Employee Evaluation  

Be sure to read through to the bottom...  

1   Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found  
2   hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without  
3   wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never  
4   thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always  
5   finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended  
6   measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee  
7   breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no  
8   vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound  
9   knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be  
10  classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be  
11  dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be  
12  promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be  
13  executed as soon as possible.  

Addendum:  
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote  
the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read  
only the odd numbered lines. 

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