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And now, some news from our sponsors: Are you the kind of person that has more friends in the net that in real life? Have you visited every single SM site in the web? Are you starting to lose weight because you rather pay internet's phone bill than buy food? Is your best idea of fashion the K-Mart's summer catalogue? Did your cat learn to use the PC by looking at you?	Do you spend such a long time with your computer that it already has a nickname? Last party you attended was your 3 year old cousin's. The way you see life resembles the images below?
	You worked all the summer as a waiter. Do your glasses look like the base of the Coca-cola bottle? The most exciting thing in your life is going to the mall, and have a peek at the cool people who do have a life? You got to the end of this list?

Infomercials

And now, some news from our sponsors:

Are you the kind of person that has more friends in the net that in real life?
Have you visited every single SM site in the web?
Are you starting to lose weight because you rather pay internet's phone bill than buy food?
Is your best idea of fashion the K-Mart's summer catalogue?
Did your cat learn to use the PC by looking at you?

Do you spend such a long time with your computer that it already has a nickname?
Last party you attended was your 3 year old cousin's.
The way you see life resembles the images below?

You worked all the summer as a waiter.
Do your glasses look like the base of the Coca-cola bottle?
The most exciting thing in your life is going to the mall, and have a peek at the cool people who do have a life?
You got to the end of this list?

Then you are a perfect candidate for our foundation! Yes, you need a life, now!
We are a charity organization that gives away lives just for a symbolical donation, that helps us providing desperate cases as yours for almost no charge.

Our broad catalogue offers any kind os lifestyle you may dream of.
Ever wished to be a famous singer?
*Public yells: YES!*
Or may be a rich millionaire with a house in the Riviera or a great Pent house in Manhattan?
*Umino! UMino! UMIno! UMINO!*
So what should you do?
*Tell us, Umino!*

Dial 1-800-umino-get-me-a-life this instant, and you will get a jet-set life style program that you can easily install in your drive, hardly using any memory. But that's not all, oh no. You also get a new digital sound computer system, so your virtual parties are the loudest, an expensive-car-like chair, an Umino's exclusive new wardrobe and two tickets for you and your best friend for the net-simulated-Academy-Awards, where stars as Mizuno, Ami and Kino, Lita walk through the html red carpet.
*OOooohhh Tell us more!* awards

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And you can take it for the ridiculous price of $99.99!
*Claps and ovations*
And if you are one of the first 2,000,000 people to call, you will get a celebrity of your choice as a date (not Molly/Naru included), and "Umino's tips on how to be a cool nerd" first edition, published by Tuxedo-Umino Books.

Dial 1-800-umino-get-me-a-life now!
Now back to our show.