Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

  • You can GET chocolate.

  • "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

  • Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

  • You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

  • You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

  • You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

  • If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

  • Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without
    being called nasty names.

  • The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

  • You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during
    working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

  • You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

  • You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

  • With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

  • Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

  • You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

  • Good chocolate is easy to find.

  • You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

  • You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

  • When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

  • With chocolate size doesn't matter.