| Cha^m. Tie^u qua'!!!
Hai ban. gai' ta^m su*.:
A: Ho^i` sang' tao ta^p. the^? duc.
o^ng hai me^ luo^n........
B: O^ng Hai nao` va^y?
A: O^ng Hai nao` da^u? O^ng
hai me^ la`.....e^ hai mo^ng do' ma`!!
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Tai` lanh
Tha^y`: what's your name?
Mo^t ban. nam du*o*ng' da^y.
-My name.....
Mo^t ban. nu* nga(t' lo*i` noi' gium`
ban. nam do':
-My name Hu`ng tha^y`
Tha^y`: Ha?!
( Ca? lo*p cu*o*i` no bung.) |
| Mu*`ng tha^y' ghe^!
Hai" ao' dai`" la^u ngay` ga(p. lai.
A: E^ ! Dao. nay` may` co' khoe?
ho^ng? Con` di hoc. ho^ng? ba, ma',
anh chi. em may` khoe? chu*? May` con`
ga(p. tui. ban. hoc. cu~ ho^ng?
B: May` hoi? tu*` tu*` tho^i, hoi?
nhie^u` qua' lam` sao tao tra? lo*i`.
A: Tho^i, khoi? tra? lo*i`! Tha^y'
may` con` so^ng' la` tao mu*ng` ro^i`!
B: ??
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Keo.
Hai may` ta^m su*.:
A: E^, may` tha^y' ma' nang` sao?
B: Ba` do' keo. du* la(m'!
A: Sao may` bie^t'?
B: Tao ghe' tha(m nang` buo^i?
chie^u`, nha` dang a(n co*m, ma' nang`
noi': "Sa(n~ bu*a~ a(n ba ho^t. co*m luo^n
chau'." Tao hoi? may` ba ho^t. co*m
lam` sao no? |
Loi` Nhac. Te^ Long`
NIN' NGAY DI!
(Hat' theo bai` "say you will")
Ba`nay`ne`,tie^n`hoc.the^m ho^m qua,ba` da~"chap'"
da ua hay ca` rem? Noi' di nghen, thie^t.long`,cho* loanh quanh long` vong`. Con` kho^ng tiu la le^n cho ba` bie^t'!
Tu*` ho^i` nao`! Tie^n` o^ng du*a cho tui,ba`ban'quan'
"canh me" thu ho^i` tru*a. Thie^u'ho^m kia mu*o*i` ngan`, co'o^ng theo dang` hoang`.
Gio*`sao o^ng kho^ng cho tui tra? tie^`n?
Tho^i, tho^i di! Ba` ranh nhu* ye^u tinh."cu'ng"cho
ba` mu*o*i ngan` luo^n, ro^i` do'!
O^ng im ngay! Co'..a(n sao mau que^n, con "ba dia'" tui...thoi cho mo^.t thoi.
Minh` ngo^i` ga^n`, danh` nghe hai te^n kia cung` la
het',chao o^i,ghe^ tha^t.ghe^!Co'sao kho^ng hoc hanh`
chi? a(n cho*i ta^p. tanh`,ro^i` sang na(m lu*u ban ba me. buo^n`.
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Khoc' Tie^ng' Anh
( Hai ao' dai` vo^ cho*., tha^y' mo^t.
ba` lao~ bi. ma^t' tie^n` ngo^i` khoc')
A: Do^' may` tai. sao ba` lao~ do'
khoc'?
B: De^~ o*t. Tai. ba~ bi. ma^t' tie^n`.
A: Kho^ng sai, nhu*ng tai. sao
ba~ lai. khoc'" hu........hu"?
B: ...Tao ho^ng? bie^t'. May` noi'
tai. sao?
A: Ba` khoc' nhu* va^y. y' la`
muo^n' hoi?" Ai...ai..la^y' tie^n` cua?
to^i", bo*i~ " Who" tie^ng' Anh co'
nghi~a la` " Ai" do' ma`. |
| Li' Le~
Mo^t. ban. gai' ta^m su*. vo*i ban.:
-E^ may`, tha^y` H so*. tao la(m'.
-May` xao. vu*a`tho^i.
- May` kho^ng tin thi` tho^i, chu*'
mo^i~ la^n` o^~ng ke^u tao le^n ba?ng lam`
bai` la` o^ng~ noi' tha^y` so* em luo^n"! |
Sao ky` va^y. ta???
Trong go*`i pha't bai` kie^m/ tra
Anh va(n, co^ gia'o ho?i lo*p':
- Lo*p' ta co' hai em te^n
Hung` phai? kho^ng?
- Kho^ng a.
-Va^y. sao trong ca^u ho?i "What's your name?" co' to*i' hai
bai` tra? lo*i: "My name's Hung`"? |
| Anh chang` tho^ng minh
Mo^t. chang` noi' vo*i' ca? dam' con gai'
trong lo*p':
- Ai kho^ng ye^u tui thi gio* tay le^n!
Do*i. khi ca? dam' da~ nha^t. loat. gio* tay,
chang` no. mo*i' noi' ra(ng`:
-Du*o*c., ba^y gio*` ai ye^u tui thi bo? tay
xuo^'ng.
Cac' ban. thu*? nghi~ xem, co' ai gio* tay
suo^t' ngay` du*o*c kho^ng???
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Bo^` Nao`?
-E^ dao. nay` con bo^` may` ra sao ro^i`?
-A khoang~...(Suy nghi~)sau' bay? chuc.
ky'!
-Tro*`i da^t'! Ma^p. du*~ dza^y. a`? |
| Tu*o*ng? bo*~
Mo^t. may` ra^u no^i/ tie^ng' dep. trai
va` hoc. gioi?. Co'la^`n du*o*c. co^ ban.:
noi' vui:
- O^ng nay`" Ghe^ " la(m' nha! Ra
du*o*ng` bao nhie^u` ngu*o*i` xem'
"che^t'" vi` o^ng do'.
May` ra^u( khoai' chi'):
-Sao va^y.?
- Thi` tai. o^ng chay. xe a^u? qua'
cho*' sao!!!! |
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