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• Everytime you see Setsuna, Michuru, and Haruka at the tea shop place, it reminds you of "Central Perk" on "Friends".
• You re-name all your stuffed rabbits Usagi.
• You stick antennas in your head to try and look like ParaPara.
• You start aiming your handmirror at people while calling out "Submarine Reflection!"
• You think your parrot is related to Chibi-Chibi.
• You hide and shudder when a lunar eclipse happens- it reminds you too much of the SuperS ending.
• You know that if you look hard enough, you can find the steps up to 'Fruit Parlor CROWN'.
• Fisheye starts looking real good - and you know she's a guy passing himself off as a girl.
• You get a chance to fly a helicopter but refuse for fear of gelatin-like monsters attacking and Sailorpluto won't be there to help.
• You get a vanity license plate for your car...with the numbers 9 10 on it.
• You know more Japanese than English.
• During gym you take a blue basketball and fling it at a friend while yelling "Deep Submerge!"
• You're no longer afraid of seven years bad luck if you break a mirror. Instead you're afraid of shard demons attacking you.
• You now KNOW mirrors are evil.
• Any time there's an eclipse of the moon, you get freaked out. That means the Deadmoon Circus is returning.
• You start liking Esmeraude's laugh.
• If a guy with long orange hair comes up and asks you "what time is it" with a Japanese accent, you run like hell, thinking Tigerseye is after you.



• You get into serious thought provoking debates about who is cuter: Chibi-Usa, ChibiChibi, or Diana.
• You notice a tiny black star in the corner of one of your textbooks. So you promptly toss it and burn it. When asked why, you replied that it was possessed with a daimon.
• A new girl with frizzy orange hair named Mimi transfers into your school, and you ask her if the Witches5 could use a sixth member.
• You refuse to eat bonbons, thinking that they'll grow and attack you.
• You have the message on Haruka's answering machine playing on your own.
• It suddenly snows and you quickly run inside fearing Princess Snow Kaguya would come and freeze you.
• You start considering a change in your sexual preferences.
• You only listen to the music played on the show, even though you don't understand a word they're singing.
• Certain individuals around you try to boast their SM knowledge. Instead of being fascinated, you feel sorry for their rumored facts.
• You scream every time you hear "Sanji No Yousei".
• You go crazy when people call the Senshi, "Scouts".
• You come into the same room as a basket full of bonbons, and inch away slooooooowly.
• Your favorite jewelry used to be made out of Tigers Eye, until you found out what it really is.
• Eternal Sailor Moon's outfit isn't REALLY that bad.
• You get into serious debates about whether or not Princess Fireball is really ChibiChibi's daughter.
• You think this nerd would make a GREAT Mercurious for a Mercury-like person like you. All he needs is to do is spike his hair and dye it green...
• Every time you hear the phone ring, you cringe in fear, thinking it's Galaxia coming to take your sailor bracelets.
• You hold a rally protesting of the injustice done to Sailor Saturn who only appeared in half of S, none of SS, and little of Stars.
• You don't know whether to celebrate your sister's birthday or mourn for the ending of Sailor Moon on February 8th.
• You kidnap the SM seiyuus, hypnotize them into speaking fluent English, and have them provide the voices for the NA SM cast.
• You tell enemies about giving them a Taiki key chain for good luck on exams, but secretly get a Seiya key chain and paint the hair brown.

• You're on the highway, see two people on a motorcycle whiz by, and could have sworn that it was Haruka and Michiru.
• You freak out when people spell Ami-chan's name "Amy" or Rei-chan's name "Raye."
• You'd kill to see the March 1997 Nakoyoshi because it has the last bit of Sailor Moon manga in it.

