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  • What do Kodak Film and a Condom have in common?
    They both capture that special moment!

  • Q: How do you tell when a man has a high sperm count?
    A: You have to chew before you swallow!

  • Father: Son, you're 15, that makes you a man, take this $50 and go have sex with any lady you like.
    Son: Thanks a lot dad! I'll try and bring back some change. [ A few hours later... ]
    Father: Son, did you have a good fuck?
    Son: It was great and it didn't cost me a dime!
    Father: Wow, how is that?
    Son: I had sex with Grandma.
    Father: How could you! Don't you know she is my mother?
    Son: Sure I do, but since you fuck my mom every night, I didn't think you'd mind!
    -Thunder_1

  • This woman goes to her doctor and asks him if there is anyway she can get her breasts to grow bigger. The doctor thinks about it for awhile and tells her to rub tissue paper in between her breasts and they will grow real big. The woman, puzzled, asked, "how would that increase my breast size?"" The doctor replied, "It worked for your ass!"
    -Robb Devlin

  • A guy is driving down the street when he sees a prostitute and decides to pull over for a blowjob. Almost immediately after he leaves, he begins to itch and so the next day he goes to see his doctor. His doctor say. "I'm sorry to say, but you've got crabs." Furious at the prostitute, the guy goes looking for her. When he finds her he begins cursing at her and asks "How could you do this?"
    She replies, "What do you want for $10, Lobster!"
    -ArnelJak@webtv.net

  • A guy walks into a bar with a frog. He sits next to this real attractive lady, places the frog up on the counter, and orders a drink. The lady says, "That is a disgusting looking frog you got there." The guys says, "Yeah well lemme tell ya something. This here frog is the best damn pussy eater you ever seen." The lady is outrages and says so then promptly gets up and moves across the bar. A few hours pass and the lady starts thinking about the frog. So she staggers back up to the guy and says, "Ok prove it!"
    They run and get a hotel room. The lady gets nude and is lying on the bed with legs spread open wide. The guy takes the frog and puts it in position, then commands, "Go Homer!" The frog lays there and he commands again, "Go Homer." The frog still does nothing. He picks up the frog, tosses it into the corner and says, "If I've shown ya once I've shown ya 1000 times. Now watch how it's done!"

  • Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
    A: To keep their ankles warm.

  • A man walks into a bar and notices this other guy with a very small head at the end of the bar. Curious, he walks up to him and asks, "Pardon, I don't mean to be rude, but could you tell me why you have such a small head?" The man answered, "Well, the other day I was walking along and met a beautiful woman. When I talked to her, she told me she was a genie, and she would grant me one wish. I replied 'okay, how about a little head?' and POOF!"

  • Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
    A: You can sleep with the light on.

  • Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
    A: She blew it both times!