NARRATIVE OF PROJECT A-KO 8 THE NEXT GENERATION COMIC BOOK
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COMIC NO.
4
This comic begins with portraits and descriptions of each
character. They are all, of course,
beautifully drawn. ((!!!)) [Facetious editorial
comment....]
Caption: "For those of you not familiar with our cast of
characters (boy, you can say that again!), this story stars
----"
A-KO MAGAMI YUKI
Formerly a highschooler with super-powers, A-Ko runs her own
construction company and enjoys raising her children, Asami
and Kei Jr. She likes her life, but misses the glory days
of knocking the stuffing out of ----
B-KO DAITOKUJI
A spoiled little rich girl grown into a spoiled little rich
business executive, B-Ko can't find a man who satisfies her
exacting standards. Once the sole heir to the Daitokuji
fortune, she doesn't appreciate her father's marriage to an
alien soldier and his acquisition of a zillion kids.
HIKARU DAITOKUJI
Once an industrial pirate, handsome Hikaru is a stay-at-home
billionaire dad. Since his bride made him give up his
chicanery, there's no fun in working any more..so he's
retired. But think of all the fun he has changing diapers!
AYSHEIA LISIA NAPOLIPOLITA-DAITOKUJI (WHEW!!)
Once a disgraced alcoholic alien, "Captain" sobered up and
wasn't a half-bad engineer and pilot..and, of course,
there's those kids, kids, kids....! She runs Earth's
Central Astro Agency and keeps her staff wondering how a
girl can sound so much like a guy.
PRINCESS C-KO KOTOBUKI
Once an annoying schoolgirl and now an annoying member of
the royal family of the Lepton Kingdom of Alpha Cygni, C-Ko
rules over her all-female race. A-Ko was and is her best
pal; B-Ko is her best pal wannabe. She raises Asamalita,
her annoying child, and makes meals so vile that they are
unrivaled anywhere in the galaxy.
COMMANDER MONTY ZUMA
Not the bravest of warriors, "Mr.Director" is retired but
not forgotten. He misses Daitokuji's bribes, but has
learned to like Hawaii, tacky sportshirts (has he run into
Principal Kuno??), and tending half-alien babies...
COMMANDER LAWRENCE YASHIDA
Successor to Zuma, Larry isn't corrupt and is much more
efficient at running the Earth Defense Force. He can't
quite figure out why it's been all downhill since the aliens
crashed their ship on top of the EDF's Command Center and
squashed it flat.
HEADMISTRESS AYUMI
Formerly teacher, Miss Ayumi (a fireworks fan) now runs
Graviton City Girls High School. She nearly married Kei
Yuki until he chickened out..but is it her turn now to find
happiness---??
"D"
Once an alien soldier, she's mighty big and awful tall. Few
know her real name and many question which public restroom
she uses, but D's loyalty to her "Captain" can't be
questioned.
And, of course, there IS that hunky sumo wrestler...
YUJI AND HIDEO AZAWA
These sumo-wrestling brothers love the biggest and most
masculine ladies on the planet...D and Mari -- they just
LOVE big-boned gals!
MARI AZAWA
Bigger and tougher than most men on Earth, Mari runs a
karate school and a very tight ship at home. It seems that
her daughter, "Little Rose", is growing up to be as big and
bellicose as Dear Ol' Mom. She married a sumo wrestler, who
was about the only guy she could find who was actually
bigger than she was...
ASSORTED HUSBANDS AND BOYFRIENDS
KEI YUKI plays second-fiddle to his wife A-Ko's strength.
Once the coolest and most handsome boy in Graviton City,
Kei's hair has thinned, along with his hopes that people
will forget he once left Miss Ayumi at the altar.
AKIRA YUKI has all of his brother's charm and quite a bit of
his hair. Finding those alien girls irresistible, he courts
Arisa, one of Captain's numerous Amazon daughters.
KOSAKU SHIRASAKA is Headmaster of Graviton City Boys High.
A well-mannered and good-hearted man, he adores his
counterpart over at the girls' school -- our own Miss Ayumi!
THE NAPOLIPOLITA-DAITOKUJI GIRLS
ALIA is a favorite of Princess C-Ko and commands the Alpha
Cygnan armed forces. A mature and practical girl --
ALANA is a student at the Kyoto War College and is into
eyeliner and armed combat. The beauty of the family --
ATINA is a typical alien teen, who enjoys heavy metal
(music) and heavy metal (body armor).
ARISA is the one with a steady beau, a fact she likes to
point out to her prettier sisters...
AKANA is a spunky young lady in love with her pulse rifle.
She has no use for boys at this point.
SHIIKO AND MITSUKO (also Hikaru's girls) are quiet and
sweet. They try to stay out of the way of their wild alien
sisters.
KAZUSHI (ditto) watches the antics at the Napolipolita-
Daitokuji Mansion with her thumb planted firmly in her
mouth.
AZIA AND ARIA (ditto again) are newborns, but seem happy
enough to be part of a rich Earth dynasty.
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PROJECT A-KO 8 THE NEXT GENERATION: "BABY BABY" OR "TWO
WEDDINGS AND NO FUNERAL"
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Caption: "As you remember from our last adventure, Director-
General is expecting twins...and Daitokuji has given up
expecting a good night's sleep...
Shot of the Napolipolita-Daitokuji bed. It is very late,
but the TV is blaring. Hikaru has his pillow over his head.
Captain, who is very preggers, is sitting crosslegged amidst
a spectacular assortment of junk food, including Cheese
Crunchies, salted pretzels, and rocky road ice cream (on a
plate but melting onto the hand-embroidered satin sheets).
She is watching a rerun of the 1980's classic Kim Basinger
flic "My Stepmother was an Alien." She thinks of B-Ko and
laughs herself sick.
Cap: Hikaru-Sama...do we have any more of those little
crackers in the shape of fishes?
Hikaru (muffled): The servants will get you anything you
want. (To himself) Good thing I'm rich...my food bill
lately has been staggering...!!
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Caption: "It's a good thing that Napolipolita-Daitokuji
mansion has 120 rooms..they need the space!"
It is morning, and the bedroom now resembles Grand Central
Station. Hikaru is trying to wake up. He scratches his
eye. Kazushi, next to him, scratches hers. Captain, with
Mitsuko hanging onto her hips, is standing by the window. B-
Ko, Akana, and Alana (in Cygnan garb) stand in the middle of
the room.
