M0RT's HATE-PAGE

Like any normal and sane person, there are some things that make me..ummm..not so sane and normal, y'know? And a few of those things are:

Sailor Moon aka Serena aka Usagi Tsukino If I were some dumb Negaverse baddie I'd have taken a stab at her while she transforms. God knows it takes her long enough! And how can anyone fight with all those frills? Insipid, big-eyed, anime chicks piss me off.. hrrrmph!

Okay she looks cute here.. but that's not the point!

Gwyneth Paltrow ARRRRRRGH!!! She's so annoying! She robbed Cate Blanchett out of an Oscar! I saw *both* Elizabeth AND Shakespeare In Love and I thought Cate's performance was better. Yeesh.. [No pic of Gwyneth will be put up due to her over-exposure]

Ppl who spit their gum out on the street and I end up being the unfortunate one who steps on it! If I ever find you.. I'll uhhh.. I'll shove your stupid gum down your throat! Or better yet -- right where the sun don't shine! That's right, pal! Go to gum-chewers' hell or something. Hmmmph! Ruin my good shoes...!

Lara Croft Could your jugs BE any bigger, gurl?? Now I know how the terms "racks" and "shelves" came about... hehehhe.. d'oh! On the bright side, if she were a real person she could do her good deed by feeding a small nation! ^.^

I did say this was a Hate Page...

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