SD Fest.
by Minako
SD=super deformed - aka chibis.
Slayers belongs to Hajime Kanzaka and Rui Araizumi; Sailor Moon belongs to
Naoko Takeuchi; Ranma 1/2 belongs to Rumiko Takahashi; Magic Knight Rayearth
belongs to CLAMP. I claim no right to their genius, just to my insanity.
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Little SD Hotaru-Chan raises her Silence Glaive in utter anger. "What
do you mean disqualified?!" The Little SD guy in a suit cowers. "Blowing up
your competition disqualifies you." He said, still cowering. She raises the
Silence Glaive even higher. "Wait Hotaru-Chan, you can't blow people up
because they disqualified you! You aren't allowed to use the Silence Glaive."
Hotaru-Chan turns to look at Little SD Minako-Chan. "Why not?" Minako-Chan
pulls out a book labelled "RULES" She points to a page."Because it says you
can't right here!" Hotaru-Chan leans over to look at the book. She then rips
out the page that says "no Silence Glaives can be used to destroy others" in
big block letters and shreds it. "Silence Glaive Su..." Thousands of little
SDs appear out of nowhere and jump on Hotaru-Chan. "No! Don't!" They all yell
at her. They begin to drag her away. She drops the Silence Glaive. Little SD
Amelia starts screaming. "It... it... she dropped it!" Minako-Chan looks down
at the Silence Glaive.
It's glowing.
Everyone else stops to look at it. Hotaru-Chan runs away. "It's gonna
blow! Run! Run like you've never run before!!!!" Little SD Minako-Chan yells.
Everyone starts running in different directions. Little SD Ryouga starts
blowing up walls that weren't there a minute ago. Little SD Akane starts
beating up little SD Ranma. "Ranma! This is all your fault!!!" Little SD
Umi-Chan is running around in circles with Little SD Mokona following her
crying, "PU! PU PU!" Little SD Fuu-Chan and Little SD Hikaru-Chan are
standing in the middle of Umi-Chan's circle. "Hikaru-San, I think Umi-San's
lost it." Hikaru-Chan nods in agreement. "Hey, Lina. What's the big rush?"
Little SD Lina stops short. "Gourry, you idiot! RUN!!" She then grabs Little
SD Gourry and starts running. Little SD Great Big Sea starts singing. "It's
the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!" Then...
KA-BOOM and WHOOSH.
The Silence Glaive starts destroying everything in reach. "Oh my."
Little SD Kasumi says. A dark form in a purple sailor fuku can be seen in the
distance, running away. "HOTARU-CHAN!!!" Minako-Chan yells.
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Many hours later and very far away...
Little SD Hotaru-Chan is sitting on a rock making herself a new
Silence Glaive. "Ho-ta-ru-Cha-a-an." Hotaru-Chan looks up to see little SD
Minako-Chan a la zombie along with thousands of other little SD zombies
coming toward her. "Ho-ta-ru-Cha-a-an no-o ba-aka-a!" Hotaru-Chan shivers and
looks down at her not even half finished Silence Glaive. She holds up her
Silence Stump in defense. "Gomen!" She cries. "I'm sorry I blew you all up!"
The SDs look at her then appear to hold a little conference. They all turn
around and look at her again. "OK. We're not mad anymore." They then promptly
turn back into un-zombied SDs. The Silence Stump then starts floating in the
air. Maniacal laughter can be heard. "I'm not sorry!" The Silence Stump
becomes the Silence Glaive again and starts to blow everything including
Hotaru-Chan up.
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Little SD Hotaru-Chan wakes up from her nightmare. She shivers and
glares at the Silence Glaive propped up beside her bed. "Bad Silence Glaive!"
She says, bopping it. The Silence Glaive then tips over.... "Oops."
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C&C are welcome - daybreak_impression@yahoo.ca - kind crits are ok, but
flames make me cry.
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