One night, two salesmen were travelling
on the highway when one saw a sign that read
"Granny's Whorehouse, two miles".
They thought, what the hell, let's check it out.
They turned off the road at another sign that said
"This way to Granny's Whorehouse".
Following the signs, they finally found
the house with a sign,
"You have reached Granny's Whorehouse".
They went up to the porch and sure enough,
there was Granny.

"Can we look inside?"
asked one of the salesmen.
"Nope," said Granny,
"it's a hundred bucks each to get in."
They thought for a moment and decided to go in.
They paid Granny $200 bucks
and went through the door,
only to find themselves immediately
outside in the back yard.
They looked up and there was one more sign...
YOU'VE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY GRANNY!