Cap (puzzled): Hikaru -- we're being picketed by something
called "PLANNED PARENTHOOD."
Hikaru: YAAAWN...I'm surprised we're not being firebombed...
B-Ko (in her snottiest tone): REALLY, Father.
Akana (chiming in): We already have too many kids!
Alana (horrified at her sister's breach): Akana!! Remember
that you're Cygnan! This is the Cygnan way!
Cap (shrieking and in her traditional hands-in-her-hair
pose): What IS this -- a committee meeting? EVERYBODY
OUT!!!
Hikaru: Yawn.
Kazushi: Yawn.
Mitsuko (hanging onto Ma's waist, or what's left of it):
She can't POSSIBLY mean ME.
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Captain now sits weeping. Hikaru holds onto her shoulders;
Kazushi holds onto his.
Cap: MY CHILDREN HATE ME BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!
Hikaru: Oh no.
Kazushi: Ma!
Akana has clearly pushed the outside of the envelope, and in
doing so also further pushed her big sister's buttons.
Alana lifts her into the air; Akana squeals in protest.
Alana: YOU STINKER! YOU EARTH TRAITOR! You made Ma
CRY!!!!!
Akana: AIEEEEEE!
B-ko sneers and walks out of the room. On her way out, she
meets Atina and Arisa, who are on their way in.
Bko: There are none so blind as those who will not see.
Arisa: What's happening? What is B-Ko jabbering about?
Atina: If she's tormenting Ma and Dad again, I will
personally POUND her.
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During all of this commotion, little Kazushi becomes
overwhelmed. She is surrounded by yelling family members.
Mitsuko: DADDY! ALANA'S KILLING AKANA!
Cap: Boo Hoo my children are embarrassed by me...
Akana: Pretty soon, we'll all have to take NUMBERS!
Alana: OKAY AKANA, YOU'RE HISTORY!!!!
Hikaru; Everybody shut up!!
Bko: HAVEN'T YOU CYGNANS EVER HEARD OF POPULATION CONTROL?
Atina: B-KO, DROP DEAD!!!
Arisa: YEAH, YOU EARTH SNOTHEAD!!!
Kazushi (to herself, since no one else is listening): Even
my beloved thumb doesn't taste good right now. SNIFF. And
what's this about new babies ---?? I'm the new baby!
WAAAAAAAAH!!!
Within seconds Kazushi is being cuddled by Ma.
Cap: My poor little Kazushi. All this yelling has upset
you.
Kazushi (thinking while sucking her thumb): I'm much better
now, thanks.
B-Ko and Arisa square off.
B-Ko: Watch it, babe...I still have my Akagiyama 23 Power
Biosuit!
Arisa: You won't need that to fly through space, Toots---
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Hikaru, still exhausted and still in his PJs, has been
pushed too far for this hour of the morning.
Hikaru: ENOUGH! Make up with each other!!
Kazushi (in between thumbsucks): Enough.
Bko (to Arisa): ((How did that Amazon land Akira Yuki, I'd
like to know.....)) Sorry.
Arisa (to B-Ko): ((Spoiled snotty Earth girl!)) Sorry.
Akana: Please don't kill me, Alana!
Alana: I'll consider it. Now you go apologize to Ma.
Akana races over to her mother and almost knocks her over by
the eagerness of her hug.
Akana: I'm sorry Ma !! Am I still your "little baby"?
Cap (dazed, and not feeling all that well if the truth be
told): Of course, Akana! Now let me up so I can go to work!
Hikaru: Wake me next year.
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Caption: "Later, at the headquarters of the Central Astro
Agency...."
Captain is making her way down the hall to her office in her
custom-designed maternity Director-General's uniform. It is
not a fashion triumph. A subordinate approaches her.
Cap (to herself): If anyone thinks that this is easy, let
them try it....
Officer: Director-General Sir --- (er) Ma'am, there's an
urgent report from Jupiter Station!
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Caption: "Commander Yashida arrives on the scene!"
They are in the war room. Alarms are going off and the
luminescent screens are flickering with activity. There is
an outline of the ship being tracked on the main screen.
Yashida: Kirlian?
Cap (dialing the phone): Yes. (To herself) Of COURSE it
is!!! Apparently it's my destiny to get my butt kicked by
the Kirlians two days before my due date!!!! (Sigh) I can't
deal with this.
Hikaru, please be home! (Hikaru picks up) Hikaru-
Sama...listen. Can you get everyone over here?? The
Kirlians are paying me a return visit..and I'll bet Yashida
throws me to the wolves.
How do I feel....??? Like falling on the floor!! (She hangs
up) Who NEEDS the EDF when I have my own personal army?
(She now sprints ...to the best of her ability...down the
hall, shouting orders) WHERE'S MY AIR DEFENSE? GET ON IT!
SCRAMBLE!!!! ooof....
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Caption: "Just a short time later, at Graviton City Girls
High School -- "
Shot of Headmistress Ayumi's pink-decorated office. There
is a framed photograph of Headmaster Shirasaka on her desk.
She is listening to her intercom, or its futuristic
equivalent.
Secretary: Headmistress Ayumi -- can you dismiss the
Napolipolita-Daitokuji girls? Some sort of family
emergency.
Ayumi Sensei: Oh dear. (Thinking to herself, kind of an
Ayumi stream-of-consciousness thing, heaven help us) Oh
isn't that too bad they're all nice girls but of course
there's that green hair and gosh they're so militaristic and
their mother is so androgynous and oh my God all those kids
I would have thrown myself off one of the Graviton City bay
bridges but then again I'll have to concern myself with such
things in the years ahead after all I can't believe I am
actually MARRYING Kosaku
Shirasaka in only TWO WEEKS tee hee hee----
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Caption: "At CAA Headquarters, the plot sickens --"
Captain and Yashida are watching a large screen. Upon it
appears a handsome but grim young man.
Tokuro: I am Avilar Tokuro. I seek Captain Napolipolita and
will avenge my father's death at the hands of the Alpha
Cygnans.
Cap (disgusted): Thanks for ruining my day, you little
punk. (Sigh!) (To Yashida) Grant him permission to land.
