Impressions From An Office

The family picture is on His desk.
-Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on Her desk.
-Um, her family will come before her career.

His desk is cluttered.
-He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
Her desk is cluttered.
-She's obviously a disorganized scatterbrain.

He is talking with his co-workers.
-He must be discussing the latest deal.
She is talking with her co-workers.
-She must be gossiping.

He's not at his desk.
-He must be at a meeting.
She's not at her desk.
-She must be in the ladies room.

He's not in the office.
-He's meeting customer.
She's not in the office.
-She must be out shopping.

He's having lunch with the boss.
-He's on his way up.
She's having lunch with the boss.
-They must be having an affair.

The boss critized Him.
-He'll improved his performance.
The boss critized Her.
-She'll be very upset.

He got an unfair deal.
-Did he get angry?
She got an unfair deal.
-Did she cry?

He's getting married.
-He'll get more settled.
She's getting married.
-She'll get pregnant and leave.

He's having a baby.
-He'll need a raise.
She's having a baby.
-She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

He's going on a business trip.
-It's good for his career.
She's going on a business trip.
-What does her husband say?

He's leaving for a better job.
-He knows how to recognize a good opportunity.
She's leaving for a better job.
-Women are not dependable.