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hqaho - 11/03/00 03:30:13

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LOve da weapon review get one the PowerClip

hqaho - 11/03/00 03:30:03

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LOve da weapon review get one the PowerClip

X-NeRf - 10/30/00 15:18:19

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MuWhAhaHa!!! I have awaken! What?1 Site hasn't been updated for over 7 months?! Hmmmm.. Break out the chainsaw!!!

The Monkey - 10/14/00 04:39:05

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Whoa Whoa Whoa now. Lets not forget that this site has not been updated in about seven months and I think the monkey who made this page has died of old age by now. Either that or he's just been sleeping. Oh well, I guess we're al doomed either way, but ma be a banana will help ease the pain. This site is very promising, but without updates, it's sinking slowly into obsolescnce and disrepair, kinda like the ancient mayan temples.. ANYWHO, that's a totally different story about my childhood as a young banana eater. But for now, maybe we can all have a pepsi. :)

VoRtEx SnIpEr - 08/15/00 17:58:32

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Dude phat site u got goin' on hear!!!!

Duke nukem - 07/03/00 16:04:06
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/barcalow/
My Email:dukenukemttk@hotmail.com

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One of the best and in depth Nerf sites out there.

The Monkey - 06/01/00 06:52:46

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Hello Again! I am here to bring the happy news of the world to this little page. Ohhh let me think here, hmmmmmmm.......ahh forget it, I can't think of anything. So, I guess I'll just give some advice to ya'll. Make a banana milkshake, relax, and watch th trees grow as ya listen to "flowing" from 311. Life's too short to not be happy, so if you're not doing something that makes you happy, then you should immediatly do something that does make you happy. Whew, that was confusing. If you didn't get that, th t's ok, just remember the part about the banana milkshake. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Kyle - 03/28/00 18:14:03
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ne/nerf1
My Email:maveric94@hotmail.com

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i read your article about violent nerf guns and i totally agree, it's only about fun, they seem to just need something to complain about. nice page

The Monkey - 02/28/00 05:09:23

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I have some good news for you people! Vortex has released a new gun called the power strike. SO, I went to my local target and bought one! Let me describe it to you first. It's got two barrrels and the cocking mechanism is on top. It is purple and silver nd about 1.5 feet long. It comes with two types of ammo; the small green rings, and the larger orange ones, except they are painted yellow. What's cool about this gun is that you can fire the barrels seperatly, or at the same time. Plus, you can put one g een ring and one yellow ring on each barrel, to shoot four rings at once! It's almost like a shotgun since the rings spread about a foot or two apart after 15 to 20 feet. This makes it much harder to dodge. The only bad thing is the accuracy on this gun. he rings don't go as far, and there is no real "sight" or line to aim along, since the cocking mechanism sticks out of the top and blocks your view. You can't turn it sideways either, because then it wont shoot for some wierd reason. But, despite these dr wbacks, it is a very useful gun, since it fills the role of a medium range assualt rifle nicely. I recommend you buy it, but that's just my opinion and if you don't like it, don't blame me :)

The Monkey - 02/13/00 21:57:11

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Hello! I haven't written in a while, so I decided that I needed to get this guestbook up to date with my most recent babblings. I have a few things to say, plus a modification for ya. I'll start off with a thank you for putting up my ideas on your page. A d I think you have the right idea with the pokemon links 'cause everyone knows that pokemon suck and are reincarnations of satan (or Bill Gates, whichever you prefer.) And now, my modification for the firestorm. It's really simple actually, all you do is ut off about the first six inches of the barrel with a saw and take off the shoulder rest at the back by sawing it off also. When you are done, it should look like a large pistol, roughly the size of a wildfire. Next, cut off about a half-inch piece of st aw and tape it to the top of the gun so that now you have a little sight to aim through. I have actually done this on my firestorm and it works very well. It's now lighter, smaller, accuracy is the same, and if I get a jam, it's very easy to dislodge the ullet since I don't have to get a stick or whatever to reach down the barrel, I can just get it with my hand. Alrighty then, I think I've talked myself out, and I'll see you all again at another time :)

AnonSk8er - 01/08/00 21:59:33
My URL:http://www.homestead.com/RebelCClan/welcome.html
My Email:DaveDHL@aol.com

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GREAT Site. Lots of Nerf info

X_NeRf - 12/31/99 23:07:30

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Hey Monkey, I'm going to put your idea for a Nerf Shotgun, in the Ideas and Things section.

David - 12/31/99 00:54:13

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I'm back, and I'd like to say that Nerfcenter definitely sucks. They stole NO's messageboards WHILE NerfOnline was down. I'd like to kick Andy's ass.