Let's get this over with.
Yashida: You can handle this without the Earth Defense
Force. No need to involve THIS planet in a Cygnan-Kirlian
dispute.
Cap (under her breath): Thanks a LOT for your undying
support, Honey Bun!!
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Shot of the hallway at the school. Akana, Arisa, and Atina
-- all in school uniforms -- race down the hall, with
Headmistress Ayumi looking on.
Akana: YAHOO! I get to try out my new pulse rifle!
Arisa: Sure beats taking that History midterm --
Atina: Shut up and run!
Ayumi Sensei: Good luck girls and be sure to say hello to
your mother for me....
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Shot of a technician at CAA Headquarters.
Tech: The ship is landing outside Bay Twelve! Stand by!
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Caption: "The Kirlians have landed!"
Shot of three young men, who are barbaric-looking but are
also really rather... uh ...hunkalicious.
[Author's note: Bet you can't guess I'm a girl!] They are
carrying swords.
Kirlian #1 (to himself): Heh. Just wait until he sees who
captured his old man. He'll FREAK!
Tokuro: This had better be good. I traveled three light-
years to off this Lepton babe.
Kirlian #2 (to himself): If I bust out laughing, I just
KNOW he'll cut my head off ---
Young Tokuro lays eyes on his foe for the first time. His
reaction is utter shock.
Cap (ready to cut herself a wide slice of Kirlian butt):
WELL -- WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? THE NEXT MILLENNIUM????
Tokuro: Oh ----- no. You have GOT to be kidding.
Assembling behind him is Captain's "private army". It
consists of both B-Ko and Hikaru in their power biosuits
(Hikaru looks like a fruit), D and Alana in their Cygnan
swordfighting bikinis, and Akana with her pulse rifle
trained at the guy's head. A-Ko, Kei, and Atina look on.
Tokuro (goggle-eyed): I can't run her through --- she's a
pregnant OLD BAG!!!!!
Hikaru: Whoops. Wrong thing to say, Chummy.
Closeup of Captain, her lip curling, peering over her Cygnan
shades and looking like the wrath of the Great Mother.
Cap: Old.....OLD----BAG?????????????? WHY-Y-Y-Y-Y YOU
LITTLE -------
She whips out a nasty looking Cygnan hand-held flamethrower
and hits "Ignite."
Cap: YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Saved this little
honey from my ship!
Kirlians: RUN!!!
Arisa blocks Kirlian #1's path with a pulse rifle.
Arisa: NOT SO FAST, BUCKY. (Great Mother, he is totally
HOT ---)
Alana (looking gorgeous in her Cygnan fighting bikini and
black knee boots, kicking Kirlian #2
off toward the horizon): I prefer more of a challenge ---
(((BADOON !!)))
Caption: "The effect of Captain's private army is -- uh---
overwhelming!!"
The combatants are lined up, facing the three hapless
Kirlians.
Alana: Now that we've gotten your attention, Hot Stuff,
we're ready for some REAL combat...
Arisa (clutching her rifle in one hand and her Ma with the
other): Touch my Ma and I'll break your nose.
Cap (who is having a hard time standing): I'd do a flying
crescent kick, if I could get off the ground. (Looks up-and-
down at Hikaru in his biosuit) That man to my left -- I
don't know him.
Hikaru (wounded, sotto voce): HEY -- you used to LOVE me in
this outfit.....
Akana: Hey Kirlian pig-dogs...this sucker isn't set on
"stun"---
B-Ko is hanging in mid-air, upside down. Her long hair
falls over Keisama, who flinches.
Bko: There's nothing I can't do.
Kei: Oh!
Ako (in her work clothes, annoyed) Kei -- quit HANGING on
me --
Kirlian #2: That girl who kicked me across the hangar sure
is cute!
Kirlian #1 (to himself): Just wait until I tell everyone
back home about THIS!
Tokuro (his eyes rolling back in his head): I CAN'T STAND
IT.
He walks away.
Tokuro: OH, JUST FORGET THE WHOLE THING. I refuse to let
myself be involved with this group of WEIRDOS!
Akana and D are standing together; Akana is giving Tokuro
the Bronx Cheer.
Akana: NYAH NYAH!
Hikaru (shooting up to the ceiling): B-KO! I HIT THE WRONG
SWITCH!!!!
Bko: Oh, for heaven's sake, Father.
Cap (exultantly waving her fists in front of her, as she
does when savoring victory): HA HA! YOU WEENIE!!!!
Shot of the Kirlians walking out of the hangar. Akana is
laughing hysterically and pointing at them. Keisama and A-
Ko are in the foreground. Captain is giving them her final
shot.
Cap: DON'T LET THE DOOR SLAM YOU IN THE BUTT! ooh my
back
Kirlian #1 (to himself): Har har!
Tokuro: If you guys tell ANYONE about this, I'll have you
executed.
Ako: This was fun -- just like old times -- except Captain
isn't trashed and C-Ko isn't here sniveling!
Kei-Kun: Oh!
Captain's eyes widen.
Cap: Akana, sweetie, go get Daddy. (I -- don't --- believe
--- this! Not NOW!)
Caption: "And who said timing isn't everything?"
Back view of Captain. Hikaru grips her by the shoulders,
Akana is rubbing her back.
Cap: Oh. No. Ah, it's Showtime, folks. ow
Hikaru: Uh ... uh.... CALL THE AMBULANCE!
Cap (indignant): Forget the ambulance. Hospitals are for
wimps and Earth women. ow
And HIKARU, get OUT of that power biosuit! You look like a
DORK! ow ow
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Caption: "The Daitokujis head home.."
Hikaru and Captain are walking out of the hangar, arms
around each other. Hikaru, as always, is semi-hysterical at
such times but for Captain it's a walk in the park. B-Ko
and Alana are in the foreground, arguing.
Hikaru: Ayshalita -- why don't you hang up that soldier
stuff and become a nice Earth lady?
Cap: Because I'm NOT a nice Earth lady. OW I'll pop
these kids in three hours flat -- time me. (We Cygnans are
MUCH more efficient.....) OWW
Bko: There she goes again. You Cygnans breed like rabbits
-- it's disgusting.
Alana: Shut up, you Earth cow.
