Punishment
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they came upon
this harem with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly
with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of
all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must
pay for what you have done today. You will each be punished, and in a way
corresponding to your profession."
The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a
living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Alright, shoot his penis off!",
said the sheik.
He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did
for a living. "I'm a fireman", said the second man. "Alright, burn his penis
off!", said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a
living?"
And the third man answered, with a big smile on his face, "I'm a
lollipop salesman!"
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