Slight Mistake
Two two-bit thieves decided to rob a bank together.
The first robber, we'll call #1, plans the robbery and goes over the plan
with the second robber, #2, in great detail.
The robbery begins. #1 drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and
says to #2, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You
are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than
three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"
"Perfectly," said #2.
#2 goes in the bank while #1 waits in the getaway car.
One minute passes . . .
Two minutes pass . . .
Seven minutes pass . . . and #1 is stressed out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes #2, with the safe
wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time #2 gets
the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the
security guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear are down around
his ankles while he is firing his weapon.
As the robbers are getting away, #1 says "You are such a idiot! I thought
you understood the plan!"
#2 said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," said #1. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD
and blow the SAFE!" (
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