• While looking for a pet, you discard cat after cat because their ear length is not as long as Diana's.
• You come close to strangling anyone who uses the english attack phrases.
• You think that you might consider going out on Halloween as one of the Starlights.
• You're a guy and you consider going out as one of the Amazon Trio on Halloween, no matter what anybody might think.
• You become very vain, and, so that you can stay beautiful forever, you try to trap yourself in a mirror.
• Your purpose in life is to convert the dub fans to the Japanese show.
• "Baka" is your most frequently used insult.
• You see a white cat in an airport, your eyes get big and watery, and you scream "ARUTEMISU!!!"
• You try to make them play "Kaze mo sora mo kitto" at a dance party.
• Your Japanese professor calls you "Seeraamuun-san". And you scream with joy...
• You unconsciously rename any woman with short blond hair Haruka.
• You see a girl who has dyed her hair aqua and just BARELY manage to go up yelling at her, "MICHIRU-SAN! I've found you at last!!"
• You wish you were in the Three Lights fan club.
• You don't even care how or why the Three Lights become girls. It's Sailor Moon. Takeuchi-sama knows what she is doing and will explain when she feels we are ready to handle such sacred knowledge.
• You can't figure out why people don't think powers like "supakuringu waido puressha" and "baningu mandara" and "sutaaraito honiimuun serapii kisu" don't sound like English.
• You have a copy of Prof. Tomoe's insane laughter as your default beep.
• If you hear one more person mention the Outer Scouts, Star Scouts, and Evil Scouts (ANIME-MATES!! [sp?]) you'll strangle someone.



• While everybody else is happy that SM is coming back in NA, you're depressed because of how they'll mangle the outer senshi.
• You paid homage to Haruka on January 27th (and/or Hotaru on January 6th, etc).
• The first word you learned in hiragana was "ChibiUsa".
• You start noticing strange things about your RPG video games (some of the BGM sounds like Moon Revenge, one of the female characters has a laughing pose just like Esmeraude, etc).
• You started a betting pool on exactly who ChibiChibi's mother is.
• You also start a betting pool on exactly what the last episode will end like.
• You consider flying to Japan to see episode #200.
• You wait in line 10 hours for Star Wars tickets expecting it to be all about Seiya, Taiki, and Yaten.
• You begin debates about who is coolest, the Inner Senshi, Outer Senshi, or Starlights.
• For the third time this week you've gone to school with a gold hoop earring in your left ear, and your friends are really starting to worry... I mean, first the haircut, then the tan hairdye, and now the earring...
• You become your school's star basketball player and develop the habit of intimidating the other team by holding the ball up in the air and shouting out "World Shaking!" right before you shoot.
• You take up volleyball in order to become more like Minako.
• Everytime your computer boots up the Outer Senshi BGM starts playing.
• The violin is now your favorite instrument.
• The piano is now your favorite instument (why not, when there's a violin? ^-^)
• You're gonna make sure your baby cousin's first words are ChibiChibi, even if it kills you...
• Characters from other anime start reminding you of your favorite SM characters (Sasami and ChibiUsa, Ryoko and Haruka, Ryo-ohki and Diana, etc.)
• Anytime you enter a room you start snapping.
• You hang out in a group of 3 people. One with brown hair, one with pale hair, and one with black hair. You suggest that you all start wearing leather fukus and pose as the Starlights.
• You paint a black star on your briefcase at work. When running into your boss, you open it up and expect a daimon to pop out and take your boss's heart crystal.
• After bumping into a guy in a tuxedo you pull out a whip and try to trap his shadow to a tree. It worked for Tigerseye, didn't it?

• Otome no Policy doesn't seem to annoy you any more.
• You try teaching the rest of your Japanese class Moonlight Densetsu for extra credit (True story!)
• You don't think guys turning into girls is a big deal, and wonder why non-anime/SM fans think it's... "REALLY WEIRD".