Cap (to Hikaru): OWwWwWWWWW Great Mother, will you CHANGE
CLOTHES??? You look like TINKERBELL.
Hikaru (annoyed, in spite of himself): Okay, okay, okay !!
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Shot of the Napolipolita-Daitokuji mansion. A group of
people stands in the living room.
Caption: "The wait isn't long..."
Cap:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ako (snuggling her hubby): Oh Kei. Aren't your brother and
his little alien girlfriend CUTE? They remind me of us...
Kei (frowning at his baby brother): (His hair is cuter
still...)
Akira (to a tearful Arisa): Don't worry.
Akana: KISS AND HUG, KISS AND HUG, SMACK YOUR SWEETIE ON
THE MUG....
Bkp: All dressed up and no place to go...
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Captain is pointing frantically at Hikaru, furious.
Cap:HIK...OWWWW...RU.......Would......you....(OHGREATMOTHERR
RRRRRRRRRRRRR)....
please...go...change...(YAAAAAAAHHHH!!) ...your
....(AIEEEEEE!)...outfit???
Men...are...useless...(EEEEYAAHHH!!)...for....anEEEEEEEE!!th
ing....anyhOWWWWWWWW!!!! (Chicken!)
Hikaru, wild-eyed, races away as fast as his legs will carry
him.
Hikaru: GLADLY!!!!
Bko: Wow. Father looks green. Is he REALLY that upset?
Alana (holding Kazushi, who is peeking over her shoulder at
the unfolding chaos): Nah. He pulled the same sort of
trick with the LAST three kids.
Kazushi (softly): Chicken.
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Caption: "WOW!"
Shot of Captain, hair askew, knees shaking, eyes glazed,
holding a pair of nice little twins. Each is wearing her
own little kimono decorated with dollar signs. Shiiko and
Mitsuko hug her legs and reach up to pat the babies. B-Ko
and Alana are actually hugging each other in congratulation.
Cap: ONE HOUR, FIFTY-TWO MINUTES AND THIRTY-SIX SECONDS.
Atina (jubilantly): Steady as a rock! I'd like to see an
Earth woman do that!
Akana (to herself): They ARE kind of cute.
Shot of Kazushi. She has collapsed on all fours,
inconsolable, at her sisters' feet. Her forehead touches
the floor.
Kazushi: MY mama.
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Shot of Alana holding one twin and Atina and Arisa playing
with the other. Captain is holding Kazushi, who is stroking
her hair.
Alana: Is this one Aria or Azia? And where's Dad --?
Cap: Azia. He's lying down. It was too much for him.
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Shot of Hikaru sitting on the couch. Captain is asleep, her
head on his shoulder. He holds the two babies, who are also
asleep. Kazushi sits next to him, heavy-lidded, holding two
dollies.
Shiiko crawls up behind them.
Shiiko: Daddy -- did you love Ma from the first time you
saw her?
Hikaru's thought balloon shows a very drunk, very angry
Captain in her old Cygnan white jumpsuit. She is holding a
bottle and has just punched out Hikaru with a nasty right
hook.
Cap: YOU DESH --- UH --- DISHTROYED --- UHHHH --- WRECKED
MY SPACESHIP, YOU
****HEAD!!!!
Hikaru: Well...not exactly, Shiiko.....
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Caption: "And so we leave the Daitokujis..
Shot of the Azawa household. Mari and Yuji have Hideo, his
brother, and D as guests tonight.
Little Rose, wearing an Okugi Karate School t-shirt, is
seated at the dinner table between two huge adults.
Yuji Azawa: Rose, eat your tofu.
Rose (in a snit): No, Daddy. Tofu makes me sick.
Caption: "Now, what's happening at the Azawa household?
DINNER!!!"
Mari enters, wearing a tacky dress covered with cabbage
roses and carrying a platter with an entire roast pig upon
it.
Mari: Anyone for an after-dinner pig?
Yuji: The Ayumi-Shirasaka wedding is coming up. Of course,
Rose, we'll have to leave you with a sitter.
Rose (incensed, shaking her fist): NOT those pyschotic
alien girls who sent me richocheting around time and space
like a billiard ball --- !!
Hideo and D sit next to Yuji. Hideo has his arm around her.
She is nicely dressed in a Cygnan gown with gold armbands,
and a Greek key headband. She is starry-eyed.
Hideo: Did you get enough to eat, my little Cygnan beauty?
D: Yes, thanks. Mari, you outdid yourself.
Shot of Rose, throwing a full-blown tantrum. Her mouth is
nearly as big as Princess C-Ko's, if such a thing is
conceivable.
Rose: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!
Mari (offstage): Aw, Rose. Don't be such a baby.
Rose continues to shriek, jumping up and down repeatedly
with fists clenched to add emphasis.
Rose: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!
Mari (still offstage, patiently): Now Rose, stop that at
once.
Hideo (whispering): Why don't WE have a wedding, D?
D lights up. Cygnans usually shudder at the thought of
cohabiting with men ...but ... well....one must adjust to
circumstances....now that one is an inhabitant of Earth
.....and it certainly hasn't hurt one's Captain any......
D: Sure! (To herself) GREAT MOTHER!!!! YAHOOOO!!!
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Caption: "Not one, but TWO weddings are coming up!"
D, Captain, Alana, Kazushi and the twins are seated in a
dressing room. D is modeling a sleeveless gown (slit up the
sides, of course) made of a lovely iridescent sparkly
fabric. Captain sits with Kazushi crawling up her leg and
gazing at her with adoration. She is also burping baby
Aria.
D: Thank you again, my Captain, for buying this custom-made
Cygnan dress for the wedding.
Cap: Anything for my dearest friend. (To herself) Good
thing I'm rich...the yardage alone cost me a fortune!
Alana (holding baby Azia, to herself also): Now that's a
BIG girl.
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Shot of a similar dressing room, across town. Ayumi Sensei
is trying on her wedding dress. It is the very same one she
wore when Kei tossed her like yesterday's funnypages. A
seamstress is pinning up the hem as Princess C-Ko and
Princess Asamalita stand by. Asamalita is shrieking.
Ayumi Sensei: It was SO nice of you to come to Earth for my
wedding, C-Ko-san. (No sense wasting a perfectly good
dress!)
Cko (thinking, not quite getting it): Why does all of this
seem so familiar?
