Dirty WHAT?

They prefer Lovely Angels you know

"Yuri and Kei, respectively, can be seen as contrasting personifications of the dichotomous Appollonian and Dionysian philosophies. Wait, that's too complicated. Let's try this: YURI GOOD GIRL. KEI BAD GIRL. TOGETHER, THEY MAKE THINGS GO BOOM."
- Adam Warren

Gee, it's hard to imagine someone who doesn't know who Kei and Yuri are! Where have they been, having a normal life with social interaction or somthing? Eesh! And yet, there are people out there who still live in ignorance. We can help those people. That is - we can help those of them intelligent enough to find this page...

Here's the rundown for all those wondering what I'm on about.

The Dirty Pair are two Trouble Consultants for the WWWA - the Worlds Welfare Work Association, a "pangalactic supragovernmental agency" with a very silly name. The WWA exists to counter any "threats to humanity" that individual worlds can't handle on their own, by dispatching teams of elite operatives, or "trouble consultants". Kei and Yuri are reputedly the best Trouble Consultants the WWA has - they certainly have a reputation for getting the job done... however...

"W-Wherever they go, everybody dies! We could all be killed in some random calamity, any second now, just for being near them! I-I'm scared!"
-Anonymous audience member of the Cory!™ show

..they also have a reputation for causing mass destruction and death wherever they go. Any operation they are involved in usualy ends up destroying at least a city, and in the case of the Kei 'n Yuricon held on Egawa (the origional home of this node), dozens of heavily populated systems, leaving billions homeless, dead, or both.

"Kei and Yuri raze whole cities, leave millions dead, ruin entire ecosystems and all that... but legally, it's never their fault. So, basically, no-one can stop them for spreading chaos and destruction. That's cool."
-Random Kyotaku being interviewed for Cory!™

Despite, or perhaps because of this, the Dirty Pair (or Lovely Angels have amassed a huge following of obsessed fans, both male and female (but mainly sad geeky males). These fans prefer to be refered to as "Kyotaku" - a term created from adding the first letters of Kei and Yuri's names to the word Otaku.

"Yuri's the greatest, but Kei? Gimme a break! She plays third fiddle to her own chest!"
-Another random Kyotaku, waiting in line for Yuri's autograph.

The most hotly debated topic of conversation amongst Kyotaku is; Who's the best? Kei or Yuri? Well here at KYC41 aren't about to be dragged into this pointless squabble - we think that they're equally faboo. Unfortunatly, not everyone thinks that either Dirty Pair are the sole reason for living - in fact, some folks just plain hate them. Why? What could you hold against them? Oh sure, the occasional accidental genocide..

"..two women, dressed like whores, spreading mass death and untold destruction through the godless Babylon of human society? This is a clear sign that the end times are here.
Whores... whores I say..."
-A minister of the Church of the Edible Messiah, interviewed on Cory!™

..but nothing really bad.. it's not like they meant it..

"...I can raze citys! Annihilate worlds! Snuff out stars! I'm a Goddess of destruction baby!"
-"Evil" Yuri

..er...maybe you should just read their dossiers, and decide for yourself.

Kei | Yuri

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