DEBT:
debt sucks ass, i'm sick of owing everybody money and thusly never having any of it for myself, i work fucking 40 hours a week just to pay for the shitty stuff i already have, fuck that! fuck collection agencys, fuck bills, fuck insurance, fuck getting into accidents with no insurance, fuck all that fucking bullshit!

MTV:
it's a weird hypnotic trance thing right, okay they'll show something every so often that i like and so like a dumbshit i keep watching it in hopes that they might show something else that i'll like, but then it never happens so i just get pissed and keep watching it/making myself pissed.

COMEDY CENTRAL:
there's only so many times you can see "mo' money" before you want to kill a program director, yes they do have gems like south park and some good standup and lots of other shit worth watching, so why not repeat that stuff instead of showing the same 4 movies all the time? for christs sake man.

VIDEO GAMES:
video games are all good. in 2 days i'm getting final fantasy 8 and a sega dreamcast. videogames are my only friend.

MY DRUM MACHINE
my drum machine sounds good, right, and i like it, but it keeps fucking running out of memory and i have to delete a bunch of shit, it sucks! i need a boss dr. 770 and an alesis datadisk so i don't have to get rid of all my fucking songs and shit

THE MIDDLE EAST
the middle east books too many fucking shitty alternative college rocker shows with lame fucking bands like victory at sea, and the only good shows are on weeknights, when i can't go cos i have to work. motherfuckers. they only book shitty bands on the weekends.

WRITERS BLOCK
writers block fucking sucks. i hate it