Asamalita: BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Caption: "Miss Ayumi's wedding day arrives...and...THE
GIRLS ARE GIVEN ANOTHER CHANCE TO BABYSIT!"
Shot of the Napolipolita-Daitokuji mansion. Akana, Arisa,
and Atina are standing in the foreground, watching Mari
bring in Little Rose, who is screaming bloody murder. Her
mother holds her out with both hands.
Mari: RosejuststopitrightnowNOW! (To the girls) TAKE THIS
ROTTEN KID!!!
Rose (her arms and legs are a blur): NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!
Arisa: Great Mother help us!
Atina: And she thinks WE'RE crazy!
Captain and Hikaru have entered the room. Captain is
wearing a nice Earth-woman pastel suit and a picture hat.
Her hair is done up. Shiiko and Mitsuko, horrified by the
hollering brat
entering their home, cling to her skirt with pure terror.
Hikaru (to Captain): Are you SURE this is a good idea....?
Cap (holding her hands over her ears and grimacing): Too
late now.
A-Ko and C-Ko's children are frowning at the commotion.
Kei Jr.: Louder than Harley!
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Caption: "The wedding guests assemble..."
Shot of the church interior. The guests are sitting in the
pews. In the furthest row sits Yuji, Mari, Hideo, and D,
the latter two exuding romance. The next row down holds
Ine, B-Ko, Alana, and
Commander Alia, who is in from deep space especially for the
wedding. The following row contains former Mr. Director
Zuma, Hikaru, Captain and the babies, and Commander Yashida.
In front we see Ume, Kei, and A-Ko. There are other people
in front of them, but we can't see their faces.
Guest #1: (Isn't the guy behind us the one who was supposed
to marry Miss Ayumi but walked out on her?)
Guest #2: (Something like that. She's lucky -- what a
dork.)
Ako (to Keisama, frowning): How do you like THAT, babe??
Mr. Director Zuma (sarcastically): Daitokuji -- are you
building a dynasty or trying to repopulate the entire
planet?
Hikaru (irritated): Ha-ha very funny.
Commander Yashida: Captain, were you at Miss Ayumi's first
wedding?
Captain (to herself): Actually, Larry, I was lying drunk in
an alley about eighteen blocks west of here...
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Caption: "At the ridiculously opulent Napolipolita-Daitokuji
mansion, chaos reigns!!"
Kei Jr., who is usually a good little boy but has obviously
been influenced by Rose and Asamalita, is swinging on the
stained-glass chandelier. The babysitters are going nuts.
Arisa (doing her mother's hands-gripping-her-hair thing):
THIS TIME MA REALLY WILL KILL US!
Kei Jr. (cheerfully, swinging): WHEEEEE!!! FUNNER THAN
HARLEY!!!
Atina (pointing and screaming): GREAT MOTHER! THAT'S A
TIFFANY!!!!
Little Rose and Princess Asamalita stand on their heads on
the couch, their legs pedaling the air.
Rose: I WANT MY MOTHER I WANT MY MOTHER I WANT MY MOTHER I
WANT MY MOTHER I WANT MY MOTHER
Asamalita: SO DO I SO DO I SO DO I SO DO I SO DO I SO DO I
SO DO I SO DO I SO DO I
Asami has found herself a pack of matches. Akana has just
raced across the room and hooked her by the neck, snatching
them away from her.
Akana: OH NO YA DON'T!
Kazushi lies under the couch, peeking out from under the
ruffle and sucking her thumb.
In the foreground, Mitsuko and Shiiko have picked up the
telephone.
Shiiko: It's okay, Mitsuko...dial 911.
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Caption: "Miss Ayumi makes a lovely bride..."
Shot of Miss Ayumi going down the aisle. Music is playing.
She is the perfect bride, with the perfect gown. Sparkles
and musical notes fill the scented air. It is sappy as
hell. Various guests comment as she majestically sweeps
past.
Guest #1: Wow!
Guest #2: Oh, how pretty!
Guest #3: Isn't she just adorable?
Guest #4: Kosaku Shirasaka sure is a LUCKY GUY...
Guest #5: HEY, ISN'T THAT THE SAME GOWN SHE WORE WHEN KEI
YUKI DUMPED HER A FEW YEARS AGO?
Guest #6: YEAH! Well, isn't that tacky!
Ume (archly): FEELING ANY DEJA VU, KEI? ha ha ha ha ha
Caption: "But a less welcome visitor takes that walk down
the aisle as well....!!!"
A police officer stops at the row in which the Daitokujis
sit. Hikaru is holding the babies.
Cop (softly): (P-s-s-s-t, Mr. Daitokuji, sir, we've just
received a 911 call from your mansion...)
Mr. Director raises an eyebrow. Hikaru flips out, his tie
flying, his eyes bulging from his head.
The babies look at him with concern. Captain hasn't caught
on yet. Suddenly, she does...along with Mari and A-Ko,
whose children are also involved. Captain leaps into the
air, long legs flailing, picture hat flying, her nice hairdo
ruined. Her Cygnan glasses fly through the air, narrowly
missing Yashida's face. Hikaru shoves the babies into Mr.
Director's arms; he squeals in protest.
Mari: GRRRRRRRR!!!!
B-Ko looks at Mari in terror.
Cap: GREAT MOTHER MY BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hikaru (sweating): Mr. Director, you love my kids so much,
YOU watch 'em!
Mr. Director Zuma: AIEEEE!!
Kei (sitting in the row in front of them): Oh no! Another
ruined Ayumi wedding!!! At least it's not MY fault this
time....
Ume: Wow. He really IS a dork.
Ako (furious at her husband): HEY DUMMY -- OUR KIDS ARE
THERE TOO!!!
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Caption: "Dear Reader --- now let's be honest here...did you
REALLY think this wedding would proceed smoothly?"
Shot of the three mothers barreling full-speed down the
aisle. A-Ko collides with Miss Ayumi,
knocking her flying.
((BAM!!))
Ako: OUT OF MY WAY, SISTER !!!
Mari (who looks like she just stepped out of the Beauty
Salon from Hell): FIRST I'M GOING TO THROTTLE YOU, CAPTAIN,
AND THEN I'M GOING TO THROTTLE YOUR DAUGHTERS!
