Length:..................10 and 1/4 inches long
Width:...................4 inches at the widest point
Age:.....................Unknown (twilight zone music plays for a brief second)
Origin:..................From some guys lawn.
Point in life:...........Why don't you come here and ill show you.. ehh ehh.
All I've got to say is.. you mess with me.. you gotta answer to the twig. This towering collossus of incredible power can furriously deliver a blow of static like porportions at unbelivable speeds. What does that mean? Static cling like nothing else! ¦D BWA HA HA HA HA!!! You may have a rare chance at marveling in the twigs massive beauty... For there is rarely chance when the time is worthy enough to get out the twig. But if you must.. you can make a specticale out of it in Geocities Tokyo Terrace chat room. Only then.. will you truely live.