Ah Fook and his friend were walking down the street
when they spotted something in their path.
"Wait!" exclaimed Ah Fook. "What is that?"
His friend approached the thing on the road.
"Be careful," warned Ah Fook. "What is it?"
His friend looked closely at the thing.
At length he said, "Looks like shit."
Ah Fook looked closely at the thing himself.
His friend leaned closer to the thing and whiffed at it.
"Smells like shit."
Al Fook watched as his friend then poked the thing with one finger,
raised the finger to his lips, tasted it
and said, "tastes like shit."
Then his friend said, "Good thing we didn't step on it."