AMERICAN BUMPER STICKERS '99

Save the trees ... Wipe your ass with an owl.

Seen on the back of a biker's vest: "If you can read this, my bitch
fell off."

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?!  (Men saying this are known to die a
violent death)

If you can read this, please flip me back over... (seen upside down, on a 
Jeep)

Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.

GUYS: No shirt, no service.  GALS: No shirt, no charge.

Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"

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