Maison Ikkoku Anime Script

Episode 47
Kyoko in a Mess!
Drunk and Crazy.

Translated by Daisuke Suzuki Subtitled by William Chow Revised by Yusaka Khlai Maison Ikkoku Anime Inn Boss: So, how long do you think you can work? Godai: About a week or so. Boss: A week? Godai: Yes. Our classes are... Sakamoto: I can work over a month! All right then. Thanks a lot. You idiot. Godai: Huh? Sakamoto: You got the job... ...but you should tell them you can work for a long time. Godai: But when we have to quit... Sakamoto: Then that's it. Quit quickly. Godai: You think so? I had a bad feeling about this new job from the beginning. Subtitle: Maison Ikkoku Episode 47 Kyoko in a Mess!. Drunk and crazy. Kyoko: Oh! Sakamoto: Oh? H..Hello. Kyoko: You're dropping by? Sakamoto: Y..Yes. Actually, Godai and I are going to be working at a nearby pub. Kyoko: When do you start? Sakamoto: Tomorrow. So I'll be staying at Godai's place for a week. Kyoko: I see. Tough work, isn't it? Sakamoto: No. Kyoko: Is that your food? Sakamoto: Yes. Kyoko: You've got so much. Sakamoto: Yeah. I'll have to survive for a week off this. Kyoko: All that in a week? Sakamoto: We're planning to eat every once in a while. Kyoko: I..I see. Ichinose: Kanrinin-san, sorry to keep you waiting. Hey, you're... Sakamoto: Hi. Kyoko: He'll be staying with Godai-san for a while. Well then... Sakamoto: Bye. Ichinose: Tell me, what were you two talking about? Kyoko: Well... Ichinose: What?! A pub?! Godai: Hey, Sakamoto! Wanna eat some Gyouza? [Gyouza - Chinese steamed dumplings.] It's today's special. Godai: Hey, the Gyouza... Sakamoto... Are you listening? Sakamoto: Listen... Godai: Wh..What is it? Sakamoto: Damn it. Just when I'm feeling really good... Godai: Huh? What's going on? Sakamoto: I just bumped into Kanrinin-san. Godai: What?! Why didn't you call me? Sakamoto: What are you talking about? You live with her, don't ya? Godai: ...Yeah. Sort of. Sakamoto: Lucky you. To have a lady like her around you... Godai: She's not exactly around me though. Sakamoto: You sure are lucky. Godai: You think so? It's pretty tough, too. Sakamoto: Is it like, ``Can't eat the pray in front of you?'' [Japanese saying - you can't sleep with a girl because you're too close to her] Godai: Yeah. What?! What do you mean by ``pray''?! Don't talk about her like that! Sakamoto: Okay! I said okay! We're back. Godai: You seriously think she'd come greet us? You idiot. Kyoko: Welcome home. Sakamoto: Hello again. Kyoko: You were taking your time, weren't you? Sakamoto: Sure. Kyoko: Do you like curry? Would you like some? I accidentally cooked a little too much. Sakamoto: Wow! Really? Kyoko: Godai-san, you too? Sure. Then I'll see you in half an hour or so. Sakamoto: Sure! I'll be looking forward to it! Thank you! Hey! We did it! What's wrong? Godai: How come she said,``Godai-san, you too?''``Too.'' Sakamoto: It's delicious! Kyoko: Isn't it a little too hot? Sakamoto: No, not at all. It's perfect. Right, Godai? Godai: Yeah. Sakamoto: Maybe I should move in here. I wouldn't mind dying if I could have a wife like you, Kanrinin-san. Any man would think that way. Right, Godai? Oh, yeah... Kanrinin-san, you drink, right? Kyoko: Alcohol? Sure, a little. Sakamoto: Then why don't you come over to the pub? Kyoko: Huh? Godai: Kanrinin-san, I'll treat you. To show my gratitude for today. Kyoko: No, I couldn't. Sakamoto: That's right. I... Godai: Please feel free to. We aren't total strangers, are we? Kyoko: But... Godai: You've been nice to my friend. It's my duty to pay you back. Kyoko: I guess so. I'll go then. Godai: You promise? Sakamoto: I'll pay for your bill. Godai: No! I will! Kyoko: Sure. Sakamoto: Hey, don't get too greedy. Godai: What's wrong with that? You were grinning all over. Sakamoto: I'm just being attracted to her. Godai: Oh, yeah. Don't lie. Sakamoto: Don't you have a heart that appreciates flowers? Yotsuya: Godai-kun's been building up too much frustration! Yotsuya: Long time no see. Sakamoto: Hi. Yotsuya: Oh my. Drinking, are we? Godai: We don't have any for you, Yotsuya-san. Yotsuya: You don't? Godai: No, we don't. Yotsuya: Is that so? Godai: That's so. Akemi: Hey, good to see you again. Sakamoto: Hi. Godai: Not another intruder. Akemi: How've you been, Sakamoto-kun? Sakamoto: Just fine. Godai: Uh... Akemi: Gimme a sip. Great! Yotsuya: Playing favorites? Sakamoto: Uh... But that's my... Yotsuya: Say, don't you think Godai-kun's biased? He favors half-naked women. Akemi: Oops. Drank it all. Thanks. Yotsuya: Akemi-san, are you busy with work? Akemi: Not really. I've got tomorrow off. Yotsuya: I see. To tell the truth, I do too. Akemi: Good news, eh? Yotsuya: Good news indeed. Akemi: See you. Yotsuya: Sure. Well then... Akemi: Good night. Sakamoto: What was that all about? Godai: I've got a bad feeling about this. Chef: The Yakitori for table 3 is done! Take five orders of sake! 4 people to table 5! Hot tofu for table 4 done! Two orders of puf fish bowl. Sakamoto: Hey, you forgot a beer at table 5. Godai: Oh, yeah! Boss: Be careful! Godai: Sorry! Boss: Open the bottles. Godai: Yes, sir! Boss: Give them the bill. Godai: Yes, sir! Boss: Good evening! Over here please! Sakamoto: Oh, evening. Kyoko: Good evening. Godai: Kanrinin-san! Sakamoto: This way, please. Godai: Welcome. Boss: Godai-kun! Godai: Shoot! Boss: After that, take out the empty bottles by the cashier. Godai: Yes, sir! Sakamoto: There you go, Kanrinin-san. Kyoko: Thank you. Customer: Hey! Where's our beer?! Godai: Coming right up! Sakamoto: Would a beer be okay? Kyoko: Uh... Yes. I'm sorry. Aren't you busy? Sakamoto: It's all right. Enjoy yourself. Godai: Sorry to keep you waiting. Boss: And one dried squid! Sakamoto: Here. Godai: I'll pour it. Boss: Godai-kun! Godai: Yes, sir! Boss: Take out the empty bottles by the cashier! Godai: Yes, sir! Damn. Floormat: Thank you Yotsuya: Sorry to keep you waiting. Ichinose: You look good in that outfit. Godai: I knew they'd come.
Boss: Table 10. Godai-kun? Godai: Huh? Boss: Quit saying, ``Huh!'' This is for table 10! Ichinose: No way I could survive being poor in this dump if I didn't drink! Godai: Thank you for waiting. Godai: Here's your Yakitori. Akemi: Hi, hard-working student. Ichinose: Nice place you're working at. I like it. Yotsuya: Would you like a drink? Godai: Listen... Kyoko: Stop it, please! Godai-san is working, remember? Kyoko: Please don't bother him. Akemi: We aren't bothering him, are we? Ichinose: Sure, after all, he's treating us. Kyoko: Huh? Yotsuya: I'm quite grateful for your hospitality. Godai: Wait a sec! I don't remember giving any hospitality to you! Yotsuya: No kidding. Ichinose: I'm so glad we have such a nice neighbor. Yotsuya: He's more like one of the family than a neighbor. Akemi: Exactly. He's a generous kid brother. Sakamoto: Hello there. Enjoy your drinks. Akemi: You bet. Sakamoto: The boss is calling you. Boss: Don't talk to patrons like that when we're this busy. You aren't the host, remember? Do you understand? Godai: Sorry. Kyoko: Please stop. Godai-san just started working here today. Akemi What's wrong? Boss: Who are they? Your friends? Godai: N..No way. Akemi: Godai-kun, more beer! Boss: She just called you by your name. Godai: She must've seen my name plate. Akemi: Yusaku! Yusaku, what's keeping you?! I said we need more beer! Godai: S..Sure! Coming right up! Will you please be quiet?! Ichinose: It's okay. Godai: You're embarrassing Kanrinin-san. Ichinose: What? Godai: Look. She's blushing. Ichinose: She must be drunk. Kyoko: I'm embarrassed! Akemi: That's because you aren't drunk enough. Let's have some more drinks. Kyoko: I've had enough. Akemi: What do you mean? You haven't been drinking at all. Ichinose: Come on! Empty the mug! Empty it! All: Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! Akemi: All right! One more! Kyoko: No, I can't drink anymore. Akemi: What are you talking about? Godai: Kanrinin-san... Boss: Godai-kun! Godai: YES, SIR! Boss: Wait a sec. What goes with this Yakitori? Godai: Huh? Boss: Sauce or salt. Godai: I'll go ask. Boss: Don't go empty-handed. This is for table 9, too. Akemi: Are you drinking, Kanrinin-san? Kyoko: Yes. Woman: What's this? I didn't order it. Godai: Sorry, it's too hot to carry. Sakamoto: That idiot. Godai: Sorry. I'll take it away immediately. Kyoko: Godai-san, please use this. Godai: Kanrinin-san... Sorry. Sakamoto: I'm so sorry. He's new here. Ichinose: Don't run away, Godai! There! Godai: S-Stop it please! Please! All: Go for it! Go for it, Godai! Go for it! Go for it, Godai! Go for it! Go for it, Godai! Go for it! Go for it, Godai! Kyoko: I had a feeling this would happen. Boss: Thanks a lot! Godai: My feeling last night was right. Kyoko: Godai-san? Godai: Kanrinin-san! Kyoko: Though work, isn't it? Godai: No, it's just that I'm not... Going home? Kyoko: No. I just needed some fresh air. Godai: Are you okay? Aren't they forcing you to drink? Kyoko: I'm okay. Godai: You should leave now. They're pretty persistent. Kyoko: Certainly not! I can't leave now! Boss: Godai-kun! Stop loafing around! Godai: Sorry! Boss: Table 10 needs 5 orders of sake. Move it! Godai: S..Sure! Kyoko: That's right. I can't leave. If I don't stop them, they'll just... All: ``My wife is my bosses daughter.'' ``She is dark.'' ``But it's okay.'' ``Because she's beautiful inside.'' Kyoko: But then, how can I stop them? Akemi: Kanrinin-san, are you dozing off? Kyoko: Um... Akemi-san... Akemi The oden's pretty good, you know? Why don't you try it? Kyoko: Uh... Akemi: And the guy said, ``After work, how about dinner together?'' But he didn't look like the dinner-type of guy. Kyoko: Everyone! We should be on our way. Akemi: Huh? Yotsuya: Go home? Ichinose: Why? Kyoko: We've had enough and we shouldn't disturb Godai-san. Yotsuya: That's rather strange of you to mention. Akemi: Nobody's disturbing him. Ichinose: That's right! Ichinose: We're helping him boost the sales of the place. All: Right? Kyoko: But to really help him... Customer: What the hell are you doing?! Godai: I'm sorry! My hand slipped! Boss: I'm awfully sorry about that! Forget this and answer the phone. Godai: Sure! Akemi: Hang in there, Yuhsaku! Yotsuya: Go, Godai! All: Play! Play! Godai! Godai: Hello, this is Nomazukuwazu. All: Play! Play! Godai! Play! Play! Godai! Godai: Huh? All: Play! Play! Godai! Godai: What? All: Play! Play! Godai! Godai: Which customer? All: Play! Play! Godai! Godai: Huh? Excuse me.I couln't hear you. All: Play! Play! Godai! Boss: Godai-kun... Godai: Yes? Boss: Get the last order from table 10. Godai: Sure! Yotsuya: ``Last order?'' Godai: Yes. We're closing in a half hour. Kyoko: We've had enough. Let's go home... Akemi: 5 more orders of sake! Ichinose: Oyuiwari. Yotsuya: Bar-B-Qued whole squid. Fried Chicken. Dried squid. Ray fin. A pickled crab. And five rice balls to go. Akemi: Let's drink! Godai: Kanrinin-san, are you okay? Kyoko: What are you talking about? What about you? Godai: What about me? Kyoko: The bill... I said the bill... Godai: What was that? I couldn't hear you. Kyoko: Come over here. Godai: Can you walk? Kyoko: Come here. Godai: Sure. Boss: Sakamoto-kun, turn off the billboard. Sakamoto: Sure. Yotsuya: I can drink a lot when it's free. Akemi: There's no bottom to it! Kyoko: Look. They're really making you pay. Godai: It seems so. Kyoko: Don't say, ``It seems so.'' Do something. They get stuck up because you don't stand firm against them. Godai: Uh... Kyoko: Tonight, I'll pay. Godai: N..No, you can't do that! We need to go dutch. Kyoko: Are we dealing with people that understand moral or common sense? Godai: But... Kyoko: Leave everything to your sister. Godai: My sister? Kyoko: Exactly. Godai: Kanrinin-san, are you blasted by any chance? Kyoko: Trust me. Godai: K..Kanrinin-san, are you okay? Kanrinin-san! Kanrinin-san! Ichinose: Tonight's drinks were great. Akemi: Nicely drunk. Yotsuya: Piercing the taste of Shiratama. Free cold liquor and snacks. Sakamoto: Godai, wanna switch? Godai: It's okay! After all, she's the manager of MY apartment. Sakamoto: But aren't you getting tired? Ichinose: It's okay! Don't you worry! Let's go! Let's go! Akemi: Yeah, let's go home and drink some more. Godai: After all, she is my manager. Kyoko: Godai-san, what about the bill? Godai: It's okay. I paid it. Kyoko: Hey! Godai: What is it? Kyoko: Didn't I tell you to leave everything to me?! Godai: Kanrinin-san, you're choking me! Ichinose: What are you two playing? Akemi: Drunks are so disgraceful. Yotsuya: If you drink, don't drive. If you drive, don't drink. Godai: You're choking me! L..Let go! Kyoko: Geez! You're not obeying me! Godai: Ouch! Kyoko: I told you to leave it to me! Don't try to be cool! Trailer: Kanrinin-san went back to her parents' home. Her Mom is in bed with a cold. They wouldn't use that so they can talk about remarriage? Next episode on MAISON IKKOKU : "Godai's Revelation! I Wish You Understood My Feelings!" I don't have a girlfriend yet......but I am in love with somebody.

END of Episode 47

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