Three men are standing at the gates of heaven
and St. Peter asks them if they ever cheated on their wives.
The first man says all the time,
St. Peter gives him a compact car and admits him into heaven.

The second man says "I cheated a couple of times"
and St. Peter gives him a mid-sized car and
admits him into heaven.

The third man says "I've never cheated on my wife in
40 years of marriage"
so St. Peter gives him a rolls-royce
and admits him into heaven.

A week later the three men met at an intersection in heaven
and the third man was sitting in his car crying,
the other men asked why he was crying,
he had such a nice car.
The third man said "I just saw my wife
and she was driving a skateboard.