, etc etc in Kanji.
- You've taken absolutely NO Japanese classes, and you can hold a conversation with any moonie in Japanese.
- You almost had a heart attack when CloverWay, Inc. named ChibiMoon as MINNIE MOON!, and you scream: "WHAT IS THIS?? AUSTIN
POWERS????????????????????? CHIBI MEANS TINY, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!".
- You shed tears of happiness when you can find a Sailor Moon CD with the original JAPANESE songs on it.
- You practically DIED when they played a romantic ballad instead of "Moon Revenge" in Sailor Moon R when they're on the asteroid.
- You can properly sing and spell any given Sailor Moon song in Japanese, AND know what the translation is.
- You have over 1,800 Sailor Moon pictures (true story).
- You replay the part in the Tenchi Muyo! Movie, Tenchi in Love 2 gazillion times where it shows 5 girls hitting a ball back & forth, and they resemble the Inner Senshi.
- You pray that when you wake up, you're your favorite Sailor Moon character.
- Every time you mention the words "sailor" and "moon" in the same sentence, all your non-moonie friends roll their eyes because whenever those words appear next to each other, a 45-minute Sailor Moon history lesson follows.
- You want to name your kids "Usagi Tsukino", "Rei Hino", "Ami Mizuno", "Makoto Kino", "Minako Aino", "Mamoru Chiba", etc.
- You've thought about changing your name to your favorite senshi's name when you turn 18.
- When the Sailor Moon card game came out, you almost fained because you get the chance to play your favorite character.
- Same thing when the Role Playing Game and Recource Guide came out.
- You pray almost every minute of every day that when you wake up you can draw anime in the exact style as Naoko Takeuchi's.
- Your main goal in life is to be the next Naoko Takeuchi.
- You won't go out with anyone unless they're named "Mamoru."
- You saw a clip of Tenchi Muyo! and thought Sasami was Usagi's future daughter or long-lost sister.
- Yosho (the grandpa) in Tenchi Muyo! reminds you of grandpa Hino.
- You change your birthday to your favorite senshi's birthdate.
- You could've killed someone because in the CloverWay, Inc episodes, Michiru & Haruka are "cousins" even though they almost kiss in one episode and hold hands...
- You drool when you see Mamo-chan because he's SO DAMN HOT (hey, even for an anime). Special twist: you're a guy. And you're not gay.
- You practically kill anyone who *THINKS* they know more about Sailor Moon than you do.
- You beg your school to change your school mascot to a Sailor Moon character.
- You insist there actually *WAS* a moon kingdom on the moon, and that the Silver Millennium *REALLY* existed, and everytime you look at the moon, you vow that you'll be up there to meet Usagi some day.
- You plan on painting Sailor Moon on your car.
- You spend over $300 in one day just on 3 boxes of Sailor Moon cards.
- You swear that your cat can talk.
- You LOVE the Williams sisters because one is named is Venus, and the other is Serena.
- You think Bare Naked Ladies should win a Grammy just because they mentioned Sailor Moon in their song, "One Week."
- When you first heard "One Week" on the radio, and nearly fainted when you thought they said Sailor Moon, and then actually fainted when you realized that they *DID* mention Sailor Moon.
- Your parents insist that ONLY seven-year old girls watch Sailor Moon, and scold you for being childish when you just shrug your shoulders and continue watching the show.
- You think it's ridiculous that Clover Way, Inc is trying to Americanize Sailor Moon, when they're OBVIOUSLY in Japan becuase of all the signs, and the fact that they live in Tokyo...
- You almost kill your moonie friend b/c they have thousands of Sailor Moon stuff, and they insist that what they have is NOTHING (and your collection consists of only a few videos, stickers, and mangas. Plus a few figurines and stuffed animals...)
- You drink the Elements drinks because their names are "Fire", "Rain", "Lightning", "Earth", etc.
- You wish you could eat as much as Usagi and not get fat.
- You insist you're a reincarnated memeber of the Moon kingdom.
- You try and teach your black, white, or grey cat to talk....and you swear you'll get them to say at least SOMETHING by the time one of you dies...
- You don't even have to read the subtitles of your Japanese Sailor Moon videos anymore because you've seen them so many times you know what they're saying....or if you're preparing lunch in the room while a Sailor Moon subbed video is playing and you hear the Japanese words and actually know what they're saying.
- You disown your 6 year-old cousin because she refuses to let you dress her up like Chibi-Usa.
- You disown your 1 year-old cousin because her first words weren't "ChibiChibi".
- You're depressed because the homeless kitty you find on the side of the road doesn't turn out to be Luna.
- You go to Tokyo and when you come home you're depressed because you didn't run into any of the senshi.
- Your dad comes across this website and prints it out for you, because you fit all of the "You Know You've Watched..." sentences.
- Ever since you bought that new Luna clock, you seem to be more & more ofa morning person, which surprises the hell out of the rest of your family, and you have to beg your mom to wake up at 4 in the morning to make you breakfast, because you'll burn the toast to a crisp, along with the rest of your house...
- You eat a Carl's Jr. sandwich and realize that the sauce that's dripping off of it resembles a Sailor Moon character.
- You disown anyone who insists Usagi & the others don't exist in real life.....because DAMMIT! they do!!!!
