Uchi no tendou doujyou isourou
Ranma tsura~i shugyou no Jusenkyou
masa ni higeki!// mizu o kaburu tto
onna ni natchau fuzaketa taishitsu
Akane no iinazuke!

Ranma "Omee kawaiku nein dayo."
Akane "Jyodan ja nai wa yo. Anna hentai, okotowari yo."
Genma "Uumu, nani kara hanaseba yoi no yara."
"Ranma, korosu." Shampuu

Ranma "Temee, nani shiyagaru!"
Kunou "Hito yonde, furinkan koukou no aoi ikazuchi."
Soun "Setsumei shite morao ka, Ranma-kun."
"O---ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-!" Kodachi

Muusu "Ora no waza o, tejina yobayari suru ki ka!?"
Obaba "Muko-dono, tashou wa dekiru yoo jya no."
Happousai "Ha-ha-haa- Akane-chan no panti-!"
"Buii-, buki-!" Ryouga

Uchi no tendou doujyou isourou
Ranma tsura~i shugyou no Jusenkyou
masa ni higeki!// mizu o kaburu tto
onna ni natchau fuzaketa taishitsu
Akane no iinazuke!

Okyaku-san, kokko yo. Densetsu no shyugojyo jusenkyou.
Okyaku-san, monosuki ne.
Taihen kiki na no de, mou dare demo tsukatenai no yo, kono shyugojyo.

Oh, okyaku-san nani wo suru ne!
Izumi ni ochitara taihen yo.
Aiyaa~, Nyannichuan ni ochite shimata!

Nyannichuan wa sengohyakunen mae wakai musume ga oboreta
Higeki teki densetsu ga arunoda yo!
Irai soko de oboreta mono, minna...
Wakai musume no sugata ni nate shimau majinai teki izumi
Hora miro, musume ni nate shimata.

Ranma "Inochi wa sutete mo otoko o suteru kiwa nakatta wai!"
Ryouga "Furinkan koukou wa doko da?"
Kasumi "Saotome no Oji-sama, asagohan desu yo."
"............" Genma

Shampuu "Ranma, sekinin toru yoroshi."
Obaba "Tate ni hyakunen ilitoran wa, ha-ha-!"
Nabiki "Fooroo ni natte nai wa yo, onee-chan."
"Yoshi yoshi, yoshi." Akane

Kunou "Kisamam Akane-Kun ni taishite narenareshii."
Sanzenin "Tsure ga, shitsurei shita ne."
Azusa "Sharurotto wa Azusa-chan no mono desu wa!"
"Buii-, buki-!" P-Chan

Dakedo Akane warau tto kawaii yo

Uchi no tendou doujyou isourou
Ranma tsura~i shugyou no Jusenkyou
masa ni higeki!// mizu o kaburu tto
onna ni natchau fuzaketa taishitsu
Akane no iinazuke!  "Katte ni kimeru na yo!"
Akane no iinazuke! "Meiwaku dawa!"
Akane no iinazuke!