The Monkey - 12/24/99 21:07:40

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Shit!, I just finished writing this really long message, but then I clicked the Start over button and now I'm writing it all over again. Anyways, I thought of a modification to make the Tornado more accurate if you took the front cover off. All you do is ape a 1' long 1/4" strip of cardboard to the middle of the top of the gun so that it faces outward from the "barrel", towards the little orange thingy. Then, you just tape a 1/8" x 1/8" strip of cardboard to the end of your strip and there is your front s ght! Use the crack that runs along the top of your gun as the back sight. NExt, I have a question. How does everybody hold the Firestorm? I have the shoulder rest in the crack of my elbow because it keeps slipping off when I put it against my shoulder. Lastly, I have one useless idea to contribute. My idea is that Nerf or someo e should make a shotgun type gun which would probably be like the big bad bow except that it would have a little detachable ball on the end that would have maybe five darts stuck into little holes in it. SO, you could cock it back and fire all the darts a once, then you would be able to remove the ball on the end and put an already reloded one on. Now that would be manly! ALrighty, I am done now, but I shall leave you all with three bits of advice. The first one is to download the MP3 12 days of x-mas fro BLizzard's website (www.blizzard.com). If you have ever played Staarcraft, you will really enjoy it. IF you haven't though, I doubt you'll understand it. My second bit of advice is to Have Fun, be Young, and Drink Pepsi. And finally, my last bit of advic is to have a merry christmas!!

The Monkey - 12/12/99 02:06:51

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Hi folks! I haven't been here in a while, but that would be because I'm a very busy monkey! I agree with ya X-nerf, nothing has happened. The only thing I can think of is that nerf came out with this useless single barrel ball shooter. I pity anyone who w uld buy that piece of junk. What I really want to know though, is when is the Gatling Storm gonna come out? Any answers would be helpfull, thanks. ;)

X_NeRf - 12/02/99 05:37:35
My URL:http://here
My Email:X_NeRf@hotmail.com

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Just in case if anybody thinks the site has died, it hasn't. I'm not going to let this site become one of the Nerf sites that don't become updated in a year. Right now, there's nothing new and I havn't recieved any submitions from anybody for a while. Wan a' help? send me ideas on how to make tmy page better. This is just to let you know that the page will be updated when something new happens. -X_NeRf

The Monkey - 10/29/99 17:54:49

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Hey everyone! After I wrote the message below, I went out and was surprised to see that there was a nerf arena blast demo! So, I downloaded it and immediatly began playing it. That's about the time I discovered the shocking truth. This game sucks so much ss, any sensible person who has played the demo will not even think about buying this game. The graphics are ok, but the player models suck, the AI is terrible beyond compare, and the thing this game lacks most is that it really doesn't capture the suspen e or action of a nerf war. On the plus side though, the guns are modeled really well, and since this game is probably more for little kids, that kinda lessens some of the faults it has. Now remember, that this is just my opinion on the demo, and maybe thi gs will improve a little when the real game comes out.

The Monkey - 10/29/99 00:49:24

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Hello everyone! I am back from my long hybernation in which I was dormant for a good 6 weeks. Yea, I know, I know, you're thinking to yourself; damnit, if only I were that monkey fellow, then I could miss school and miss work and all that other evil stuff Well guess what! I think that you people should think again about what you wish for, 'cause it's harder than you think being dormant for six weeks! First off, you don't get any food or water, and you have to live on that fat you stored up from eating tho e bananas during the summer. Then, you never get to do anything, you just sit (or lay) there and it seems like you're just wasting away (which you basically are). Lastly, to top it all off, you are freezing to death the entire time! So believe me, you do ot wish you could hybernate during the winter months. Anyways, back to happier topics that really don't conern nerf guns, but oh well! I just got the quake 3 test, which I think is really awsome, but not as fun or exciting as unreal tournament. Yes, I kno , it is only a test, but if that were the real game, and the unreal tournament demo was the actual game, I would have to go the way of unreal tournament. I strongly suggest you download it if you already haven't. Lastly, I think that the Nerf arena blast ame isn't going to be that good. Yea, i know, my opinion is merely based on the screen shots and any info i could find, but that's what i think right now. What I think is going to make the game bad is the fact that it doesn't seem that interesting. The gr phics and stuff will dazzle you at first, and the various gameplay modes will be real fun, but after a while, my guess is that most people will turn back to thae types of games that provide more replay value. One example of a game that provides tremendous "replay value" is one of my all time favorite games Starsiege Tribes. That game is so addicting and fun, it's just overwhelming. I could play that game forever. Okey dokey, I think I'm done talking now. Oh yea, one more thing: WILL SOMEONE, ANYONE, OTHER HAN DAVE AND I PLEASE WRITE SOMETHING ON THIS GODFORSAKEN MESSAGE BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

David - 10/21/99 02:11:19
My Email:budwyzer77@hotmail.com

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Does anyone come here besides me and the monkey? Or are we just the only ones that sign the guestbook? FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT KICKS ASS, SIGN THE GODDAM GUESTBOOK!!!