Captain (pounding down the aisle, hair streaming, pissed at
Mari and a few dozen other people):
OH YEAH? I WAS TRAINED TO KILL WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!!
Mari (twisting the knife): WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER YOU
BECAME AN ALKY??
Cap: AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
The two dash past Miss Ayumi, whose dress is now in tatters,
her hairdo mussed beyond repair.
Miss Ayumi: YOU MESSED UP MY WEDDING, YOU HARPIES!
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Caption: "At the Napolipolita-Daitokuji Mansion!!"
The outline of the mansion and the hills behind it are seen.
In the foreground are several tanks.
Four choppers are hovering overhead. Hikaru and Commander
Yashida are talking in the foreground, while the three
frantic women charge down the driveway shrieking.
Hikaru (pleasantly): Commander, it's good to know you
people can respond when you have to.
And it's also good to know that any home invaders will be
taken down right away!
Yashida: By my tactical assault troops?
Hikaru: No..by A-Ko, Aysha, and Mari!
----------
The three, exhausted and sweating, burst into the living
room. Atina, Arisa, and Akana are sitting on the couch with
the children, reading to them. They all smile when they see
their mothers. Asami claps her hands; Kazushi immediately
begins struggling to get off of Atina's lap so that she can
rush over to Ma and cling to her legs. Shiiko and Mitsuko
are hiding behind the couch, awaiting the Wrath of God.
Arisa: Oh -- hi everyone! You're sure back early!
Princess Asamalita and Little Rose wore themselves out, so
they're taking a nap. We're just reading the little ones a
fairy story...
Akana (smiling): What's all the commotion outside, Ma? We
thought the Kirlians had come to take another run at you..HA
HA!
A-Ko charges forward, her face in a rictus of rage. Mari
grabs Captain by her suit lapels and prepares to cold-cock
her. Captain gets her right leg up and plants it in Mari's
chest, and does her very best to snatch Mari baldheaded.
Mari: AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A MOTHER, YOU ALIEN LUSH?
Captain: PUT A SOCK IN IT, YOU COW!!!
Seeing that things have already gone too far, Mitsuko and
Shiiko come forward, crying.
Mitsuko: Ma -- WE called 911. Everybody was yelling and we
got scared. We're SORRY!
----------
The scene has quieted. Mari has Rose in her arms and is
rocking her. Commander Alia, Alana, and B-Ko have entered
the room, as has Hikaru.
Mari (girlishly -- can you stand it?): Sleeeeeping like a
little aaaaangel..........
Alia: Great Mother! She's even bigger than D!
Alana: AND---she nearly got a pulse rifle up her nose!!
Hikaru (hugging the battered Captain): Guess what. They
went ahead and said the vows!
Cap (crosseyed): Then we DIDN'T keep her from getting
married!!!! (Whew! It's been a while since I've been in a
fistfight!)
Mitsuko and Shiiko, their arms around each other, bravely
approach Ma so that they can hang onto her suitcoat.
Ako (with happy Asami hugging her around the neck): That
was the most exhausting wedding I've ever attended!!
Mr. Director Zuma enters the room, holding the babies.
Mr. Director: Daitokuji -- are you forgetting something?
Captain (surrounded by all of her girls): Excuse
me...sometimes I lose count!
----------
Caption: "We leave one wedding and concern ourselves with
another....D's!!"
Shot of Mrs. Ayumi-Shirasaka, holding what's left of her
wedding dress. It is ripped to shreds. Her new husband
looks on adoringly.
Ayumi: (thinking) Even if this doesn't work out, I won't be
wearing THIS again....
Shot of D in the foreground, with her long punk Cygnan
hairdo, Greek key headband, and Cygnan glasses. Mari and
Captain are in the background, nose to nose, their
expressions
hideous.
D: Of course, I'd like both of you to be in the
wedding...would that be a problem?
Mari: GRRRRRRR.
Cap: GRRRRRRR YOURSELF.
----------
Caption: "The day arrives -- does this look familiar?"
Shot of the church interior. Basically, it is the same crew
which attended Ayumi Sensei's wedding. Everyone is relaxed
and smiling. At the altar, facing the minister, are the two
immense sumo wrestlers and the two immense women. Captain
is there too, looking like a peanut in comparison.
Yashida: Those people are HUGE.
Cko: Ya-ho!
Hikaru (to himself): You've certainly held up well,
Ayshalita.
Bko (musing to herself): Seems like only yesterday that I
was rescuing C-Ko..Captain was drunk...and D was shooting at
me...! How things change....
Minister: Dearly beloved. We are gathered here to join this
man and this --- uh ---- woman in holy matrimony.
Closeup of Captain, who has been itching for a fight all
day.
Captain (in a loud stage whisper, and referring to Mari's
Matron-of-Honor gown): SHE'S BIGGER THAN MT. FUJIYAMA IN
THAT DRESS. YUCK.
Mari, who has been eager to tangle with her again, whips
around. Her face is terrifying.
Mari: WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOU LEPTON LUNATIC??????????
Captain realizes that she has seriously stepped in it, and
attempts to backpedal.
Cap (waving her hands in front of her):
Uh...um...Mari....take it easy....no harm. no foul!
It is too late. Closeup shot of Mari's eyes.
Mari: GRRRRRRRR!!!!
Caption: "Now -- did you REALLY think this wedding would go
off better than Miss Ayumi's?"
Mari makes a run for Captain. It is an incongrous sight
because both are done up in beautiful Cygnan sparkle-studded
dresses.
Mari: I'm going to wring your skinny little neck!!!
Cap (punching Mari in the face): BACK WAY OFF, BABE!
((THWOCK!!))
Hideo: OH NO!
Minister: OH NO!
D: OH NO!
Yuji: OH NO!
Comments are heard from the assembled congregation:
Mr. Director Zuma: Those Cygnans sure love to fight.
Yashida: You're my second-in-command...you'd better win!
Guest #1: Get her, Captain!
Guest #2: Knock Mrs. Rich Bitch off her pedestal, Mari!
Cko: No, Mari-chan!
Ume: Mari, are you nuts?
Kei: Oh!
Alana: Don't you DARE touch my Ma!
Hikaru: Aysha!! Acting like a hooligan, and at your
age.....!
