Its funny cos its true
A woman is flying in a hot air balloon and realises she is lost. She
reduces height and spots a man down below. She lowers the balloon
further and
shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet
above this field."
"You must work in Information Technology" says the balloonist.
"I do" replies the man. "How did you know."
"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is
technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
The man below says "you must be a woman."
"I am" replies the balloonist, "but what difference does that make?"
"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're
going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same
position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
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