Man + Woman
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Smart boss + smart employee = profits
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
Man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.
Woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she doesn't need.
Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
Man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Successful man makes more money than his wife can spend.
Successful woman is the one who finds such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand
him a lot.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate overnight.
Woman marries a man expecting he will change - he doesn't.
Man marries a woman expecting she won't change - she does.
Married men live longer than single men:
however, they are also more willing to die.
Married men should forget about their mistakes.
No point in two people remembering the same thing.
The woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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