Bko: DO THOSE TWO LIKE TO BUST UP WEDDINGS?
Alia: MA ! NO !
----------
Mari swings her enormous leg, which connects and knocks
Captain to the floor.
Mari: INSULT ME IN PUBLIC, WILL YOU, YOU COSMIC NUTCASE
SOT?
Cap: Mari -- you're kidding, right? (Hey -- I'm in
recovery -- )
Mari swings back her fist, ready to deal a knockout punch.
Yuji: Now, honey, stop that at once.
Mari (to Captain, vindicated): REMEMBER -- YOU THREW THE
FIRST PUNCH!
Cap (sweating, to herself): Yikes...so I did...
Hikaru: AYSHA !!!!!!! FOR PETE'S SAKE !!!!!!!!
Mari swings both fists at Captain's head. She has gotten
back on her feet.
Mari: I'VE NEVER BEEN SO EMBARRASSED IN MY LIFE!!!!!!
((SWOOOOSH!!!))
Cap: No -- I guess you're not kidding.
She ducks the blow but is thrown off balance, and hits the
floor on her butt.
Cap: OW! THAT HURT!
Hikaru (to Alana): WHY CAN'T THESE WOMEN BEHAVE? Oh
boy......
Alana (rooting): MA! GET UP AND KNOCK HER BLOCK OFF!! GET
UP!!!!!
Captain places her hands on the floor, and, using her arms
as a pivot, swings her legs and whacks Mari in the gut.
Mari: HEY!
Cap (out of breath): Okay, then -- I'm FASTER than you, and
BETTER than you, and I am going to kick your BUTT even
though I just had TWINS!!!!
Alana (really into it now) POUND 'ER, MA !!!
Hikaru (standing, his head bent down in hopeless anguish):
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Bko: Alia...I think your
mother's hormones are out of whack.
Alia: I think she's just great, B-Ko!
Hideo and D are still standing at the altar, watching and
not quite believing.
Hideo: Is your friend crazy?
D: Could be.
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Caption: "Can you BELIEVE this....?"
Hikaru and Mr. Director (!) have dashed up to the altar to
help. Captain is about to connect with Mari's chin.
Cap: HAPPY LANDINGS, YOU SILLY FAT COW !!
((BAM!!!))
Alia: YES!
Bko (ducking as Mari passes overhead): Low flying object!
Hikaru: Ayshalita!!! Remember your health!!
Mr. Director Zuma: (What am I doing up here?)
----------
Mari recovers her footing and barrels down the aisle like a
steam-engine.
Hikaru (with his arm around Aysha): I'LL SIC MY LAWYERS ON
YOU !!!!
Mr. Director Zuma: THAT wasn't a smart thing to say,
Daitokuji...
Cap (not quite understanding the Earth male mystique of
rescuing damsels in distress): ((Will you let ME handle
this, sweetie??))
Mari: GRRRRR!!! OUT OF MY WAY, WIMPY RICH BOY!!!!!
----------
Hideo, D, and the minister still stand at the altar, within
Mari's targeting range. Mari flings herself through the
air.
Mari: EEEEEEEEYAAH!
Cap: HEY -- FORGET I SAID IT, ALL RIGHT??
Hikaru: Take it easy, Mari!
Mr. Director Zuma: Be careful, Daitokuji!
Minister (to himself): Heavenly Father, what a pack of
kooks.
D (to herself): Great Mother!
----------
Caption: "Unfortunately, Mari NEVER backs down!"
She has grabbed Captain by the neck and has whipped her
right out of Hikaru's arms. She is a good five feet off the
ground.
Cap (tongue protruding): MARI !!!!!!!!!
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!!!!
Mari (to Hikaru, who is reaching for her): YOU'RE NEXT,
RICH BOY!
Mr. Director Zuma (behind Hikaru): ((Daitokuji?))
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Shot of Mari beating the holy crap out of Zuma.
((KA-BOOOM!!))
He flies backward across the church. Hikaru is now hitting
the floor, having been vaulted airborne courtesy of Mari
Airlines a few seconds before. He can't believe that
someone has actually hit HIM, an Important Person.
Hikaru: HEY! That's assault and battery!!
Mr. Director Zuma (upside down and still flying)
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!
D (distraught): RUN, MY CAPTAIN! RUN !!!!!!!!!
Cap (whose feet are making tracks already): Me and my big
mouth...I'm running, D, I'm running!
(Now I've done it...!)
Commander Alia (offstage): NAPOLIPOLITAS -- ASSEMBLE!!!
----------
Shot of Mari pursuing Captain, who is pounding down the
aisle at full speed.
Cap (getting winded): Mari! Let's call it a draw !!
Mari (not in the slightest bit winded): COME BACK HERE, YOU
COWARD !!!
D (to Hideo): Quick !! Let's read the vows !!
----------
Shot of a solid wall of Napolipolita daughters, with biceps
bulging and lips snarling.
Alia: MARI -- IF YOU WANT HER, YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH US
FIRST.
----------
Not being in the best of condition, Captain runs out of
steam and collapses on the church floor.
Hikaru is right behind her.
Cap (ashamed of her weakness, but that's a Cygnan for you):
Whew!! I can't keep this up!
Hikaru (seriously alarmed): B-KO!! ENOUGH!!! CALL HER
OFF!!
B-Ko whips off her wedding clothes ---!
Bko: OKAY MARI -- GAME'S OVER!! (Good thing I always wear
my Akagiyama 23 Power Biosuit at all social occasions!)
----------
As B-Ko adjusts her armband weaponry, Mari tears through the
Napolipolita Line. Daughters are flying in all directions.
Captain and Hikaru huddle together on the floor.
Mari (swinging): OUT OF MY WAY, KIDDIES!!
Atina (airborne): How embarrassing.
Alia (being flipped over Mari's arm) Ooops. Good thing my
crew isn't here to see THIS....
Arisa (standing directly in front of the Mountain of
Madness): Ulp.
Akana (upside down): Where's a pulse rifle when you want
one???
Bko: Wow...and those girls are good. Oh well -- must
defend the family -- time for the BIG GUNS!
Cap: HIKARU !!!!! MY SWEET DARLING LITTLE GIRLS !!!!!
Hikaru (frantic): B-KO!!!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR --- THE
NEXT MILLENNIUM?????
