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AUTOBIOGRAPHY...written in the third personĊiken was born on the planet Slack 7, located on the other, more relaxed side of the Milky Way. Sensing the planet was doomed (due to the fact no-one could be bothered doing anything), his father placed the newborn in a spacecraft, sending him to a planet where he was to gain magical powers and act as a force of Truth, Justice, and the Slack way. Unfortunatly, due to a slight miscalculation, the ship missed its target by thousands of lightyears, and crashed onto an insignifigant blue/green planet, known by it's less intelligent inhabitants as Earth. Found by a family of lemurs, they soon discovered that Earth's yellow sun gave the infant amazing powers - like the ability to survive on nothing but sugar and caffine, and the ability to vanish from view when there was work to be done. In his late teens, secure in the knowledge that he was superior to humans in every way, Ċiken set out to become a masked crimefighter. Thirty seconds later his attention-span collapsed and he went off to create a web-page instead. Ċiken is now the tyranical despot of a tiny cherry republic (like a banana republic but more crap) in the South Pacific. Despite all his efforts, only a trickle of Anime and Manga is imported each year, and he's contemplating nuclear terrorism as a solution. The arrival of Neon Genesis Evangelion (finally!) has appeased him, but only temporarily.... |