Luigi comes to America and succeeds in becoming a millionaire.
One day Luigi says to himself:
"Luigi, you're an intelligent boy, you make a million in America,
now you're gonna make one woman happy."
So he has his picture taken in the nude.
When he views the proofs, he exclaims,
"Luigi, you're an intelligent boy who make a million in America,
I'm gonna make TWO women happy."

He cuts the picture in half.
"I'm gonna send the top half to my Mamma,
and the bottom half to my girlfriend.

In addressing and sealing the envelopes
he gets the pictures mixed;
the top half goes to his girlfriend,
the bottom half to his ageing mother. and exclaims while gazing at her half of the picture
"That's my Luigi, handsome Italian boy,
make a million in America".

His mother on the other hand receives her letter
and bottom portion of the nude photo.
Now wearing bifocals,and gazing intently
while examining the photo at various distances,
she finally exclaims,
"That's my Luigi, handsome Italian boy...
long nose, baggy eyes and no shave for a week!"