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B-Ko lets it rip. The church hall is shattered with the
reverberation of artillery fire.
Bko: AKAGIYAMA MISSILES !!!!
----------
Shot of Mari being blown off her feet. She is finally
getting the point.
Bko (still firing): Now, Mari. Knock it off.
Mari (dazed but still furious): Okay, okay, I get the
picture.
Captain and Hikaru are still on the floor.
Cap: Hikaru-Sama. I HATE weddings.
----------
Caption: "It's over!"
Shot of the assembled multitude. The ceremony has concluded
and everything is back to normal...well, kind of.
The happy couple stand next to Yuji, who is trying to lead
Mari away.
D: Hey! We're married !
Hideo: Those Cygnans are such fine HEALTHY girls...! (To
himself) Mari and that tough little Captain are like two
cats in a sack..
Yuji (hissing in her ear): Mari. I want to talk to you.
It's not a good idea to beat up the Daitokujis. It's time
to talk to a therapist.
Mari: Forget the therapist. I'll kick her skinny butt.
Minister (angry): Of course, the damage to the church has
to be paid for...I'd say your daughter did about $50,000
worth!
Hikaru is back to his cool and collected self. He props up
Captain, whose shades have been knocked askew on her face.
Hikaru (cheerfully): No problem, Padre. I can find that
kind of money under my couch cushions!
Cap (still half-conscious, to herself): Terrific..I just
spoiled my best friend's wedding. Oh well....at least I'm
sober...(sigh....)
B-Ko stands between Alana and Alia.
Alana: B-Ko. You were awesome.
Alia: Yeah. We'll have to make her an official
Napolipolita.
A-Ko has dragged Kei-kun into a corner, where she confronts
him.
Ako: (Why didn't you jump in and break up the fight?)
Kei: (Mari is REAL scary.)
----------
Shot of the reception. Captain is sitting on a chair, hands
covering her face, bawling. D kneels beside her, trying to
soothe her.
Cap (with her typical wail): OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH D !!! AFTER
ALL THE TIMES YOU KEPT ME ALIVE AND DID EVERYTHING FOR ME, I
SCREW UP YOUR WEDDING!!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! BOO HOO
HOO!!!
D: That's all right, my Captain. I wouldn't have had a
nice wedding in the first place if you hadn't paid for it.
(( Loaded or not, my Captain ALWAYS starts a riot! ))
Mari (looking over at her sobbing foe): GRRRRRR.
Bko (still in her biosuit): Forget it, Mari.
Akira: Arisa - I think your dad is upset that your mother
got into a fistfight at the altar.
Arisa: He ought to be used to it by now!
Hikaru and Yuji appear in the foreground. Hikaru is beyond
frazzled. Sweat flies from his troubled brow. Yuji is a
rock, stoic in word and deed.
Hikaru: YUJI -- WHY DIDN'T WE MARRY NORMAL GIRLS?????
Yuji: Too boring, I guess. Mari, stop that growling.
----------
The Napolipolita-Daitokuji contingent leave the reception.
Hikaru and Aysha are arm-in-arm. Peace is restored.
Bko (to Alia and Alana): Lovely wedding!
----------
Shot of Arisa, laying a real liplock on Akira.
Arisa: LOVELY WEDDING.
Akira (to himself): Is that a hint?
----------
Shot of the Yukis.
Kei: Besides, A-Ko, YOU'RE the real muscle in the
family...
Ako (hands gripped in her hair): Oh no.
----------
Shot of Mari's contorted face.
Rose: I TOLD you those aliens should have been deported,
Mother.
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Caption: "Births and weddings can be exhausting --- "
Shot of the mansion. Hikaru and Captain are relaxing on the
couch, wearing kimonos. They each hold a twin. Curious,
Kazushi (sucking her thumb) is trying to peer into a little
sleeping face. Commander Alia is in her uniform and stands
next to her sister Alana.
Hikaru: Aysha. I think your days of unarmed combat are
over.
Cap (to herself -- she would never, ever admit such a thing
to a male): Maybe I'm more of a nice Earth lady than I
thought.
Alia: Well, sis. It's time for me to resume my command.
Maybe I'll surprise Ma with a grandchild one of these days.
Alana: Maybe I'll just beat you to it.
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Caption: "But everyone has a chance to relax at Ms. Ayumi-
Shirasaka's annual fireworks display!"
It is nighttime. The entire crew watches the spectacular
fireworks which Kozaku Shirasaka lights. Atina and Commander
Yashida look on. Hideo and D are there; D-Ko has her hands
on Princess C-Ko's shoulders protectively. Even Princess
Asamalita has shut her mouth. Mr. Director Zuma is holding
the twins, who radiate adoration in his direction. Mari, B-
Ko, and Yuji
watch as well.
Mari: Grrrrrrrr.
Bko: Look. I know she's a pain in the butt, but quit picking
on her.
Yuji: Mari, stop that growling.
Rose (whose braids are twitching with anxiety): Yikes!
Reminds me of time travel with those loony aliens!!
A-Ko and her family have their eyes on the sky. Next to them
are Arisa and Akira.
Arisa: Did you see the RING my mom got?
Akira (to himself): Is that a hint?
The rest of the Napolipolita-Daitokuji girls stand around
their parents. Captain, wearing a very punk Cygnan 'do and
a jumpsuit with knee-high boots, looks down at her hand at
the sparkler Hikaru just gave her as a celebration for the
twins.
Cap: Ten carats!! (ooh ooh ooh) Thanks, sweetie.
Ayumi Sensei (to everyone): NOW JUST WATCH THIS ONE !!!!!!!
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THE END (FOR
NOW!!)
Well, little A-Ko junkies, can your heart take the next
thrilling episode?? In Project A-Ko 9
The Next Generation - "Cygnans we have Heard on High" or
"God Rest Ye Merry Aliens",
a killer asteroid hurtles toward Earth, threatening to spoil
Captain's holiday party. Can she handle the giant rock
singlehandedly -- and can she handle it when her party
blows apart when Little Rose pulls a nutty? When she and
Hikaru decide to take a second honeymoon trip (and without
the children, yet !!!!! My God in Heaven !!), what happens
as soon as they pull out of the driveway? Did you know
Cygnans LOVE to party? Be there or be square!
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