Blonde Handyman
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
handyman-type person and started canvassing a well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had
any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you
charge?" The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and
told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in
the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and
said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way
around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it." A
short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and
I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached
in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's
not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
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