The Day the World Really DID Turn Purple!
by Minako
Sailor Moon belongs to Naoko Takeuchu; Magic Knight Rayearth belongs to
CLAMP; Ranma 1/2 belongs to Rumiko Takahashi; Fushigi Yuugi belongs to Watase
Yuu; Doink belongs to Hotaru/Amber. I claim no right to their genius, just to
my insanity.
SD = super deformed - aka chibi
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Little SD Minako-Chan was walking down the street for no particular
reason when she saw Little SD Hotaru Chan run by with a paintbrush and a can
of paint. Minako-Chan already knew that Hotaru-Chan was crazy so she thought
nothing of it. She continued to walk when she noticed that a mailbox was
purple. She blinked at it a few times and then went back to walking. A while
later she noticed a purple house. It took her a bit longer to register this.
She then walked along looking at the sky. After about five minutes she
noticed that the sky was also purple. She sweatdropped. "Ano...." She said.
It then clicked. "It's gotta be Hotaru." She said to herself since she has a
slight problem with talking to herself (We're not going into that.) She ran
in the general direction that she'd seen Hotaru go in and soon found her
friend. "Purple! Hahahahahahaha!!!" She yelled while throwing paint at
everything in sight. She splashed Minako-Chan with the paint and Minako
sweatdropped yet again. "This was a brand new fuku!! How dare you destroy
it." Little SD Minako-Chan magically changed into Umi and Umi called Ceres.
"Hotaru-Chan!" She growled. "Big, humongous, killer, over-sized MIZUNO RYU!!"
Ceres/Umi attacked with the water dragon and Hotaru-Chan disappeared through
a casa she recently borrowed from Little SD Chichiri. Minako magically
followed through sheer will power at the anger because of her destroyed fuku.
They ended up in a cold spring since Hotaru-Chan doesn't have any sense of
direction. Little SD P-Chan glared at Minako-Chan who was no longer in Ceres
since the cold water had washed off the purple paint. She was laughing at the
little pig. Hotaru/P-Chan changed back into Hotaru-Chan by using Doink's
esper-type powers. "Minako-Chan no BAKA!!" She magically pulled out the paint
can and dunked Minako-Chan in purple paint. She then transported both of them
through the casa before the paint could be washed off. They landed in the
middle of a desert. When they landed Hotaru-Chan glared at Minako. "I am not
P-Chan." Minako ignored Hotaru and whimpered at the paint all over her fuku
and then noticed where they were and growled at Hotaru. "Where are we?!?"
Hotaru-Chan shrugged. She had no directional sense, how was she supposed to
know? "Where's the casa?" Hotaru-Chan shrugged again. Minako-Chan growled as
chi energy flared up around her. Hotaru-Chan ran away and when she was a safe
distance from Minako she went into Windam and flew away. "HOTARU-CHAN!!!!!"
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Almost a month later Hotaru-Chan finally made it home after days of
searching. Since she didn't know where she started from, and she had no
directional sense it was very difficult for her to get anywhere, especially
where she was going. When she got there she went upstairs fully intending to
flop on her bed and stay there for a very long time. She got to her room. She
flopped on her bed. She tried to figure out what was wrong with her room. She
sat up and looked around. All her shelves were where they should've been, the
stuff on her floor was supposed to be there, Minako-Chan was standing in the
corner, the...wait....Minako-Chan's standing in the corner!?! "Minako...."
Minako glared. "How did you get out of the desert?" Minako glared even
harder. "I. Have. A. Mashin. Too." She didn't sound too happy. Hotaru figured
she'd been waiting for a while. The chi energy flared again (Minako finds it
very useful at times like these.). Through the fear at just what Minako was
planning to do, Hotaru noticed that Minako's fuku was still faintly purple.
Minako threw the chi energy at her with an incredibly loud scream. "Silent
Wall!" The blast stopped. Barely. Minako's chi was still strong "HOTARU!"
Hotaru jumped out her window and miraculously landed on her feet and started
running. Minako wasn't as lucky and she landed on her face. She sat up
covered in mud and purple paint from the can that Hotaru had left in the
tree. She screamed in frustration. "HOTARU-CHAN!!!! I'll get you for this."
Minako-Chan decided to get her when she found her way back (if that ever
happens) and went home to attempt to wash the purple paint out of her fuku
(and she knew she would fail miserably).
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Doink is Hotaru-Chan's Big Eyes Small Mouth Character, who's an ESPer. Hotaru
turned into P-Chan because I call her Ryouga since she has no directional
sense ^_^ C&C are welcome - daybreak_impression@yahoo.ca - kind crits are ok,
but flames make me cry.
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