Two cannibals, a father and son,
were elected by the tribe to go out
and get something to eat.

They walked deep into the jungle
and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man.
The son said, "Oh dad, there's one."
"No," said the father.
"There's not enough meat on that one
to feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later,
along came this really fat woman.
The son said, "Hey dad, she's plenty big enough."
"No," the father said.
"We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat
in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later,
here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong
with that one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father.
"We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive
and eat your mother."