The Monkey - 09/23/99 03:36:53

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Yea Dave, Whoo Hoo!! Someone but me actually signed the guestbook! Girl Power! err..nevermind that last thing :-D

Dave - 09/11/99 22:49:11
My Email:budwyzer77@hotmail.com

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This site kicks ass. All other Nerf sites suck compared to this one.

The Monkey - 09/08/99 03:55:23

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Alright, enough of this nonsense. I, as ruler of all that is monkey, hereby proclaim that anybody who is reading this, besides the extraordinary man who created this page, must sign the guest book. If you do not sign the guest book, I, and all my monkey d sciples shall find you and torture you for the rest of your ptiful existance. Therefore, i think that you may find it in your best interest to sign this guest book. Thank you, and have a nice day :)

X_NeRf - 07/28/99 17:25:10
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/tokyo/bridge/6586/nerf_page.html
My Email:X_NeRf@hotmail.com

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You're right Monkey, seems like your the only signing the guestbook besides Lord Gothmog. If anybody is reading this, sign the guestbook too, because I need to know who's coming to my page! I'd be glad to put up a review of the Wildfire but, I don't own it, nor, have I used it. If you or anybody else has used it, send your review, or reviews to me and I'll put it up in an upcoming User Review section.

The Monkey - 07/28/99 02:56:40
My Email:i cant tell you

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I seem to be the only person who is writing messages here, damnit! Oh well, i just wanted to request that you put a review up on how great the wildfire is so that it may convince others to buy it also.(Although I don't see how getting hit in the face with 20 darts won't convince somebody:) Once, more great job on your page!

The Monkey - 07/07/99 15:11:04

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I see u have updated your site! Amazing, considering you have updated your site 4 times in the time it took other nerf pages to update once! keep up the good work and may you live in harmoney with the bananas.

- 06/30/99 18:21:05

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The Monkey - 06/24/99 06:16:26
My Email:jgreene@speedchoice.net

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WUHAHA! I am here again and after spending many a day looking at other nerf sites, I must again say that yours is the best. Therefore, as the Supreme Ruler of All Monkeys, I award your site the highest honor that can be given: The Golden Monkey Award! Gre t Job, keep it up!

- 06/24/99 06:15:40

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Your site is the best I have seen. Also the most updated site, which gives it a 10 out of 10 in my book. Great Job, I will visit often

Lord Gothmog - 06/03/99 20:07:29
My URL:http://www.idonthave.one
My Email:orthis@either

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Your sire has earned a 9.5 out of 10(when the reviews are done, it gets 10),makeing it a 'Lord Gothmog aproved site' Congratulations! This site is the best i've seen since spoon1's site died.(may it rest in peace, and be vistited often.) I should be here on the message board a lot. Great site!

Lord Gothmog - 06/01/99 19:52:40
My URL:Pity me, I don't have one...Yet.
My Email:Or one of these.

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This site has earned a 9.4 out of 10 (get the reviews done, and it gets 10), makeing it a 'Lord Gothmog aproved site. Congratulations! Not many site have that honor. Trust me, I'm hard to please. Lots of great links to the best sites, a vast arsanal(he he he)of guns reviewed, cool pic on the main page (I'm a big Street Fighter fan too.), Good mods, overall, Excellent site! Expect me on the message board regulurly!

Lord Gothmog - 06/01/99 19:43:12
My URL:Pity me, I don't have one... yet.
My Email:not this either.

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This site has earned a 9.4 out of 10 (get the reviews done, and it gets 10), makeing it a 'Lord Gothmog aproved site. Congratulations!

Lord Gothmog - 06/01/99 19:43:04
My URL:Pity me, I don't have one... yet.
My Email:not this either.

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This site has earned a 9.4 out of 10 (get the reviews done, and it gets 10), makeing it a 'Lord Gothmog aproved site. Congratulations!

Hal Bergman - 05/24/99 22:07:24
My URL:http://www.pixielated.org/nerf/
My Email:Hal@NerfOnline.hypermart.net

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Hey, Your site's a lot better than mine. It's great! Hal Bergman Manager, NerfOnline

BlAkE - 05/21/99 01:40:56
My URL:http://members.xoom.com/BLAKEBEAR/Anime.htm

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Your site is pretty cool. I printed a picture with my glossy and hanged it up.

X-NeRf - 04/29/99 23:23:05
My Email:X_NeRf@hotmail.com

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Hey peoples, welcome to my guestbook! Leave a message, leave a tip or whatever else you wanna say to me.

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