• You watch the NA version, and say "Hey... they cut out a scene!!" and proceed to explain the cut scene in detail, annoying everyone in the room.
• You start to pronnounce Sailor Moon as Serra-Muun when you talk about the show to your friends.
• You involuntarily slip a few Japanese words into a conversation... and you don't even speak Japanese (due to watching too many fan-subbed episodes). Then you appologize... in Japanese (gomen.. er.. I mean.. Sorry...).
• You call out the Japanese attacks while watching the NA version... and realize you've forgotten what the NA attacks WERE!
• You think the names of the Japanese attacks make sense... (Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss..???).
• You buy yourself a bow and arrow set and light the arrowhead on fire, prepare to shoot, and whisper, "Flame..." Then you shriek, "SNIPER!!!!"
• You woke up at 6 am for the last day of Sailor Moon. No, not to watch the NA one (it hasn't even returned yet!), but to the IRC meeting held on February 8th.
• "Sailor Wars" is your new idea for a fanfic, starring Sailor Galaxia, the legendary senshi (Any volunteer authors? :).
• You listen to songs, such as "La Soldier" or "Sailor War" and imagine yourself in a battlefield full of sailor warriors... what a sight!
• You get the new Amie magazine issue and find Takeuchi-sensei's new creations. You then try to find "reincarnated" characteristics of the Senshi in the new characters.
• You try to post on the newsgroup using the NA names, but you have to keep rewriting it because you can't stop using the Japanese ones.
• You talk to your friends about the characters of Sailor Moon, like Naru, Motoki, Umino, Unazuki, etc. and receive blank faces.
• You forget the NA names.
• You call meatballs odango.
• While reading the Aeneid in Latin class (Daydreaming, actually) you suddenly perk up as you hear the words "Juno", "Pallas" and "Usa" in the same sentence. Then you realize it's just Hera and Athena bickering again and look back out the window.
• You're watching "Asteroid" and see that one of the asteroids is named Helios and think it's named after Pegasus...



• You begin mispronouncing English words. i.e., Dead-o, Sai-ra, Ma-zu.
• Every time you see a pool stick and cue ball, you hit someone thinking you're an asteroid senshi.
• You see a girl with a gold dress and think she's Galaxia's daughter.
• You have a dream about Usagi and Mamoru in a language you don't understand.
• Your roommate doesn't speak Japanese, and isn't a Sailormoon fan, but can still sing "Moonlight Densetsu."
• You like Chibi-Usa (she was sooo annoying in the dub there's no way anyone could possibly like her!!).
• You drive your friends and family crazy because you only listen to Japanese music... *and* you sing along!
• You hear people talking around you and it sounds like they're speaking in Japanese.
• You think R2D2 is related to ChibiChibi (after all, his beeps DO sound like "Chibi" ^-^.)
• When nobody's looking, you stick a microphone headset on your left ear and shout out "Healer Star Power, MAKE-UP!" hoping to transform into Sailor Starhealer.
• Your friends now refer to you as a "leather wearing, finger-snapping, Usagi-chasing woman" and you don't mind- the catch is, you're male.
• At your school carnival, you swipe some face paint and paint the Uranus (or your favorite senshi's) symbol on your forehead.
• You try and build your own "Fire buster" out of your parent's cappuchino machine.
• You find out that the planet Charon is technically considered Pluto's twin planet, so you begin to wonder if out there, somewhere, lives Setsuna's twin...
• Your friends are worried that you're becoming a cross-dresser.
• You watch Megami Paradise and accuse Juliana for taking Haruka's voice.
• You repeat "Chibi...ChibiChibi" just to annoy your friends.
• You cry repeatedly everytime your hear "Talisman."
• You start hating natto with a passion without even knowing what it is. (FYI: fermented soybean)
• Your family can recite the whole Sailormoon speech even though they hate anime.

• You debate wheather to jump off a bridge or cut yourself on the wrist on February 8.
• You DON'T want DIC to continue dubbing Sailormoon because you're afraid DIC will change Haruka to "Erica", Michiru to "Shelly", Setsuna to "Susan", and Hotaru to "Victoria".
• You decide to start a club in your school for ONLY Sailormoon, then when the only half the people that show up are only DIC watchers, you spend the whole period trying to convert them to the original.

• You are extremly puzzled when non-moonies say "EWWW!!!" when you tell them about Haruka and Michiru's lesbian relationship and the Three Lights' sex change when transforming to the Sailor Star Lights.
• You get annoyed when people cringe at the mention of Haruka and Michiru's relationship and the Three Lights' henshin.
• Whenever you see a picture of anything that has to do with Sailormoon on the net, you have to print it out. Then you wonder why your printer ran out of ink in only a week.
• You have no idea what your friends are talking about when they discuss music, because the only thing you ever listen to is Sailor Moon CDs.
• You print out Japanese Sailor Moon lyrics and put them in your binder just so you can sing the songs at school.
• Your favourite expression is "nani nani?".
• Even your family calls the Senshi by their Japanese names.
• You take a Japanese course for the sole purpose of understanding your unsubbed episodes.
• You pronounce the Senshi's names the Japanese way (e.g. Seeraa Juptah, Seeraa Buinasu).
• You can't get to sleep without viewing this page even though you can remember all of it.
• You know all the attacks, items, weapons, and henshin phrases by heart.
• You actually know their meanings as well!
• Your dream is to own the largest Sailormoon web site on the net.
• Something gets sad, happy, impressive, and "Otome no policy" seems to automatically come into your head.
• You downloaded the MOVs from eps. 196-198, and everytime a senshi died you burst into tears.
• You call your teacher "Haruna-sensei" and the class nerd "Umino".
• You find out that DiC might be dubbing more SMR episodes, and you pray that something goes wrong with the deal. Who knows what they'll do with Black Lady!
• You gather as many friends together as it will take to have people dressed as each of the senshi on Halloween.
• You start calling the red-head (the one you hate) in your class "Snail Lady".



• One of your friends look like Cooan.
• Whenever your moonie friend says an NA SM name, you reply "Who?". Your friend starts describing the character, and you finally realize its Japanese counterpart.
• It's sad when someone knows who "Serena" is but not who "Usagi" is.
• You call your girlfriend Usako.
• You know who Chibi Chibi is.
• You see Sailor Moon stuff and leap with joy, but you don't buy it because it's based on the NA SM.
• You see the Hale-Bopp Comet and wonder how the Senshi will deal with this new invader to our peace solar system.
• You see the famous HB Comet and yell, "It's Princess Snow Kaguya! Quick turn on the senshi signal!"
• You scream out the attacks and henshin phrases and nothing happens. You just stand in a certain position looking stupid.
• Every time before you enter the shower, you unconciously say "Ma-ku-ri A-ku-a Ra-pu-so-di" or "Di-pu Su-bu-ma-gu."
• You think it's unfair that there are Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium, and Mercury, but no such elements, like Moonium, Marsium, Venusium, Jupiterium, Saturnium, so you plan to grow up to be a scientist and create the missing elements.
• Every thing you do is based on this list!
• You sent Naoko Takeuchi-sama a letter to convince her that only 200 eps. are surely not enough for you and all the moonies on the face of the earth.
• When you recieve no reply from her, you think, "Hmm, maybe I should go and see her personally..."
• You start thinking from the minute that episode 200 has finished that "Oh no, how would I ever survive in this cruel world without Sailormoon?!"
• Just when you were thinking that you've finally got over the overwhelming sadness that occured on February 8th, it was then that someone mentioned the word Sailormoon that you couldn't stop yourself from bursting into tears.
• In the same way, while watching "Star Wars", you can't stop thinking about Sailoruranus's Space Sword!

• You think, "Well... if there's Star Wars Trilogy, why shouldn't there be Sailor Moon Pentalogy?"
• You wear black, and take one minute of silence in memory of Sailormoon on the dreaded 8th.
• You split up with your girlfriend because you've just found out that she hates Sailormoon.

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Um... because I have no sense of humor or ideas of my own (yes, _I_ am a living lame-o), I'm depending on all you original SM viewers out there to email me some ^_^. Please contribute to help this page grow into a popular place where the REAL Sailormoon fans or original SM recruits can come to and have a little laugh, chuckle, giggle, etc. on the Japanese Sailor Moon series and/or manga :) Thanks to all who are taking their time to contribute to this newbie's page ^_^. I encourage you people who've only seen the NA eps. to check out Hitoshi Doi's summaries or find a fansubber to get subbed tapes from an d experience the true, original, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon. (Yeah, that sounded lousy... but at least I tried ^_^)